(08-12-2015, 11:33 PM)Blake2Pickens Wrote: Yeah, right.

A player who Is Uber religious, refuses to use any curse words, refuses to take off his wedding ring while playing football, is going to purposely flash a live TV camera his dick.

Brilliant

(08-12-2015, 11:39 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Hey bud, I'm sorry that you missed the show.  No need to get so worked up over not seeing Andy's basilisk.

(08-12-2015, 11:44 PM)Blake2Pickens Wrote: I watched the video, he was wearing underwear.  Stop making stuff up

(08-12-2015, 11:44 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: During my time on the old board, and now here...I honestly thought I had witnessed every conceivable type of debate about Andy Dalton. I guess I was wrong.

(08-12-2015, 11:48 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Guy, you obviously need to get a better lens Rx. If you don't have insurance, the guys in the Walmart vision section will get you in cheap.  

That throbbing member was visible for like 2 solid seconds.  Brad, show this guy that schlong screenshot that you have.

(08-12-2015, 11:28 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: There was clearly a visible johnson.  Ask Brad.  He paused that shit and made the screenshot of his goods his desktop wallpaper.

(08-12-2015, 11:52 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: This is it.  Now I'm lost.  I'm at the corner of the 1st and 1st.  How can the same street intersect itself??  I must be at the nexus of the universe!

(08-13-2015, 12:01 AM)Blake2Pickens Wrote: Yep.  Not a peep about it on Google or Twitter...but a few guys on here saw the loch Ness monster.

So weird.  I thought fabricating  and exaggerating Andy's numbers was where we drew the line.  Now people are making up fake penis sightings and talking him up.

Odd

(08-12-2015, 11:16 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Wouldn't go to that extreme and I was half-joking with that comment, but they'd definitely look at him different than if it was tiny.

It may be in their subconscious, but I think it's definitely there.

(08-13-2015, 12:31 AM)Shake n Blake Wrote: So what you're saying is that a large penis commands the respect of men. So big penis = Andy is a leader?

(08-13-2015, 12:31 AM)Shake n Blake Wrote: So what you're saying is that a large penis commands the respect of men. So big penis = Andy is a leader?

(08-13-2015, 12:50 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: People have a tendency to surprise you when you least expect it.  Andy is changing...he's becoming a man.  The guy has been out showing off his meat to everyone....it's changed him.  Maybe we'll see a more improved Andy under center this year now that we know what he's packing.

Seriously. What if the only reason that he blows it sometimes is that he's afraid that people will discover his freakishly large penis?  He's gotten so self conscious about it that he's let it wear him down and beat him up.  Maybe he's taken anxiety medication to deal with the added stresses of carrying such a massive burden (both figuratively and literally).  Maybe this situation is just what he needed....like a turtle coming out of its shell.  Andy is a liberated man now.  I fully expect ginger Jesus to be dropping TDs all over the field like he never has before this season.

If this penis flash is any indication of what we should expect from the guy, then we should expect very big things.

(08-13-2015, 12:50 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Seriously. What if the only reason that he blows it sometimes is that he's afraid that people will discover his freakishly large penis?  He's gotten so self conscious about it that he's let it wear him down and beat him up.