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RE: Happy Fathers Day - jason - 06-22-2015 (06-22-2015, 01:42 AM)StLucieBengal Wrote: Sorry to hear zona . They will grow out of it for a while, but they will come back around... Happy belated Father's Day to all. I was out in God's country yesterday with my pops. RE: Happy Fathers Day - fredtoast - 06-23-2015 (06-22-2015, 02:20 AM)RICHMONDBENGAL_07 Wrote: My son is turning 15 this August, I hug him in public as much as possible, because it's funny, well also because I love him, but mostly because it's funny When I was that age my father insisted on kissing me on the lips. He claimed it was the only way he could tell if I had been out drinking or smoking. Then one time I tricked him. I put a tab of blotter acid on my tongue and frenched him really good. He thought it was funny until he started tripping. Then he held me down and punched me in the dick with a toaster. So now we have this Father's Day tradition where I go over to his house, sit in the corner, and cut myself while he cries on the couch. Happy Fathers day everyone! RE: Happy Fathers Day - fredtoast - 06-23-2015 (06-22-2015, 02:47 AM)StLucieBengal Wrote: And Yeah my girls are 5 and 7 so right now I am the king of the castle I am preparing for teenagers. Congratulations Lucy. those are some good looking girls you have there. VERY good looking. RE: Happy Fathers Day - Johnny Cupcakes - 06-23-2015 (06-23-2015, 12:10 AM)fredtoast Wrote: I almost feel like I need to report this to the internet police. RE: Happy Fathers Day - rfaulk34 - 06-23-2015 (06-23-2015, 10:43 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Nah. Already been done. RE: Happy Fathers Day - RICHMONDBENGAL_07 - 06-23-2015 (06-23-2015, 12:03 AM)fredtoast Wrote: When I was that age my father insisted on kissing me on the lips. He claimed it was the only way he could tell if I had been out drinking or smoking. Then one time I tricked him. I put a tab of blotter acid on my tongue and frenched him really good. He thought it was funny until he started tripping. Then he held me down and punched me in the dick with a toaster. Family reunions must be a blast. |