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Bengals are too soft. - ballsofsteel - 11-07-2018
The reason the Bengals never can maintain any level of success is because they are too soft. AJ won't play this week because of a ingrown toenail. Just like Carrot Top didn't play in that playoff game because of a hang nail. Contrast that with HOF'ER Fat Jen who played this past week with a broken finger then went out and destroyed the Ravens. Couple that with Vontez Birthdefect being neutered by JUJU and lost his desire to play, your looking at a team that just wants to go through the motions, collect their pay checks and not get injured. This is the culture of the Bengals. Sorry about your luck.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - The Real Deal - 11-07-2018
You’re really good at this. :hail:
RE: Bengals are too soft. - michaelsean - 11-07-2018
I heard the finger was actually amputated and Ben sewed it back on himself.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - GMDino - 11-07-2018
(11-07-2018, 12:07 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I heard the finger was actually amputated and Ben sewed it back on himself.
Stapled.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - rfaulk34 - 11-07-2018
Jack Lambert had to quit playing football because of an "ingrown toenail". Go tell him he's soft, creampuff.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - McC - 11-07-2018
Smack talk? Is that what this is supposed to be? Try Tap Talk. Or Caress Talk. Or Tickle Talk. You have lost a couple steps. Might be time to hang 'em up. It's official--Smack Talk is dead and this thread was the death knell.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - BengalHawk62 - 11-07-2018
You should rename yourself ballsofsoftsteel.
You's whack, Jack.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - GMDino - 11-07-2018
(11-07-2018, 03:11 PM)McC Wrote: Smack talk? Is that what this is supposed to be? Try Tap Talk. Or Caress Talk. Or Tickle Talk. You have lost a couple steps. Might be time to hang 'em up. It's official--Smack Talk is dead and this thread was the death knell.
Smack talk is like the cicadas. It dies off for a few years and then comes back big...with a couple times in between with a lighter version of it.
2005 was a big year...then it kind of died away until 2009...then had a good run from 2013-2015...and its kind of sad again.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - SunsetBengal - 11-07-2018
Soft, just like your...hands.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - HarleyDog - 11-07-2018
Well, it's not like we are proving the OP wrong.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - StrictlyBiz - 11-07-2018
(11-07-2018, 12:07 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I heard the finger was actually amputated and Ben sewed it back on himself.
No, he cut the other 4 off with a butter knife so they would match. What you saw under the glove on Sunday was 5 prosthetics.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - michaelsean - 11-07-2018
(11-07-2018, 05:23 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: No, he cut the other 4 off with a butter knife so they would match. What you saw under the glove on Sunday was 5 prosthetics.
That was good work. Even with the multiple closeups of his meaningless injury I couldn't tell.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - ballsofsteel - 11-07-2018
(11-07-2018, 02:00 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Jack Lambert had to quit playing football because of an "ingrown toenail". Go tell him he's soft, creampuff.
Lambert had turf toe. AJ doesn't want to play
RE: Bengals are too soft. - ballsofsteel - 11-07-2018
All you cupcakes are real good smack talkers.
McC has never talked smack here since he escaped from the jungle.
"You should rename yourself ballsofsoftsteel."
" Soft, just like your...hands."
This is the best you women got? Your softer than your failing franchise.
What a bunch of vaginas.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - cinci4life - 11-07-2018
Destroyed the Ravens? Final score was 23-16. I wouldn't exactly call that destroyed.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - SunsetBengal - 11-07-2018
(11-07-2018, 07:09 PM)ballsofsteel Wrote: All you cupcakes are real good smack talkers.
McC has never talked smack here since he escaped from the jungle.
"You should rename yourself ballsofsoftsteel."
" Soft, just like your...hands."
This is the best you women got? Your softer than your failing franchise.
What a bunch of vaginas.
Soft and supple, like a woman's. You'd likely be very popular, in prison...
RE: Bengals are too soft. - George Cantstandya - 11-07-2018
Big Drama Ben whining about having to play a Thursday game after playing those big bad meanies from Baltimore.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/11/06/ben-roethlisberger-no-fan-of-short-weeks-after-ravens-games/
This is a picture of Ben during the interview.
![[Image: cTBii34.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/cTBii34.jpg)
RE: Bengals are too soft. - ballsofsteel - 11-08-2018
(11-07-2018, 08:17 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Soft and supple, like a woman's. The she male in your sig would most likely be very popular, in prison...Fixed it for you
Keep trying Donald, you might get there some day......
RE: Bengals are too soft. - ballsofsteel - 11-08-2018
(11-07-2018, 08:42 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: Big Drama Ben whining about having to play a Thursday game after playing those big bad meanies from Baltimore.Finally someone who understands. Big Jen has multiple injuries and still goes out and battles, he doesn't let minor injuries keep him out of games for weeks. That is because he is tough as nails, not soft like the bungle players. Thank you for pointing this out!
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/11/06/ben-roethlisberger-no-fan-of-short-weeks-after-ravens-games/
This is a picture of Ben during the interview.
RE: Bengals are too soft. - McC - 11-08-2018
(11-08-2018, 06:45 AM)ballsofsteel Wrote: Finally someone who understands. Big Jen has multiple injuries and still goes out and battles, he doesn't let minor injuries keep him out of games for weeks. That is because he is tough as nails, not soft like the bungle players. Thank you for pointing this out!
Nah. He's just a big ol' faker.