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On the bright side, Round Randy... - McC - 09-16-2017
Somebody is perfect anyway. Somebody other than Geno, that is.
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - SHRacerX - 09-16-2017
My wife was using the binoculars and said "Is that fat guy, #4, our kicker?"....our section erupted and I said: "yep, we call him Fat Randy". I had not heard of Round Randy, but I like it as well.
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - SHRacerX - 09-16-2017
And to be completely honest, just like I was certain Eifert was going to drop the wide open TD with no one near him (instead, he had gone out of bounds), I was sure that after their first drive that Fat Randy was going to doink the upright. So, it didn't happen. I guess we have that going for us.
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - bengalguy71 - 09-16-2017
SIDEBAR: How many sacks did Geno get?
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - McC - 09-16-2017
(09-16-2017, 01:31 PM)bengalguy71 Wrote: SIDEBAR: How many sacks did Geno get?
Two, giving him three in two games.
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - BenZoo2 - 09-16-2017
I could really care less if he's round, rectangular, square, oval, oblong or trapezoid. Just make his effing kicks!
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - Sled21 - 09-16-2017
I'm not sure Bullock is that fat, it looks to me like he's wearing a Kevlar vest. Maybe he has had rib injuries in the past, or pissed off somebody's husband or something......
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - mallorian69 - 09-16-2017
(09-16-2017, 01:35 PM)Sled21 Wrote: I'm not sure Bullock is that fat, it looks to me like he's wearing a Kevlar vest. Maybe he has had rib injuries in the past, or pissed off somebody's husband or something......
Maybe he pissed off his own wife by not putting it right down the middle of her uprights
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - McC - 09-16-2017
(09-16-2017, 01:35 PM)Sled21 Wrote: I'm not sure Bullock is that fat, it looks to me like he's wearing a Kevlar vest. Maybe he has had rib injuries in the past, or pissed off somebody's husband or something......
Do they make pot bellied shaped Kevlar?
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - Pat5775 - 09-16-2017
(09-16-2017, 01:44 PM)McC Wrote: Do they make pot bellied shaped Kevlar?
Rotund Randy likes his beer and hot dogs, no doubt. He looks more pregnant than fat, to be honest. It's all in his large gut.
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - McC - 09-16-2017
(09-16-2017, 02:41 PM)Pat5775 Wrote: Rotund Randy likes his beer and hot dogs, no doubt. He looks more pregnant than fat, to be honest. It's all in his large gut.
LOL. It is. He has the physique of a forty year old plumber.
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - Pat5775 - 09-16-2017
(09-16-2017, 02:44 PM)McC Wrote: LOL. It is. He has the physique of a forty year old plumber.
Oh so help me God if we ever see Randy's plumbers crack
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - grampahol - 09-16-2017
Who decided kickers have to be either short or skinny? Maybe Ogbuihi or Fisher can kick because they darn sure ain't cutting it as OTs..
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - BengalHawk62 - 09-16-2017
There's a bar i frequent sometimes called Fat Randy's. They have really good tenderloins.
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - Awful Llama - 09-16-2017
Here's another kicker that's a fat ****:
![[Image: 091211-janikowski-story.jpg]](http://www.raiders.com/assets/images/imported/OAK/photos/2011/091211-janikowski-story.jpg)
Seems he's done ok for himself. And, no, I'm not suggesting Randy is another Janikowski. Just providing some perspective. Rand's weight is issue #138 with me regarding this team.
RE: On the bright side, Round Randy... - bengalfan74 - 09-16-2017
Hoping he keeps it up. I wasn't super thrilled with his kicks in pre-season.
And round Randy sounds good to me.