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RE: Sign Michael Mayer! - Synric - 10-06-2024
(10-06-2024, 08:33 AM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: do explorers still exist
There's a national park in Caracas that is still virtually unexplored. You could literally find ancient civilization artifacts or run into a drug smuggling/illegal mining operations lol.
RE: Sign Michael Mayer! - jason - 10-06-2024
(10-04-2024, 07:32 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Yes, we do.
His abilities are still there. It's a mental thing.
Being around his friends and family at the end of the day would get his mind back to football and he'd excel in his play.
Maybe he really is done, but I think he'd kill it here because he'd be the hometown hero and everyone would worship him.
Literally don't even want him let alone worship him. He's underwhelmed, and he's been replaced a year after being drafted. Plus we've got something in All.... Pass
RE: Sign Michael Mayer! - bfine32 - 10-06-2024
(10-06-2024, 08:33 AM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: do explorers still exist
RE: Sign Michael Mayer! - Nately120 - 10-06-2024
(10-06-2024, 08:33 AM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: do explorers still exist
Yes, they're trying to uncover clues to the mystery of how a young man who has the chance to make a buttload of money and be famous and get laid constantly in Las Vegas would rather go home and hang out with his mom.
(10-06-2024, 11:20 AM)Synric Wrote: There's a national park in Caracas that is still virtually unexplored. You could literally find ancient civilization artifacts or run into a drug smuggling/illegal mining operations lol.
You could also google North Sentinel Island if you want some chillingly real nightmare reports and images.
RE: Sign Michael Mayer! - TheLeonardLeap - 10-06-2024
(10-06-2024, 01:21 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Yes, they're trying to uncover clues to the mystery of how a young man who has the chance to make a buttload of money and be famous and get laid constantly in Las Vegas would rather go home and hang out with his mom.
You could also google North Sentinel Island if you want some chillingly real nightmare reports and images.
"Well, what do his mom's friends look like?"
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RE: Sign Michael Mayer! - Nately120 - 10-06-2024
(10-06-2024, 01:26 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: "Well, what do his mom's friends look like?"
Honest bit of advice, don't shit where you eat. The world is full of horny older women that aren't known by your mom, slip into their DMs.