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Halloween Idea? - BFritz21 - 09-25-2017

You think people would be offended if I dressed up like a woman for Halloween and went as Cripple Jenner?

RE: Halloween Idea? - jason - 09-25-2017

Yes. I think that would offend somebody. Maybe more than one person. My question is; why would you care if it did?

RE: Halloween Idea? - BFritz21 - 09-25-2017

(09-25-2017, 10:40 PM)jason Wrote: Yes. I think that would offend somebody. Maybe more than one person. My question is; why would you care if it did?

I wouldn't dress like it if it didn't offend someone  Hilarious

Past costumes:
-full Superman costume but went as Christopher Reeve
-sat on my knees and went as Lieutenant Dan (it really looked like I had nubs for legs!)
-wore a Mr Potato costume and went as a potato

That's all I can remember right now, but I'm sure I had a few more awesome costumes  ThumbsUp

RE: Halloween Idea? - oncemoreuntothejimbreech - 09-26-2017

(09-25-2017, 10:30 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: You think people would be offended if I dressed up like a woman for Halloween and went as Cripple Jenner?

How will people know it's Jenner?

RE: Halloween Idea? - BFritz21 - 09-26-2017

(09-26-2017, 12:24 AM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: How will people know it's Jenner?

Good point.

I'd wear a name tag.

RE: Halloween Idea? - michaelsean - 09-26-2017

I don't get the cripple part of Cripple Jenner. The Superman-Reeve one makes sense, but I don't get the correlation here.

RE: Halloween Idea? - WeezyBengal - 09-26-2017

(09-26-2017, 11:10 AM)michaelsean Wrote: I don't get the cripple part of Cripple Jenner.  The Superman-Reeve one makes sense, but I don't get the correlation here.

Same here... 

RE: Halloween Idea? - BengalHawk62 - 09-26-2017

why don't you go as Stephen hawking?

RE: Halloween Idea? - BFritz21 - 09-26-2017

(09-26-2017, 11:10 AM)michaelsean Wrote: I don't get the cripple part of Cripple Jenner.  The Superman-Reeve one makes sense, but I don't get the correlation here.

(09-26-2017, 02:12 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: Same here... 
There is no correlation, but I couldn't think of any other good ideas, so why not cross-dress and throw in a crippled spin?

Have any other ideas?
(09-26-2017, 03:11 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: why don't you go as Stephen hawking?

That's lame..........  nothing too unusual about him or that would be funny.

RE: Halloween Idea? - BmorePat87 - 09-26-2017

This costume would have been more relevant in 2015. Now it's pregnant Kylie Jenner.

RE: Halloween Idea? - oncemoreuntothejimbreech - 09-28-2017

How about Lighting McQueen?

Ka-chow!

Or

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Make the body out of cardboard boxes, carpet remnants, some liquid glue, and viola!

RE: Halloween Idea? - XenoMorph - 09-28-2017

Joe Swanson
Timmy
Professor X

retired Rocky

RE: Halloween Idea? - BengalHawk62 - 09-28-2017

I got it!  Go as Donald Trump?

RE: Halloween Idea? - PhilHos - 09-28-2017

Dress as a woman and wear a name tag that reads "Your mom"

RE: Halloween Idea? - BFritz21 - 09-28-2017

(09-28-2017, 12:25 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: Joe Swanson
Timmy
Professor X

retired Rocky

Forgot that I already went as Joe Swanson.  Wore a strong man costume (styrofoam that made me look look huge) and a cops outfit  ThumbsUp

Never went as Professor X but we all had nicknames for our normal Thursday night crew at Applebees and that was mine.

Never been Timmy but, at one of my presentations to an entire freshmen grade, some kid raised his hand and asked "how Southpark was," and he was sitting next to another kid and they were the only ones laughing, so I typed out "that's a lame joke........  did you think of it on your own or did your boyfriend help out?"  The entire gym was laughing hysterically and they just sat there looking pissed!

(Disclaimer:  I have nothing against homosexuals and have lots of gay friends.)

RE: Halloween Idea? - XenoMorph - 10-04-2017

(09-28-2017, 05:46 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Forgot that I already went as Joe Swanson.  Wore a strong man costume (styrofoam that made me look look huge) and a cops outfit  ThumbsUp

Never went as Professor X but we all had nicknames for our normal Thursday night crew at Applebees and that was mine.

Never been Timmy but, at one of my presentations to an entire freshmen grade, some kid raised his hand and asked "how Southpark was," and he was sitting next to another kid and they were the only ones laughing, so I typed out "that's a lame joke........  did you think of it on your own or did your boyfriend help out?"  The entire gym was laughing hysterically and they just sat there looking pissed!

(Disclaimer:  I have nothing against homosexuals and have lots of gay friends.)

This is what I envisioned don't know if it would work for ya...

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but if your not a big southpark fan then it probly wouldn't work lol..


Nowadays I always go as the drunk lazy guy that didn't buy a custome.

RE: Halloween Idea? - BFritz21 - 10-04-2017

(10-04-2017, 03:49 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: This is what I envisioned don't know if it would work for ya...

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but if your not a big southpark fan then it probly wouldn't work lol..

LOVE IT!  

Don't know how I'd pull that off, though.  And just going as Timmy would be hard to make obvious unless I wore a name tag, which still wouldn't be that obvious.  

Been a huge fan since it came out in '97 and used to tape every episode on my VCR (wow......  how old are we?!).

RE: Halloween Idea? - WiregrassBenGal - 10-04-2017

Every year there are costumes -- some of which are in bad taste -- that have to deal with a certain current event. I have to admit the most hilarious costume I ever saw was this girl who found a dress dead-on like what Monica Lewinsky had, she'd put on a brunette bob wig, smeared up her lipstick and wore out holes in knees of her hose. Oh yeah, and then there was the white dribble coming down her chin.

Last year there were probably lots of Donald and Hillary's.

This year there might be showgirls and craps players with bullet holes unfortunately.

RE: Halloween Idea? - Awful Llama - 10-04-2017

(09-25-2017, 10:30 PM)itz21 Wrote: You think people would be offended if I dressed up like a woman for Halloween and went as Cripple Jenner?

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Stay home and pass out miniature Snickers.  Everybody wins.