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New Muppet Movie - XenoMorph - 05-21-2018
Trailer may be NSFW
RE: New Muppet Movie - fredtoast - 05-22-2018
I lost my virginity to a sock puppet.
New Muppet Movie - BenZoo2 - 05-22-2018
(05-22-2018, 12:46 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I lost my virginity to a sock puppet.
It must have been a footie. Or a baby bootie [emoji6]
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RE: New Muppet Movie - XenoMorph - 05-22-2018
Looking for some rotten cotton?
RE: New Muppet Movie - HarleyDog - 05-22-2018
(05-22-2018, 12:46 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I lost my virginity to a sock puppet.
As did many of us.
RE: New Muppet Movie - XenoMorph - 05-22-2018
(05-22-2018, 03:23 PM)HarleyDog Wrote:
As did many of us.
that or Miss Klinex
RE: New Muppet Movie - HarleyDog - 05-22-2018
(05-22-2018, 03:40 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: that or Miss Klinex
I tried Kleenex once. Blew a hole threw it like a 12-guage and paper. Made a mess everywhere. Never again. Only for cleanup. Even then, left oil streaks on glass surfaces, fur balls on paneling, etc. Great on tile though?
RE: New Muppet Movie - fredtoast - 05-23-2018
It's not like yoiu guys think.
My third grade teacher jerked me off while wearing a Lamb Chop puppet.
But don't freak out. This was just last December.
RE: New Muppet Movie - Beaker - 05-25-2018
(05-23-2018, 12:05 AM)fredtoast Wrote: It's not like yoiu guys think.
My third grade teacher jerked me off while wearing a Lamb Chop puppet.
But don't freak out. This was just last December.
Thus your affinity for sheep.
RE: New Muppet Movie - BengalHawk62 - 05-30-2018
(05-25-2018, 01:03 PM)Beaker Wrote: Thus your affinity for sheep.
What happens in Tennessee, stays in Tennessee.
RE: New Muppet Movie - XenoMorph - 05-31-2018
Well Seasame street tried to sue them.. but the case just got thrown out...
Happy time Murder had a Muppet attorney. His name is.... FRED
http://comicbook.com/movies/2018/05/28/the-happytime-murders-sesame-street-lawsuit-response-puppet-lawyer/