(07-05-2019, 10:29 AM)Bengalitis Wrote: Andy Dalton will change his jersey number to #7 to confuse Mike Brown and get an easy extension.

(07-05-2019, 09:37 AM)Wyche Wrote: At this point, unless he falls off a cliff, that's who I want regardless of how the team does over the next two years.

(06-29-2019, 03:45 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I got drunk at a game where the Steelers won against us at home (geez, which game was that, there were so many). Anyway, after the game we went to Willy's and there was a steeler fan in there being loud and mouthy and waving a terrible towel. I got pissed (I was younger and drunk) and got up and ripped the towel from his hand and tossed it on the dance floor and started stepping on it. Grinding it into the ground. Then I picked it up and acted like I was whiping my butt with it, threw it back down and stomped some more on it. Then walked away.

I was motivated by all the cheering in that place by the Bengals fans who were cheering me on. Dude grabbed his towel off the floor and left. Several people bought me beer. I would not do that today. At 52, I have a little more sense and a little more leniency for rude people. Specially now that I remember all the stupid things I did in public when I was younger that made people shake their heads.

(06-29-2019, 03:45 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I got drunk at a game where the Steelers won against us at home (geez, which game was that, there were so many). Anyway, after the game we went to Willy's and there was a steeler fan in there being loud and mouthy and waving a terrible towel. I got pissed (I was younger and drunk) and got up and ripped the towel from his hand and tossed it on the dance floor and started stepping on it. Grinding it into the ground. Then I picked it up and acted like I was whiping my butt with it, threw it back down and stomped some more on it. Then walked away.

I was motivated by all the cheering in that place by the Bengals fans who were cheering me on. Dude grabbed his towel off the floor and left. Several people bought me beer. I would not do that today. At 52, I have a little more sense and a little more leniency for rude people. Specially now that I remember all the stupid things I did in public when I was younger that made people shake their heads.

(07-03-2019, 12:19 AM)Socal Bengals fan Wrote: We will suck for two more years then draft Trevor Lawrence.

(07-01-2019, 12:04 PM)bengalguy71 Wrote: Dayton boy here. What bar were you in?

(06-29-2019, 03:15 PM)fortyyearfan Wrote: I JUST want 11 wins and a championship win IN AFC GAME and a superbowl victory against the niners.That will make up for the beat down I got in 1981 in a bar in Dayton,ohio against 3 stinkin niner fans.It took all three to get me on the floor and I beat crap out of two of them,They should have known better to come into a bar in Dayton that was owned by my friend and start talking crap.Plus I was toasted on hard whiskey at the time,I no longer drink booze,but those were the days.I just loved all of it. :andy:

(06-29-2019, 03:15 PM)fortyyearfan Wrote: I JUST want 11 wins and a championship win IN AFC GAME and a superbowl victory against the niners.That will make up for the beat down I got in 1981 in a bar in Dayton,ohio against 3 stinkin niner fans.It took all three to get me on the floor and I beat crap out of two of them,They should have known better to come into a bar in Dayton that was owned by my friend and start talking crap.Plus I was toasted on hard whiskey at the time,I no longer drink booze,but those were the days.I just loved all of it. :andy:

(07-05-2019, 10:41 PM)samhain Wrote: Glenn gets injured in camp.  Doesn't play a game.  Hart to LT, John Jerry to RT.  Worst OL in football.  Hart ranks in the bottom 3 Lts in the league and earns a contract extension bumping him to 7 years at 14 mil per guaranteed.  Troy Blackburn pats himself on the back for not having to use the new self-checkouts at Walmart.

Bengals finish bottom 5 in both offense and defense, resulting in this being Andy's last year in stripes.  AJ moves on to New England to try to get a title before retirement.  Boyd wants the hell out of this shit show and eventually signs with his hometown Steelers.

Louie Anal Rim Job, er Anarumo, gets Leslie Fraziered due to his inability to run the defense, to the surprise of no one.  Baker Mayfield literally puts his junk in Louie's face on national TV after a 5 TD performance.  Mike Brown finds this arousing.

Jim Turner gets a DUI from a female police officer in Covington.  Richie Incognito is in town, and he brought some excellent coke for them to share and they have a night on the town full of junk-grabbing and dick jokes.  All goes well until they hit a checkpoint on the way to the 75 on-ramp. He gets the old mace and baton when backup arrives after she reports him grabbing her breasts.  Paul Alexander becomes OL coach midseason.  

In October, it is revealed that Jonah Williams has actually been dead for 7 months.  

Joe Mixon is Bengalized and acting the fool by midseason.  Barely totals 600 yards behind the train wreck o-line.  Threatens to sit out 2020 if more isn't done to improve the OL before the season.  Joe Mixon sits out 2020.

Zac Taylor excites the fan base by announcing he'll hire an all-new staff in the wake of the disaster.  With the cupboard bare of ex Philbin-era Dolphins assistants, he replicates the entire 2016 UC Bearcats staff in PBS.  Tommy Tuberville is hired to coordinate the offense and organize golf outings.  

Bengals finish 2-14.  Number 1 draft pick secured.  Tua pulls an Eli because he doesn't want to be a part of this joke franchise.  The Jake Dolegala era begins.

(07-01-2019, 01:26 PM)fredtoast Wrote: 1.  Bengals reach bye week at 3-5.  They have a top 5 offense but 30th ranked defense.  Anarumo is fired and replaced by Marvin Lewis.  With improved defense Bengals finish 10-6, make playoffs, and beat Forty-Niners in Super Bowl.

2.  I get laid.