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Fascinate - BengalHawk62 - 10-20-2018
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'
I’ve laughed harder than I pry should have at this one. Just thought I should share with ya’ll. And I’ve been trying to come up with a sentence myself with the word fascinate in it too. Lol!
RE: Fascinate - HarleyDog - 10-20-2018
Just like women to not follow instructions. So how hot was Molly and Sally?
Nevermind, you said they was in grade school.
