(01-10-2017, 03:39 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I think he's remarking on the fact that most people in Western PA lack indoor plumbing and therefore piss in the Ohio River after consuming large quantities of that piss in a can they drink.

(01-11-2017, 08:14 AM)Air Force 1 Wrote: After getting the messenger pigeon from the famed Iron City brewery (cuz they still are new at the whole internet thing) They sent me their secret process for making the beer that the inbred citizens of Pittsburgh love most. I'm not supposed to share it but:

Step one: gather up used sweaty, pissed in, pissed on and butt crack tainted clothing from Squeeler practices and games.
Step two: Steam and drain said clothing with water and disposable liquids gathered from various rest stops along the Pennsylvania turnpike.
Step three: Let sludgy liquid ferment and filter thru used pairs of women's underwear from ladies in Pittsburgh..(All 30 pairs)
Step four:  Can brew with aluminum cans recycle from shut down farm barns in Pennsylvania..Can designs done with lead paint
Step five:  Serve to local retards and let them enjoy..

Its explains way too much..

(01-11-2017, 10:05 AM)Griever Wrote: this post took a big effort on your part, didnt it?

(01-11-2017, 10:05 AM)Griever Wrote: this post took a big effort on your part, didnt it?

(01-10-2017, 02:55 PM)michaelsean Wrote: Didn't Suggs hurt The Rock's hip when they got in that fight while they were doing the Jay Glazer show?

(01-11-2017, 08:14 AM)Air Force 1 Wrote: After getting the messenger pigeon from the famed Iron City brewery (cuz they still are new at the whole internet thing) They sent me their secret process for making the beer that the inbred citizens of Pittsburgh love most. I'm not supposed to share it but:

Step one: gather up used sweaty, pissed in, pissed on and butt crack tainted clothing from Squeeler practices and games.
Step two: Steam and drain said clothing with water and disposable liquids gathered from various rest stops along the Pennsylvania turnpike.
Step three: Let sludgy liquid ferment and filter thru used pairs of women's underwear from ladies in Pittsburgh..(All 30 pairs)
Step four:  Can brew with aluminum cans recycle from shut down farm barns in Pennsylvania..Can designs done with lead paint
Step five:  Serve to local retards and let them enjoy..

Its explains way too much..

(01-11-2017, 12:40 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: Is that a Ballers reference?

(01-10-2017, 03:39 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I think he's remarking on the fact that most people in Western PA lack indoor plumbing and therefore piss in the Ohio River after consuming large quantities of that piss in a can they drink.

(01-11-2017, 07:22 PM)ballsofsteel Wrote: Hi Martin. I'm remarking on the fact that when people in Western Pa take a s**t and a p*ss, you inbred bungaloids will slurp up that concoction a few days later when it flows down the river into your trailers.

(01-11-2017, 08:16 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: No. That shit and piss bubbles up under Heinz field.



Then, the Pittsburgh chapter of juggalo nation gathers a handful of times during the fall to watch their beloved ones roll around in it while they use their rags to dissipate the stench.

(01-12-2017, 08:37 AM)TGISunday Wrote: Did Porter's dogs get loose and kill a miniature horse again?

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/north/2006/09/21/Joey-Porter-s-dogs-get-loose-kill-miniature-horse/stories/200609210280

Or someone's dog?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/07/08/joey-porters-dogs-strike-again/

Or was he caught bringing his entourage to help jump Levi Jones, from behind, at a Vegas blackjack table...

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/joey-porter-and-bengals-all-pro-levi-jones-rumble-in-vegas/243

"The Standard is he Standard"

(01-12-2017, 10:29 AM)Griever Wrote: do you regularly bring up years old stories when the bengals are out of the playoffs on a yearly basis?
if you do, you must be running out of material

(01-12-2017, 10:38 AM)McC Wrote: Isn't this rich?  It might be in this very thread where one of your fellow hypocrites posted links to a Cincinnati high school coach arrested and Bob Huggins arrested twenty years ago.  At least the links to which you refer are Porter links.

(01-12-2017, 10:29 AM)Griever Wrote: do you regularly bring up years old stories when the bengals are out of the playoffs on a yearly basis?
if you do, you must be running out of material

(01-12-2017, 07:09 AM)ballsofsteel Wrote: Hey watch your language! There are kids that read these boards! (mostly bungal fans).