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Tyler Eifert cut - BengalRed - 12-21-2018
....off his mullet.
https://www.wlwt.com/article/partys-over-bengals-tyler-eifert-cuts-off-glorious-mullet/25655481
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - Nate (formerly eliminate08) - 12-21-2018
Maybe he ought to shave his head next time, just to change things up...
Or go Mohawk.
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - XenoMorph - 12-21-2018
(12-21-2018, 05:23 PM)BengalRed Wrote: ....off his mullet.
https://www.wlwt.com/article/partys-over-bengals-tyler-eifert-cuts-off-glorious-mullet/25655481
damn I really thought the power of the mullet would have kept him healthy this year too...
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - Nicomo Cosca - 12-21-2018
All is lost
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - SunsetBengal - 12-21-2018
(12-21-2018, 05:39 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: Maybe he ought to shave his head next time, just to change things up...
Or go Mohawk.
Nah, go even bolder yet. Reverse Mohawk!
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - bfine32 - 12-21-2018
Hopefully he's like a reverse Sampson.
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - sandwedge - 12-21-2018
(12-21-2018, 06:18 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Nah, go even bolder yet. Reverse Mohawk!
That would be bold!!lol Better yet, a reverse mullet.....
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - BengalRed - 12-21-2018
Well this thread didn't achieve the angst I hoped it would. A couple of years ago I started a thread that proclaimed Vontaze Burfict cut. I then said ……….off his dreads. There was much good natured gnashing of teeth until people realized what I was referring to. I guess y'all are conditioned to expect almost anything now by this regime, er, I mean organization.
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - Nately120 - 12-22-2018
Now he will never get to wrassle at the state fair.
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - Sled21 - 12-22-2018
(12-21-2018, 05:53 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: damn I really thought the power of the mullet would have kept him healthy this year too...
He was healthy this year, and was tearing it up. There is not a player in the league that could have withstood that play uninjured. Just a freak thing, a 300 lb lineman landing on your leg like that....
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - HarleyDog - 12-22-2018
(12-22-2018, 11:03 AM)Sled21 Wrote: He was healthy this year, and was tearing it up. There is not a player in the league that could have withstood that play uninjured. Just a freak thing, a 300 lb lineman landing on your leg like that....
Well then, When not injury prone, prone for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - grampahol - 12-22-2018
Maybe he's like me. The only reason I've ever bothered to get sick or injured is to go to the hospital for the good looking nurses. If it weren't for them I'd just stay perfectly healthy the rest of my life. After all, what's the point of getting hurt or sick just to look at ugly nurses?
RE: Tyler Eifert cut - motoarch - 12-22-2018
(12-21-2018, 09:27 PM)BengalRed Wrote: Well this thread didn't achieve the angst I hoped it would. A couple of years ago I started a thread that proclaimed Vontaze Burfict cut. I then said ……….off his dreads. There was much good natured gnashing of teeth until people realized what I was referring to. I guess y'all are conditioned to expect almost anything now by this regime, er, I mean organization.
Because honestly it doesn’t matter. He can’t stay on the field. It might sound cold but they probably should cut their losses and move on from him. He’s awesome when he’s healthy but when has he ever been healthy?