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Would You Rather - BmorePat87 - 07-28-2015
This is pretty simple. I'm going to ask a question in which you have to choose between two scenarios. You have to pick one and then defend your choice. You may ask me to clarify.
Would you rather always have MMMBop play when you walk into a room OR get a text message ever time your parents have sex that describes everything they did in detail?
RE: Would You Rather - Au165 - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 12:15 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: This is pretty simple. I'm going to ask a question in which you have to choose between two scenarios. You have to pick one and then defend your choice. You may ask me to clarify.
Would you rather always have MMMBop play when you walk into a room OR get a text message ever time your parents have sex that describes everything they did in detail?
MMBop and it really isn't even a question.
RE: Would You Rather - Beaker - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 12:15 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: This is pretty simple. I'm going to ask a question in which you have to choose between two scenarios. You have to pick one and then defend your choice. You may ask me to clarify.
Would you rather always have MMMBop play when you walk into a room OR get a text message ever time your parents have sex that describes everything they did in detail?
I don't have a cell phone so I'll choose the text.
RE: Would You Rather - SteelCitySouth - 07-28-2015
Piggyback on the first question.
If you always got a text message when your parents had sex:
Would you rather a text message come once a year or once a week?
For Beaker it would be a singing telegram.
RE: Would You Rather - Nately120 - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:01 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: For Beaker it would be a singing telegram.
RE: Would You Rather - djs7685 - 07-28-2015
How is having your own built in entrance music a bad thing?? Regardless of the song, that would be fantastic.
RE: Would You Rather - WhoDeyWho - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 12:15 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: This is pretty simple. I'm going to ask a question in which you have to choose between two scenarios. You have to pick one and then defend your choice. You may ask me to clarify.
Would you rather always have MMMBop play when you walk into a room OR get a text message ever time your parents have sex that describes everything they did in detail?
"Mmmbop" is a pretty catchy pop tune.
Not even close.
RE: Would You Rather - fredtoast - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:09 PM)djs7685 Wrote: How is having your own built in entrance music a bad thing?? Regardless of the song, that would be fantastic.
Some of us have to project a serious, professional demeanor when we enter a room.
I'd take the text option and just not read the texts.
RE: Would You Rather - BmorePat87 - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:21 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Some of us have to project a serious, professional demeanor when we enter a room.
I'd take the text option and just not read the texts.
The texts are read using text to speech. You cannot use your phone until it is finished being read.
RE: Would You Rather - BmorePat87 - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:09 PM)djs7685 Wrote: How is having your own built in entrance music a bad thing?? Regardless of the song, that would be fantastic.
Imagine walking into a funeral and MMMBop starts playing.
RE: Would You Rather - fredtoast - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:23 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: The texts are read using text to speech. You cannot use your phone until it is finished being read.
Still choose the texts.
Seriously, why are you all freaked out about your parents having sex?
Oedipus much?
RE: Would You Rather - wolfkaosaun - 07-28-2015
Text. Because they're divorced and one's getting married. So I won't be getting a text ever.
RE: Would You Rather - SteelCitySouth - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:26 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Still choose the texts.
Seriously, why are you all freaked out about your parents having sex?
Oedipus much?
"Excuse me counselor but why is your phone telling us about the rim job your mom is giving your father?" Said the judge to Fredtoast.
Suddenly Fred realized Mmmbop was the correct choice all along.
RE: Would You Rather - Benton - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:26 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Still choose the texts.
Seriously, why are you all freaked out about your parents having sex?
Oedipus much?
Cause my parents are freaks.
RE: Would You Rather - SteelCitySouth - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:28 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: Text. Because they're divorced and one's getting married. So I won't be getting a text ever.
Hmmm...It does not indicate that the sex needs to be with each other...seems to me like you will be getting double the texts.
RE: Would You Rather - Benton - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:35 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Hmmm...It does not indicate that the sex needs to be with each other...seems to me like you will be getting double the texts.
That's a good point. Even if your parents aren't divorced, you could still be getting double texts. Or triple for those really, really adventurous ones.
RE: Would You Rather - BmorePat87 - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:28 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: Text. Because they're divorced and one's getting married. So I won't be getting a text ever.
You get a text anytime a parent has sex, not just with each other.
RE: Would You Rather - Beaker - 07-28-2015
(07-28-2015, 03:01 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Piggyback on the first question.
If you always got a text message when your parents had sex:
Would you rather a text message come once a year or once a week?
For Beaker it would be a singing telegram.
I'd rather it came once a year....just like my mom and dad.
RE: Would You Rather - StLucieBengal - 07-28-2015
i would have to go with mmmbop and just deal with it. after all It could be worse.... it could be playing Me So Horny
at least with mmmmbop i can still be around my kids. I cant have them hearing about God knows what in text to speech
RE: Would You Rather - SteelCitySouth - 07-28-2015
Does the entire song play every time you enter a room?