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Naked and Afraid - Tiger Teeth - 02-02-2018
Anybody ever watch this show? It's where 2 people are dumped off naked (male and female) usually on a deserted island. Which got me to thinking.........
If you had your choice of one person to be in this situation with, who would you choose? My choice would easily be ScarJo.
RE: Naked and Afraid - BengalHawk62 - 02-02-2018
Luckily I keep a list of my top five favorite celebrity crushes for situations just like this. So my answer would be one of the following.....
Emmy Rossum
Diane Kruger
Alyssa Milano
Nicki Whelan
Kate and Pippa Middleton
RE: Naked and Afraid - Tiger Teeth - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 04:35 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Luckily I keep a list of my top five favorite celebrity crushes for situations just like this. So my answer would be one of the following.....
Emmy Rossum
Diane Kruger
Alyssa Milano
Nicki Whelan
Kate and Pippa Middleton
Would probably be my second choice. Nice list.
RE: Naked and Afraid - Wyche'sWarrior - 02-02-2018
Megan Fox
Salma Hayek
Jessica Biel
Jennifer Aniston
Summer Walker
RE: Naked and Afraid - Tiger Teeth - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 04:52 PM)Wyche Wrote: Megan Fox
Salma Hayek
Jessica Biel
Jennifer Aniston
Summer Walker
Another nice list. Jessica Biel would be on my list too.
RE: Naked and Afraid - Au165 - 02-02-2018
I feel the lists just became who do you want to hang out with naked. Seems like there is some thought missing around the survival part of the show, otherwise the thread should be "What hot chicks do you want to hang out naked with?".
RE: Naked and Afraid - Tiger Teeth - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 05:21 PM)Au165 Wrote: I feel the lists just became who do you want to hang out with naked. Seems like there is some thought missing around the survival part of the show, otherwise the thread should be "What hot chicks do you want to hang out naked with?".
That's what I intended. But if they want to make lists, more power to them.
RE: Naked and Afraid - Interceptor - 02-02-2018
India Eisley
Dove Cameron
Victoria Justice
Jessica Alba
Christina Hendricks
Maybe even Bear Grylls in order to survive.
RE: Naked and Afraid - Wyche'sWarrior - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 05:23 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: That's what I intended. But if they want to make lists, more power to them.
Yeah....but a man's gotta get some to keep his sanity, may as well make it a fantasy!
As for survival......
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.....how bout some of these?
RE: Naked and Afraid - Tiger Teeth - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 05:40 PM)Wyche Wrote: Yeah....but a man's gotta get some to keep his sanity, may as well make it a fantasy!
As for survival......
.....how bout some of these?
:drool:
RE: Naked and Afraid - BengalHawk62 - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 05:21 PM)Au165 Wrote: I feel the lists just became who do you want to hang out with naked. Seems like there is some thought missing around the survival part of the show, otherwise the thread should be "What hot chicks do you want to hang out naked with?".
Survival? Who needs that? Well just use the warmth of our entwined bodies to stay warm at night. I can fish during the day. She’ll cook. And if I die trying to survive, I can’t imagine a better way to go out than in the naked bussom of one of these fine ladies.
RE: Naked and Afraid - Tiger Teeth - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 05:43 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Survival? Who needs that? Well just use the warmth of our entwined bodies to stay warm at night. I can fish during the day. She’ll cook. And if I die trying to survive, I can’t imagine a better way to go out than in the naked bussom of one of these fine ladies.
This made me tingle a little bit.
RE: Naked and Afraid - Bengalholic - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 04:23 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Anybody ever watch this show? It's where 2 people are dumped off naked (male and female) usually on a deserted island. Which got me to thinking.........
If you had your choice of one person to be in this situation with, who would you choose? My choice would easily be ScarJo.
Look for Adam zoekt Eva on Youtube. It's completely uncensored. Your welcome.
As for being in that situation with someone, I'm sure everyone here knows who my pick would be.
RE: Naked and Afraid - Tiger Teeth - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 06:46 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Look for Adam zoekt Eva on Youtube. It's completely uncensored. Your welcome.
As for being in that situation with someone, I'm sure everyone here knows who my pick would be.
I'll have to wait until my wife goes to bed, she frowns on NSFW (not safe for wife) stuff.
And I can't imagine who your choice would be?
RE: Naked and Afraid - Tiger Teeth - 02-02-2018
(02-02-2018, 06:46 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Look for Adam zoekt Eva on Youtube. It's completely uncensored. Your welcome.
As for being in that situation with someone, I'm sure everyone here knows who my pick would be.
Holy shit. My wife just went to the store, so I snuck a peek.
RE: Naked and Afraid - Benton - 02-03-2018
Gina Carano, since she could probably wrestle a gator or something if we got into trouble. Plus, since she's twice my size, I could just use her like a blanket. A muscley blanket with boobs.
Naked and Afraid - BenZoo2 - 02-03-2018
Isn’t Kate upton some kind of warrior princess? Or is that just a commercial
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RE: Naked and Afraid - McC - 02-03-2018
Well, whatever Hollywood hottie you go out there with, be sure to really make the first couple days count. By the time day 3 or 4 rolls round and she is filthy, stinky, hungry and thirsty and the spoiled Hollywood diva comes out, you will be looking for ways to ditch her.
RE: Naked and Afraid - grampahol - 02-03-2018
You know. ..somehow I have a lurking suspicion that if for some reason I was tossed naked on a deserted island with one other person, especially a woman I wouldn't be given my choice of the most beautiful women available . I'm thinking some mean, nasty, bad smelling and very ugly woman would be my unfortunate lot in life ..
RE: Naked and Afraid - Benton - 02-03-2018
(02-03-2018, 04:08 PM)McC Wrote: Well, whatever Hollywood hottie you go out there with, be sure to really make the first couple days count. By the time day 3 or 4 rolls round and she is filthy, stinky, hungry and thirsty and the spoiled Hollywood diva comes out, you will be looking for ways to ditch her.
Nothing more romantic than the third day, when she's got more armpit hair than you, dingle berries and constant Funyun breath.