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RE: Ran Into Marvin - Bengalholic - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 04:59 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: Ok, So I was getting some lunch, and I look over and there is Marvin. Looked tired so I wasn't even going to speak but I did.. I asked him how he was and he said Good. I was like ok.. Then I said this is a disappointing season so far... he was like we will get it together. Then something came over me, and I said why don't you just quit? I think it would be best for the Team and Cincinnati. With the talent we have had in this organization in the past 10 years and we still can't get it done the fault is on you guys, the coaching staff. He looked shocked. I then took a bite of my sandwich (Tuna on Rye) I might add, and he looked at me and Said this is my final season as Head Coach. I said No way! He said this is my last year. I then took a drink of my coke and said, I am sorry. He then looked like a defeated man. I felt horrible. He said I have done all I can, and I can't do much more with what the organization allows me to do. I couldn't believe it. Here he is pouring out his inner most feelings to a man eating Tuna on Rye. I looked over and seen some lady with him almost in tears. I felt horrible, So I said Good luck with the rest of the season, and asked him, are you going to eat the rest of your fries?
Is this what the kids refer to as 'fan fiction'?
RE: Ran Into Marvin - bengalguy71 - 10-10-2016
The only thing the OP said that is in fact true, is that Lewis leaves when HE decides it's time to go.
He's signed through 2017.
RE: Ran Into Marvin - BengalsRocker - 10-10-2016
Pfffft... total hogwash.
Everyone knows Marvin eats from Mike Brown's plate.
No way he has one of his own.
He's even got to share what's left with the piano man.
RE: Ran Into Marvin - Vas Deferens - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 06:19 PM)JumboTron Wrote: You're lucky it wasn't Guenther, he'd rip your arms clean off and beat you to death with them for even having that question pass your lips.
Front Guenther licks the remaining ketchup off his plate.
RE: Ran Into Marvin - Beaker - 10-10-2016
Did the woman that was with Marvin have large chesticles?
RE: Ran Into Marvin - StoneTheCrow - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 06:43 PM)Beaker Wrote: Did the woman that was with Marvin have large chesticles?
What are you considering large? The size of Marvin's and up?
RE: Ran Into Marvin - xxlt - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 05:09 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: I really want a tuna on rye now.
Would you settle for some Hot Tuna?
RE: Ran Into Marvin - Sweetness - 10-10-2016
Gullible Americans.
RE: Ran Into Marvin - bengals67 - 10-10-2016
Hey, I ran into GODell at lunch today.
When I asked he said that it is true that the NFL has no integrity and only cares about making the most money.
He also agreed that the refs are awful and ordered to fix games for the Steelers and other favored markets.
Said he is looking forward to being appointed to Hillary's cabinet and that Bill will make a great new Commissioner when GODell leaves.
RE: Ran Into Marvin - Nebuchadnezzar - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 06:24 PM)Benton Wrote: That's impossible. You can't see the past.
You saw Bigfoot.
Everything you look at is in the past. I know light is really really fast but I still takes time to reflect off of whatever object you are looking at to reach your eye. Plus, have you ever looked at the stars? What you are looking at could have happened before the formation of our solar system.
"You can't see the past." whatever
RE: Ran Into Marvin - bonesaw - 10-10-2016
Was Marv having the Reuben? He looks like a guy that would be having a nice Reuben samich for lunch with extra thousand island on the side to dip it in.
RE: Ran Into Marvin - jason - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 05:06 PM)cincyfan429 Wrote: Change it to I ran over Marvin and I might believe it moreI actually had the chance to in Middletown back in 2007... Could've gotten Peg too.
RE: Ran Into Marvin - jason - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 06:19 PM)JumboTron Wrote: You're lucky it wasn't Guenther, he'd rip your arms clean off and beat you to death with them for even having that question pass your lips.Don't fool yourself.
Marvin Lewis would beat his ass too.
RE: Ran Into Marvin - PhilHos - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 05:02 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: You serious, Clark?I don't think so, Tim.
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RE: Ran Into Marvin - Awful Llama - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 07:04 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: What are you considering large? The size of Marvin's and up?
Would Brad find Marvin's inspiring?
RE: Ran Into Marvin - oncemoreuntothejimbreech - 10-10-2016
Are you going to eat the rest of your fries?
RE: Ran Into Marvin - Wyche'sWarrior - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 05:59 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I just seen Bigfoot.
Yep.....and I'm D. B. Cooper.....saw him years ago.....sumbitch shredded a bag of my cash.....
RE: Ran Into Marvin - The Real Deal - 10-10-2016
And then he flew away on his pet unicorn.
RE: Ran Into Marvin - rfaulk34 - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 11:13 PM)The Real Deal Wrote: And then he flew away on his pet unicorn.
DB Cooper or Bigfoot?
RE: Ran Into Marvin - The Real Deal - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 11:19 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: DB Cooper or Bigfoot?
All of the above.