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RE: Jerry Porter.... - ballsofsteel - 01-10-2017
(01-09-2017, 08:50 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: Regardless of how shitty the Bengals are, Pittsburgh fans are the biggest band of goofy targets on the planet.
As long as you all keep (in)breeding there will be something to talk smack about 24/7.
Your lb coach being an anal gunshot victim is just bonus.
Your webbed toes are the real MVP.
How does that Iron City taste that you keep recycling down river?
RE: Jerry Porter.... - Rotobeast - 01-10-2017
(01-09-2017, 02:35 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: What crime was he convicted of?Performing a (h0m0)sexual dance during an NFL event ?
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RE: Jerry Porter.... - BmorePat87 - 01-10-2017
(01-09-2017, 11:06 PM)Wyche Wrote: Perhaps I shoulda rolled with Suggs ' stock in the Clorox Co. or the Ray Rice Marriage Counseling Services? Nah.....murders have no statute of limitations.....glorifying idolotry outside stadiums notwithstanding.
The problem is we have none recently that are either a big deal (Suggs falling asleep at the wheel a year ago?) or where we didn't keep the player (immediately cut Cody).
It's just easy when it's people with past arrests who were then made coaches or captains of their team and now have more arrests.
RE: Jerry Porter.... - michaelsean - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 02:47 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: The problem is we have none recently that are either a big deal (Suggs falling asleep at the wheel a year ago?) or where we didn't keep the player (immediately cut Cody).
It's just easy when it's people with past arrests who were then made coaches or captains of their team and now have more arrests.
Didn't Suggs hurt The Rock's hip when they got in that fight while they were doing the Jay Glazer show?
RE: Jerry Porter.... - Wyche'sWarrior - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 02:47 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: The problem is we have none recently that are either a big deal (Suggs falling asleep at the wheel a year ago?) or where we didn't keep the player (immediately cut Cody).
It's just easy when it's people with past arrests who were then made coaches or captains of their team and now have more arrests.
You're wrong
(FWIW Smackman was voted one of the defensive captains, which was stupid. Should be Atkins in his spot to go with Peko and Michael Johnson, although Peko's play doesn't warrant it, IMO.)
RE: Jerry Porter.... - StoneTheCrow - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 07:48 AM)ballsofsteel Wrote: How does that Iron City taste that you keep recycling down river?
Can anyone here translate this nonsense?
RE: Jerry Porter.... - michaelsean - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 03:37 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: Can anyone here translate this nonsense?
I think he's remarking on the fact that most people in Western PA lack indoor plumbing and therefore piss in the Ohio River after consuming large quantities of that piss in a can they drink.
RE: Jerry Porter.... - Wyche'sWarrior - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 03:39 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I think he's remarking on the fact that most people in Western PA lack indoor plumbing and therefore piss in the Ohio River after consuming large quantities of that piss in a can they drink.
That's the gist I got from it......that, or he had firsthand experience with it when he put the "intake" hose to his camper downstream from his "discharge" hose. :andy:
RE: Jerry Porter.... - rfaulk34 - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 07:46 AM)ballsofsteel Wrote: No. I live in Toledo. I plan on moving to Cincitucky when I retire because it is such a cool place
Toledo...wow.
Do you stink other Pitt bandwagon fans will follow your lead, when they retire?
RE: Jerry Porter.... - rfaulk34 - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 03:39 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I think he's remarking on the fact that most people in Western PA lack indoor plumbing and therefore piss in the Ohio River after consuming large quantities of that piss in a can they drink.
So they drink piss, to piss piss...down by the river!!??
RE: Jerry Porter.... - michaelsean - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 04:01 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: So they drink piss, to piss piss...down by the river!!??
It's easier on their kidneys that way.
RE: Jerry Porter.... - SteelCitySouth - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 03:58 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Toledo...wow.
Do you stink other Pitt bandwagon fans will follow your lead, when they retire?
Heck no...Toledo to Cincitucky is a lateral move.
No faulk, I'm not talking about literal direction ya dip.
RE: Jerry Porter.... - rfaulk34 - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 04:02 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Heck no...Toledo to Cincitucky is a lateral move.
No faulk, I'm not talking about literal direction ya dip.
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger is from Toledo and he's a fruit loop. Cincitucky is a vibrant, lush, beautiful Metropolitan area full of culture and upwardly mobile professionals.
So, no, your assessment of it being a lateral move is entirely wrong.
As usual.
RE: Jerry Porter.... - SteelCitySouth - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 04:09 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger is from Toledo and he's a fruit loop. Cincitucky is a vibrant, lush, beautiful Metropolitan area full of culture and upwardly mobile professionals.
So, no, your assessment of it being a lateral move is entirely wrong.
As usual.
L A T E R A L
:paul:
RE: Jerry Porter.... - Wyche'sWarrior - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 04:28 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: L A T E R A L
:paul:
C'mon man, everyone knows Toledo is north of Cincy....no way that could be lateral....sheesh
RE: Jerry Porter.... - SteelCitySouth - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 04:37 PM)Wyche Wrote: C'mon man, everyone knows Toledo is north of Cincy....no way that could be lateral....sheesh
:paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:
RE: Jerry Porter.... - Wyche'sWarrior - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 05:12 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:
RE: Jerry Porter.... - rfaulk34 - 01-10-2017
(01-10-2017, 04:28 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: L A T E R A L
:paul:
That is correct. The word L A T E R A L, with the thumbs down, means it is not.
That's what i was saying, dork.
RE: Jerry Porter.... - THE Bigzoman - 01-10-2017
Oh look,
Joey Porter finds himself in another situation he had no business being in.
*****.
RE: Jerry Porter.... - wolfkaosaun - 01-11-2017
Fun fact: The bar Joey Porter was trying to get in, the Flats, he's banned from going there due to prior issues. He was banned way before this incident. Also has been a douche in hi tops bar and S bar. Only reason I know this is because I'm friends with someone who works at the flats and a bouncer in South Side, who used to work at hi tops.
Said that Porter was always a jerk and one time during closing time they asked them to go through a certain door because they were closed, even though it was kind of out of the way. Porter was like eff this and tried to go through where they asked the Steelers players not to go. Casey Hampton put him against the wall and told him we're going this way. And stopped him from going any further.
Ask anyone in Pittsburgh. They will tell you how much of a douche Porter is. Porter, Ben, and Jeff Reed are all infamous for being pretty crappy people when it comes to services. Although Ben has apparently calmed down.
However, there's also good ones. Such as Hines Ward and James Harrison. Met Harrison once at Dave and Busters. Really nice dude