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RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - sandwedge - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 01:18 PM)Wyche Wrote: LOL.....the get back guy....as Glanville referred to him. You're on my good man! :andy:
Great, thanks! Btw I need to make a boatload of money, going to buy a 2018 F-350 later today. Done with Chevy!!
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Wyche'sWarrior - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 04:07 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Great, thanks! Btw I need to make a boatload of money, going to buy a 2018 F-350 later today. Done with Chevy!!
Hell man, I'm all for spreading it around.....at least I wouldn't be dumping money on family members like some asshole we know.
'grats on the knew ride man! I'm a MOPAR guy myself, but I like the looks of the new Fords. What's up with the GM?
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Brownshoe - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 04:07 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Great, thanks! Btw I need to make a boatload of money, going to buy a 2018 F-350 later today. Done with Chevy!!
Buy a couple of them! Maybe Ford won't lay me off in March if sales go up.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - sandwedge - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 04:09 PM)Wyche Wrote: Hell man, I'm all for spreading it around.....at least I wouldn't be dumping money on family members like some asshole we know.
'grats on the knew ride man! I'm a MOPAR guy myself, but I like the looks of the new Fords. What's up with the GM?
Timing chain and cams. Told by several mechanics that it needed a new engine. Only 170k miles on it too. I ended up selling it for parts.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Shouldamapads - 12-15-2017
I'm highly disappointed that I wasn't mentioned as the one to run this show.
The place would be like spring break at Daytona Beach and maybe a football game would break out.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Shake n Blake - 12-15-2017
I'd roll with Shouldamapads.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Bengalzona - 12-15-2017
I'd make BengalDude the new owner.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - PhilHos - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 05:53 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: I'd roll with Shouldamapads.
I disagree. He'd be horrible.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Bengalzona - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 01:25 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Not sure I'd be a good choice because my first act would be to pay an ungodly amount of money to hire Kate Upton as head cheerleader, along with a smokin' hot squad that would all be clad in micro bikinis. I'd also offer one free doubleshot of Johnny Walker per quarter to every adult Bengals fan at every home game. So, right off the bat, we'd have financial and league image problems.
The thought of Kate Upton doing a topless pole dance during halftime shows intrigues me greatly. I may have to change my vote.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Interceptor - 12-15-2017
BengurlSmasher.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - SunsetBengal - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 01:25 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Not sure I'd be a good choice because my first act would be to pay an ungodly amount of money to hire Kate Upton as head cheerleader, along with a smokin' hot squad that would all be clad in micro bikinis. I'd also offer one free doubleshot of Johnny Walker per quarter to every adult Bengals fan at every home game. So, right off the bat, we'd have financial and league image problems.
Kate Upton, eh? She would have no problem stirring the crowd at PBS. Even old dudes have to shout!
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - PhilHos - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 05:58 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: The thought of Kate Upton doing a topless pole dance during halftime shows intrigues me greatly. I may have to change my vote.
"Intrigue" is not the word I would use.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - PhilHos - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 05:58 PM)Interceptor Wrote: BengurlSmasher.
Talk about bringing back memories. The effort s/he would put into his/her posts with the differing font sizes and colors and various words bolded and underlined. Then there was the old Christmas card signed by "the Roonies". Good stuff. :andy:
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - XenoMorph - 12-15-2017
"I'm sorry turn in your playbook... You just don't fit what we are looking for here you know guys with talent...."
See I could be on hard knocks.... and my gut don't hit my knees
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - PhilHos - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 06:05 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: "I'm sorry turn in your playbook... You just don't fit what we are looking for here you know guys with talent...."
See I could be on hard knocks.... and my gut don't hit my knees
"You suck. Gimme your playbook. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!"
I'd be even better on Hard Knocks AND my gut ALMOST hits my knees.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Bengalholic - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 05:58 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: The thought of Kate Upton doing a topless pole dance during halftime shows intrigues me greatly.
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Ok, now I need a very cold shower.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Bengalzona - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 06:05 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: "I'm sorry turn in your playbook... You just don't fit what we are looking for here you know guys with talent...."
See I could be on hard knocks.... and my gut don't hit my knees
(12-15-2017, 06:07 PM)PhilHos Wrote: "You suck. Gimme your playbook. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!"
I'd be even better on Hard Knocks AND my gut ALMOST hits my knees.
I could do even better:
Player: "Hey, coach! My keys don't fit my door no more!!!"
Me: "That's right, sailor. They fit the storage box down at the bus station where I packed all of your no talent crap into. Here's your bus ticket to Pittsburgh, Mary. It leaves in an hour. I hear they are looking for whining ass punks like you."
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Bengalzona - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 06:10 PM)Bengalholic Wrote:
Ok, now I need a very cold shower.
Maybe we could make Kate Upton the owner... in return for certain... er.... "privileges".
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Utts - 12-16-2017
I nominate Beaker. Please call into the Bengals HQ, and tell them you want Beaker in 2018.
RE: If you could give total GM/Owner control to one Poster on the Board, who would it be? - Bengalsrob - 12-16-2017
(12-15-2017, 04:17 PM)Brownshoe Wrote: Buy a couple of them! Maybe Ford won't lay me off in March if sales go up.
Doing our best to help you out, just bought a new F-150 4WD, love the toys like the trailer park assist!