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I want to legally change my name. - HarleyDog - 02-14-2017
Ok, so let's really assume my real name is Harley Dog. I wonder if a Judge would let me change it to Judge Harley Dog? Can you think of the reduction in soliciting phone calls you might receive or the amount of insurance claims denied just because you are "Judge Harley Dog? Heck, I might start receiving gifts in the mail and donations. Maybe even get out of a traffic ticket from a rookie cop? HEHE.
Yes I've had 3 beers! But one hellova idea! I'm sure Fred will shoot down the idea, but hey, I didn't say I wanted to change to Attorney Harley Dog. I want to be respected, not have everyone thinking of T-Boning me at every intersection. HEHE - Just pickin Fred. Yet still would be cool to be called Judge Dog!
RE: I want to legally change my name. - Awful Llama - 02-14-2017
I wanted to change my name, too, to Obediah Ratslinger. But now I'm thinking Judge Obediah Ratslinger.
We are gonna be so cool.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - HarleyDog - 02-14-2017
(02-14-2017, 09:54 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: I wanted to change my name, too, to Obediah Ratslinger. But now I'm thinking Judge Obediah Ratslinger.
We are gonna be so cool.
Everyone is entitled to 1 alcohol influenced thread a month. It's the off-season. What else is there to do?
RE: I want to legally change my name. - CKwi88 - 02-14-2017
I might be way too sober to participate here...But here goes.
I have no idea about the rules in other states, but here in CT for there to be a name change, (in probate court at least) a magistrate has to find that the name change is not "to deceive, defraud or mislead and person or government agency."
Sorry to be a party pooper
RE: I want to legally change my name. - HarleyDog - 02-15-2017
(02-14-2017, 11:37 PM)CKwi88 Wrote: I might be way too sober to participate here...But here goes.
I have no idea about the rules in other states, but here in CT for there to be a name change, (in probate court at least) a magistrate has to find that the name change is not "to deceive, defraud or mislead and person or government agency."
Sorry to be a party pooper
Damnit!
RE: I want to legally change my name. - rfaulk34 - 02-15-2017
(02-14-2017, 11:37 PM)CKwi88 Wrote: I might be way too sober to participate here...But here goes.
I have no idea about the rules in other states, but here in CT for there to be a name change, (in probate court at least) a magistrate has to find that the name change is not "to deceive, defraud or mislead and person or government agency."
Sorry to be a party pooper
(02-15-2017, 12:01 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Damnit!
What about Judge Reinhold?
![[Image: judge-reinhold.png]](https://cbsmix1065.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/judge-reinhold.png)
RE: I want to legally change my name. - xxlt - 02-15-2017
(02-15-2017, 12:45 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: What about Judge Reinhold?
My thought exactly.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - StoneTheCrow - 02-15-2017
Max Power. The name you love to touch, but you mustn't touch.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - xxlt - 02-15-2017
![[Image: tumblr_lpkxfbPkun1qf6a5to1_400.gif]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkxfbPkun1qf6a5to1_400.gif)
(02-15-2017, 09:21 AM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: Max Power. The name you love to touch, but you mustn't touch.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - CKwi88 - 02-15-2017
(02-15-2017, 04:20 AM)xxlt Wrote: My thought exactly.
Born Edward Ernest Reinhold. Judge is a given nickname.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - Tiger Teeth - 02-15-2017
It's good to see I'm not the only one who makes alcohol induced posts.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - Awful Llama - 02-15-2017
(02-15-2017, 12:57 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: It's good to see I'm not the only one who makes alcohol induced posts.
Beginning to think alcohol might help when reading these posts, too.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - Tiger Teeth - 02-15-2017
(02-15-2017, 08:12 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Beginning to think alcohol might help when reading these posts, too.
You're a Bengals fan. Alcohol is your only hope.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - Awful Llama - 02-17-2017
(02-15-2017, 08:29 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: You're a Bengals fan. Alcohol is your only hope.
I think we're way beyond mere alcohol at this point. Time to break out the meth.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - Tiger Teeth - 02-17-2017
(02-17-2017, 09:24 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: I think we're way beyond mere alcohol at this point. Time to break out the meth.
![[Image: 6bdc0ee49ca98200697424133b5f1b61f99286e1...9e2ef2.jpg]](http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/6b/6bdc0ee49ca98200697424133b5f1b61f99286e1f527b0704ede3228c29e2ef2.jpg)
RE: I want to legally change my name. - Rotobeast - 02-18-2017
Rusty Shackleford reporting in.
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RE: I want to legally change my name. - Tiger Teeth - 02-18-2017
I'm changing my name, (and some other stuff.)
![[Image: bio_judy.jpg]](http://www.judgejudy.com/images/bio_judy.jpg)
RE: I want to legally change my name. - HarleyDog - 02-19-2017
(02-18-2017, 08:05 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: I'm changing my name, (and some other stuff.)
Dick? Is that you?
RE: I want to legally change my name. - samhain - 02-19-2017
If I change my name, it will be to San Jose Biker Meth.
RE: I want to legally change my name. - bfine32 - 02-23-2017
I have a nephew whose name is Governor.