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New Lie Detector - BFritz21 - 10-02-2017 A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Robot for sale Good for a Monday laugh! RE: New Lie Detector - Sabretooth - 10-02-2017 Good one Brad, lol RE: New Lie Detector - michaelsean - 10-03-2017 RE: New Lie Detector - XenoMorph - 10-03-2017