(01-07-2017, 03:10 PM)Stewy Wrote: When I was a teenager they installed a sewer system in our part of the county.  Previously it was all septic/wells.  The company building the system destroyed roads and lawns, and as kids we didn't under stand right of ways and stuff so it seriously pissed us off.  My friends and I tortured that company at night.


Dropped cement blocks on a laser guide which was down a manhole....

Stuck potatoes down the exhaust of huge end loaders and disconnected hydraulics

Worst thing we did was this however......they were building a pumping plant.  It had a water meter down a manhole.  They had all kinds of construction equipment around like sand, cement, cinder blocks etc.  The water meter in the manhole was entirely under water......Well we read the instructions on the cement, carefully mixed it with the sand......stirred it up and left.  It was a holiday weekend so it had 3 days to set.  3 days later they had to remove the whole thing and replace it.  After that they hired night time security to patrol the entire area until construction was finished.  Luckily we knew the guy patroling our local area, so we were in no danger of being caught, but we stopped with the worst stuff anyway.  That last one kinda made us feel a bit guilty.

(01-08-2017, 03:21 AM)Benton Wrote: i shot a man in Reno just to watch him dye.

(01-08-2017, 03:21 AM)Benton Wrote: i shot a man in Reno just to watch him dye.

(01-08-2017, 12:09 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote:

(01-07-2017, 03:10 PM)Stewy Wrote: When I was a teenager they installed a sewer system in our part of the county.  Previously it was all septic/wells.  The company building the system destroyed roads and lawns, and as kids we didn't under stand right of ways and stuff so it seriously pissed us off.  My friends and I tortured that company at night.


Dropped cement blocks on a laser guide which was down a manhole....

Stuck potatoes down the exhaust of huge end loaders and disconnected hydraulics

Worst thing we did was this however......they were building a pumping plant.  It had a water meter down a manhole.  They had all kinds of construction equipment around like sand, cement, cinder blocks etc.  The water meter in the manhole was entirely under water......Well we read the instructions on the cement, carefully mixed it with the sand......stirred it up and left.  It was a holiday weekend so it had 3 days to set.  3 days later they had to remove the whole thing and replace it.  After that they hired night time security to patrol the entire area until construction was finished.  Luckily we knew the guy patroling our local area, so we were in no danger of being caught, but we stopped with the worst stuff anyway.  That last one kinda made us feel a bit guilty.

(01-09-2017, 06:55 AM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: I colored outside of the lines. Twice.

(01-12-2017, 01:18 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Damn man, that's hardcore!

(01-11-2017, 05:52 PM)Wyche Wrote: Damn man, that was a buncha work you boys ***** up!  Those pipe lasers are expensive as hell, not mention all the other mayhem.  I was a foreman on an underground utilities for a few years, I would have stroked out when I showed up to that shit in the mornings....you guys would have given me a heart attack!

(01-11-2017, 09:27 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: In high school I just didn't care.

After school I put clear jello mix into two of the men's room toilets and let them sit over night. They had to have plumbers come in and take apart the pipes and toilets. Bathroom was closed for 2 or 3 weeks. They had no cameras over there so never got caught.

During ROTC, I stayed after for it only to find out it got cancelled. We were supposed to have some kind of breakfast thing even though it was after school. My buddy was a senior and wanted to do a prank. So we took the butter and went to the gym and buttered the floors before the basketball game. There was a solid 3 hours before the game. We did a lot of the court, but not all of it. When they came running out, some players slipped and the refs checked the field and called it "overly waxed". They postponed the game and they didn't play that game at home.

Used white out on locker combos so no one could see their numbers.

Put a cherry bomb in the back of a toilet. It blew up. Gym teacher assumed it was me but never got in trouble for it.

My one friend found a shoe, pooped in it, and threw it over a balcony where all the theater costumes were. Took them almost a year to find it.

Tried to go "cave exploring" in the ceiling once because a vent was open. As I was getting pushed up into it, a security guard came by and pulled me into the office. I got in trouble....not for going into the ceiling. But because I put a lunch table on top of another lunch table. No joke. I got suspended my last day of high school for it.

(01-12-2017, 07:08 AM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: Well, like I tell my daughter's potential suitors, "Prison wasn't bad.  I'd do it again."

(01-12-2017, 02:01 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: we used to play a game we called the "Purse Trick".  Back in the day of my little small town, we had two bars right across Main street from each other.  well, on Saturday nights one of us would steal one of our mom's old purses, tie some fishing string to it, drop it in the middle of the road and in between the main street buildings we would sit and wait till the old drunks left the bar.  when they saw the purse in the middle of the road, they would walk over to it, bend over and just as they were reaching for it we would yank the purse away with the fishing string.  OH MY GOD, did they get pissed!  Then we would scatter.  I had one guy chase me for 4-5 blocks before I found a good hiding place in the city park.  Some would chase us in their cars.  Most would chase us on foot for a block or so then get tired and yell obscenities at us. 

(01-12-2017, 08:36 AM)Stewy Wrote: My Dad's first cousin was the HS Principal.....I had to be a good boy.