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RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - Tiger Teeth - 10-10-2023
![[Image: maxresdefault.jpg]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gpcAUFLkDrM/maxresdefault.jpg)
Also the 2023 Tiger's Maulers 2.0
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - rfaulk34 - 10-10-2023
(10-10-2023, 03:08 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote:5 and 0 beeeaaaatches!
Your foundation is made of sand, kitty kat.
If i had played the players you did, when you did, with what i scored that week, i'd be 4-1. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 5-0 is that i put Pickens in my lineup this past week and took the RB from Carolina out but forgot to hit the submit button. I thought i had Pickens in all weekend and took particular joy in his last second TD, knowing it gave me points (allegedly
)If i played you head to head each week with what we scored, i'd be 3-2 against you. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 4-1 is the same reason above.
Once again, luckily for you, when we play, i will have both of my starting WRs on bye.
![[Image: will-ferrell-elf.gif]](https://media.tenor.com/uwxQ3r-1XVEAAAAC/will-ferrell-elf.gif)
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - Tiger Teeth - 10-11-2023
(10-10-2023, 04:45 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Your foundation is made of sand, kitty kat.
If i had played the players you did, when you did, with what i scored that week, i'd be 4-1. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 5-0 is that i put Pickens in my lineup this past week and took the RB from Carolina out but forgot to hit the submit button. I thought i had Pickens in all weekend and took particular joy in his last second TD, knowing it gave me points (allegedly
If i played you head to head each week with what we scored, i'd be 3-2 against you. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 4-1 is the same reason above.
Once again, luckily for you, when we play, i will have both of my starting WRs on bye.
Do you still love me though?
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - Tiger Teeth - 10-11-2023
(10-10-2023, 04:45 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Your foundation is made of sand, kitty kat.
If i had played the players you did, when you did, with what i scored that week, i'd be 4-1. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 5-0 is that i put Pickens in my lineup this past week and took the RB from Carolina out but forgot to hit the submit button. I thought i had Pickens in all weekend and took particular joy in his last second TD, knowing it gave me points (allegedly
If i played you head to head each week with what we scored, i'd be 3-2 against you. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 4-1 is the same reason above.
Once again, luckily for you, when we play, i will have both of my starting WRs on bye.
Blah, blah, blah. I'll eat your brain. Told you all this is MY year. LEAVE or be crushed. And the smack in here is stooooooopid. Kumbayah MF'ers. Reads like an old men's rest home in here! YOU ARE ALL WEAK AND PATHETIC! MINE!
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - Tiger Teeth - 10-11-2023
This is easier than when I joined Pee Wee Football.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - BobJones4980 - 10-11-2023
(10-11-2023, 06:26 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: This is easier than when I joined Pee Wee Football.
Well I mean when you got 344 PA after 5 weeks I bet it does feel easy, your opponents aren't even averaging 70 points a game. It would be sad if your weren't 5-0
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - rfaulk34 - 10-11-2023
(10-11-2023, 06:26 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: This is easier than when I joined Pee Wee Football.
Well...a grown man playing Pee Wee Football should dominate!
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - bfine32 - 10-11-2023
(10-11-2023, 06:26 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: This is easier than when I joined Pee Wee Football.
I see it's time for the Old Bull and Young Bull parable.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - TecmoBengals - 10-12-2023
(10-11-2023, 12:58 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Well...a grown man playing Pee Wee Football should dominate!
I've chewed on your statement and decided I disagree. I'm in my 40s and kids run circles around me. I think the kiddos would school me on the field. Sure, I might be able to tackle hard if I can even get to the kid with the ball.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - rfaulk34 - 10-12-2023
(10-12-2023, 10:43 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: I've chewed on your statement and decided I disagree. I'm in my 40s and kids run circles around me. I think the kiddos would school me on the field. Sure, I might be able to tackle hard if I can even get to the kid with the ball.
I'm 57 and i can promise you that i would still be able to destroy a bunch of snot-nosed kids.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - Johnny Cupcakes - 10-12-2023
(10-10-2023, 12:17 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: I apparently beat Johnny's Cupcakes by .30 points.
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RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - HarleyDog - 10-12-2023
(10-12-2023, 11:21 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I'm 57 and i can promise you that i would still be able to destroy a bunch of snot-nosed kids.
![[Image: 86382968.gif]](https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86382968.gif)
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - rfaulk34 - 10-13-2023
(10-12-2023, 01:00 PM)HarleyDog Wrote:
Dammit, Harley. I'm a physical freak of nature. The wife called me Benjamin Button the other day.
I put this pergola up in two weekends. By myself.
![[Image: IMG-2942.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/z7tr5cd/IMG-2942.jpg)
I could def handle a bunch of stupid little poopy-pants kids.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - HarleyDog - 10-13-2023
(10-13-2023, 11:11 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Dammit, Harley. I'm a physical freak of nature. The wife called me Benjamin Button the other day.
I put this pergola up in two weekends. By myself.
I could def handle a bunch of stupid little poopy-pants kids.
Maybe. But there's strength in numbers. Ever watched the movie Gremlins, or Ewoks in Star Wars? Little bastards.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - BobJones4980 - 10-13-2023
(10-12-2023, 11:21 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I'm 57 and i can promise you that i would still be able to destroy a bunch of snot-nosed kids.
(10-13-2023, 12:15 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Maybe. But there's strength in numbers. Ever watched the movie Gremlins, or Ewoks in Star Wars? Little bastards.
Found footage of rfaulk34 :
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RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - rfaulk34 - 10-13-2023
(10-13-2023, 12:15 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Maybe. But there's strength in numbers. Ever watched the movie Gremlins, or Ewoks in Star Wars? Little bastards.
Shit. I didn't think of the gang up. Ok, i'm out.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - rfaulk34 - 10-13-2023
(10-13-2023, 12:42 PM)BobJones4980 Wrote: Found footage of rfaulk34 :
If the police knock on your door...i was home alone making lunch.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - TecmoBengals - 10-13-2023
(10-13-2023, 02:23 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Shit. I didn't think of the gang up. Ok, i'm out.
rfaulk forgot their are 11 kids on the field tossing the pigskin around.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - rfaulk34 - 10-13-2023
(10-13-2023, 03:35 PM)TecmoBengals Wrote: rfaulk forgot their are 11 kids on the field tossing the pigskin around.
I just figured i'd have to beat man coverage and then stiff arm some poor fool on my way to paydirt.
RE: The Official Bengals Board Fantasy Football League - Summerall-Madden - 10-13-2023
12th Man including the fan and unofficial player.