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RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-25-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-25-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Nate (formerly eliminate08) - 06-25-2020 (06-25-2020, 07:37 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: That there is one wild tenant! RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 06-25-2020 This came for Harley today: RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-25-2020 (06-25-2020, 02:28 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: This came for Harley today: This is almost true. about 10yrs ago I drank long-neck bottles. Would have parties on the weekends etc. We would fill up 2 large rumpke containers every weekend. Monday was trash day and when they would come and empty at 6am, it was so flippin loud when all those bottles crashed into the bottom of the truck I know it woke neighbors who were sleeping. My next door neighbor was a sheriff too lol. But seriously, I thought I was going to get a letter from Rumpke about recycling. I did have a recycling bin too that we filled but that would only hold about a case of bottles. Now I drink out of cans. Less embarrassing on trash day. RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Synric - 06-25-2020 (06-25-2020, 02:55 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: This is almost true. about 10yrs ago I drank long-neck bottles. Would have parties on the weekends etc. We would fill up 2 large rumpke containers every weekend. Monday was trash day and when they would come and empty at 6am, it was so flippin loud when all those bottles crashed into the bottom of the truck I know it woke neighbors who were sleeping. My next door neighbor was a sheriff too lol. But seriously, I thought I was going to get a letter from Rumpke about recycling. I did have a recycling bin too that we filled but that would only hold about a case of bottles. Now I drink out of cans. Less embarrassing on trash day. Lol! I have a similar story. I burn my trash but you can't burn cans so the first year I moved back to WV I just kept collecting them for about a year and a half. I did this until someone told me about about a free dump day once a year where people actually collect cans for recycling. Well after a year and a half of collecting it took 3 trips with a full size truck. The best part is the free dump day is held by my grandparents catholic church. Let's just say I crush my cans now you can get alot more into a bag that way lol. RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-25-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - fredtoast - 06-25-2020 (06-25-2020, 07:37 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Obvious PLant does some funny shit https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fake-products-obvious-plant/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - fredtoast - 06-25-2020 A woman was sitting in the kitchen when her husband came home with a sheep under his arm. "This is the pig I have been screwing around with when I am not with you." he said. "You dumbass," she said, "That is a sheep not a pig." "I wasn't talking to you," he said. RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - fredtoast - 06-25-2020 Three men die and they meet at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter says he only has time to process one in before they shut down for the day. He says he will let in whoever died in the strangest way. The first guy says, "This is some crazy shit. I come home early and I hear my wife obviously having sex in the kitchen. I start yelling and when she won't let me in I kick down the door. She is there completely naked but there is no guy around. I see the window is open and when I look out I see a guy hanging on the railing of the balcony one floor below me. I throw some dishes at him and he falls. But a tree breaks his fall and he survives. The refrigerator is right next to the window so I roll it over and heave it out the window. It hits the guy and crushes him. But I was so enraged that my blood pressure was through the roof. the strain of lifting the refrigerator gives me a heart attack and I drop dead." St Peter agrees that is pretty strange then he talks to the second guy. "I was just minding my own business out on my deck. I was reaching over the railing of my balcony trying to clean the outside of my kitchen window when a guy upstairs starts throwing shit at me. He causes me to fall, but I landed on a tree and survived. But before I can get up a refrigerator falls from the sky and kills me." St Peter thinks that is pretty weird also, then he talks to the third guy. "I am not sure exactly what happened. The last thing I remember I was naked and hiding in a refrigerator." RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-26-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Bengalzona - 06-26-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - GreenDragon - 06-27-2020 (06-18-2020, 04:53 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Too soon. RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-28-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - Forever Spinning Vinyl - 06-28-2020 I need to show this to my ex co-worker named Art. I think that this one has been posted before but this reminds me that I need to send a birthday card to a relative of mine. RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-29-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-29-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-29-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-29-2020 RE: more CLEAN funny pictures and jokes - HarleyDog - 06-30-2020 |