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Great line I have to share. - fredtoast - 05-21-2018

Dealing with a case that involved a fight between two women.  Talking to a witness who did not see what happened, but heard the ruckus from another room.  Said he heard one woman yell, "*****, you might be pregnant, but your face ain't!'


RE: Great line I have to share. - grampahol - 05-22-2018

I spilled my half empty beer once when two women got in a bar room brawl.. I got a free fresh new beer because of it.. True story.  The moral of the true story is to sit just close enough to women fighting in a bar to spill your beer, but far enough away to not get your eyes gouged out in the process. 


RE: Great line I have to share. - michaelsean - 05-24-2018

Can't argue with her logic.