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Wake up call for me - Beaker - 07-17-2015

My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

RE: Wake up call for me - Interceptor - 07-17-2015

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

And that's when the fight started....

RE: Wake up call for me - 6andcounting - 07-17-2015

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...
If they're taking a tour of campus in mid-July I'm pretty sure they are high school chicks looking at colleges for fall 2016.


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RE: Wake up call for me - masonbengals fan - 07-17-2015

& that's the last thing I remember.

RE: Wake up call for me - BengalHawk62 - 07-18-2015

You married?


Confused

RE: Wake up call for me - SunsetBengal - 07-18-2015

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

Yep, it sure is strange, how girls that a guy wouldn't give a second glance to at 20, suddenly look spectacular at 45..

RE: Wake up call for me - jmccracky - 07-18-2015

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

I support your American right to check out college chicks. However, I also support your right to bear arms and scare the shit out of those young punks eyeing your daughter. Rock On

RE: Wake up call for me - Tiger Teeth - 07-18-2015

I'm uncomfortable with this whole thread. Confused

RE: Wake up call for me - GodFather - 07-19-2015

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: Then it dawned on me...

Why your walking around with mirrors on the top of your feet! LOL

RE: Wake up call for me - RICHMONDBENGAL_07 - 07-19-2015

(07-17-2015, 06:54 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife and I took our daughter to Ohio University today on a college visit. As we were walking around, I noticed several other fathers glance in my daughter's direction.
I quietly said to my wife "have you noticed these perv dads checking out our daughter?"
My wife replied, 'you're doing the same thing"
I said "No I'm not, I'm checking out college chicks"
Then it dawned on me...

Thank god I have a son. Cool

RE: Wake up call for me - CINwillWIN - 07-21-2015

Hey Beaker...Is your daughter a test tube baby?
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RE: Wake up call for me - Se ky bengal - 07-21-2015

(07-21-2015, 10:37 PM)CINwillWIN Wrote: Hey Beaker...Is your daughter a test tube baby?
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Love the sturdy wings picture!!! Funny movie i have it on dvd.. ThumbsUp