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Decided to become a stand up comedian. - fredtoast - 08-20-2018
I have recently written a couple of original jokes. I now believe it is time a for a career change. I am going to become a stand up comedian. Tell me what you think so far.
What do you call a person who doesn't know anything about trees?
A Treetard
I don't have anything against gay guys. I am just allergic to them. If I just barely touch one my penis swells up.
RE: Decided to become a stand up comedian. - Go Cards - 08-20-2018
Even though everybody uses it not a big fan of the "tard" being added to words.
Yet would not pelt you with rotten fruits and vegetables if you told them on stage.
RE: Decided to become a stand up comedian. - Tiger Teeth - 08-20-2018
Maybe you better stick to law.
RE: Decided to become a stand up comedian. - BengalHawk62 - 08-20-2018
Did you hear the joke about paper?
Nevermind, it's tear-ible.
RE: Decided to become a stand up comedian. - HarleyDog - 08-20-2018
(08-20-2018, 10:24 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Maybe you better stick to law.
But isn't the Law just another stage for comedians?
RE: Decided to become a stand up comedian. - Tiger Teeth - 08-20-2018
(08-20-2018, 03:42 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: But isn't the Law just another stage for comedians?
Oh that's gonna' sting.
RE: Decided to become a stand up comedian. - fredtoast - 08-20-2018
(08-20-2018, 10:24 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Maybe you better stick to law.
(08-20-2018, 03:42 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: But isn't the Law just another stage for comedians?
As Willy Shakes said. "All the world's a stage. . . And one man in his time plays many parts".
I can be both a lawyer and a comedian. In fact I have been told that some of my courtroom performances were "absolute jokes".
RE: Decided to become a stand up comedian. - hollodero - 08-23-2018
(08-20-2018, 12:47 AM)fredtoast Wrote: What do you call a person who doesn't know anything about trees?
Treegnorant.
So can I be your sidekick?
RE: Decided to become a stand up comedian. - Bryan - 08-23-2018
Maybe somewsomewhere in the middle of your set you can say "I'm a Bengals fan...(short pause)...that isn't a joke I'm just sad about it."
RE: Decided to become a stand up comedian. - SunsetBengal - 08-23-2018
And every time that you go to urinate? You can remember that the joke, is in your hand..
