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Our 2018 Head Coach! - thillan - 11-15-2017

We've talked about wanting a TRUE leader on the sidelines for a while now. With Marv breaking our number 1 pick down to tears week after week now, it's time to get a guy who truly wants to win, and knows how to carry the blame.

But more importantly, we want a winner.

So, if I'm Mike Brown, I know who I am calling for the head coaching job.

Ladies and gentleman, your 2018 Bengals Head Coach IS:




















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RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - McC - 11-15-2017

I got nothing against Tebow. But why him?


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - thillan - 11-15-2017

(11-15-2017, 06:54 PM)McC Wrote: I got nothing against Tebow.  But why him?

Haha, I'm just playing around. He obviously isn't qualified, but he did show great leadership! 


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - McC - 11-15-2017

(11-15-2017, 06:59 PM)thillan Wrote: Haha, I'm just playing around. He obviously isn't qualified, but he did show great leadership! 

He was a gamer.


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - BrownAssClown - 11-15-2017

(11-15-2017, 06:59 PM)thillan Wrote: Haha, I'm just playing around. He obviously isn't qualified, but he did show great leadership! 

Didn't stop Dave Shula from getting the job.


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - Shake n Blake - 11-15-2017

(11-15-2017, 06:59 PM)thillan Wrote: Haha, I'm just playing around. He obviously isn't qualified, but he did show great leadership! 

If charisma and leadership were all a QB needed, Tebow would be the GOAT.


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - Sled21 - 11-16-2017

All kidding aside, one thing I DO NOT want in the next coach is for them to be a member of the Competition Committee. I truly think Marvin being such a big member on that committee is the reason he absolutely will not get in a referee's ear no matter how badly we get screwed.....


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - kevin - 11-16-2017

Our new head coach is the cheapest person Mike Brown can hire. Since Tebow has no coaching experience and would be worth little pay, this makes him a top candidate.


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - rezolve11 - 11-16-2017

(11-15-2017, 07:01 PM)McC Wrote: He was a gamer.

He was a baller.


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - Nately120 - 11-16-2017

Tebow won a playoff game against the Steelers, which means he has slain the two biggest nightmares that have plagued our franchise since the 1990 season. Dear lord, that's sad.


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - PhilHos - 11-16-2017

Might as well see if Manziel could be his offensive coordinator while we're at it.


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - Bengalholic - 11-16-2017

If Marvin isn't brought back - a big if - and if they don't hire from within - an even bigger if - I really hope Matt Patricia's name is on the short list. 


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - packerbacker - 11-16-2017

Mike McCarthy?


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - Synric - 11-16-2017

(11-16-2017, 01:10 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: If Marvin isn't brought back - a big if - and if they don't hire from within - an even bigger if - I really hope Matt Patricia's name is on the short list. 

Even though I'd like them to look at more offensive minded coaches I wouldn't complain about Matt Patricia. Everyone talks about the Patriots offense but he's had some really good defenses in New England

Just look at what he did this year. Thr Patriots defense started the season a mess. Now over the last few weeks they are one of the best in the league. 


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - Bengalholic - 11-16-2017

(11-16-2017, 01:20 PM)Synric Wrote: Even though I'd like them to look at more offensive minded coaches I wouldn't complain about Matt Patricia. Everyone talks about the Patriots but he's had some really good defenses in New England

Just look at what he did this year. Thr Patriots defense started the season a mess. Now over the last few weeks they are one of the best in the league. 

He also spent a couple years as an offensive assistant and asst. o-line coach. 

An interesting read on Patricia: 

Bill Belichick: "Matt Patricia could probably build a plane and fly it"


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - Sled21 - 11-16-2017

(11-16-2017, 01:10 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: If Marvin isn't brought back - a big if - and if they don't hire from within - an even bigger if - I really hope Matt Patricia's name is on the short list. 

And that's why, as hard as it is, I'm happy to watch them lose out, just to ensure that if MB is on a "wait and see" to resign Lewis instead of already having his mind made up to move on, we move on....


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - firstand10 - 11-16-2017

Luke Fickell !!!!


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - BengalD - 11-16-2017

(11-16-2017, 01:10 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: If Marvin isn't brought back - a big if - and if they don't hire from within - an even bigger if - I really hope Matt Patricia's name is on the short list. 

Absolutely - I brought him up a couple times in other threads before. Good Pick! ThumbsUp


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - BengalHawk62 - 11-16-2017

(11-16-2017, 01:10 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: If Marvin isn't brought back - a big if - and if they don't hire from within - an even bigger if - I really hope Matt Patricia's name is on the short list. 

Yes!  Give me the beard! 


RE: Our 2018 Head Coach! - Synric - 11-16-2017

(11-16-2017, 01:31 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: He also spent a couple years as an offensive assistant and asst. o-line coach. 

An interesting read on Patricia: 

Bill Belichick: "Matt Patricia could probably build a plane and fly it"

Only bad thing is he will probably be the most sought after HC candidate.