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My new money making scheme - fredtoast - 03-27-2019

I was recently reading about how much money people make by taking the LSAT or ACT for college students. I was also thinking about how much people hate to have colonoscopies. So I was thinking of offering to take colonoscopies for people if they paid me 25 dollars.

Any of you guys interested?

RE: My new money making scheme - michaelsean - 03-29-2019

(03-27-2019, 02:33 AM)fredtoast Wrote: I was recently reading about how much money people make by taking the LSAT or ACT for college students. I was also thinking about how much people hate to have colonoscopies. So I was thinking of offering to take colonoscopies for people if they paid me 25 dollars.

Any of you guys interested?

I actually looked forward to mine. Having been sober so long I looked forward the the twilight anesthesia

RE: My new money making scheme - HarleyDog - 03-30-2019

(03-27-2019, 02:33 AM)fredtoast Wrote: Any of you guys interested?

OR you could stick with defending drunk driving proctologist’s?

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RE: My new money making scheme - SunsetBengal - 03-30-2019

Interesting twist, with the colonoscopy thing. But I've always understood that renting out one's rectum was considered to be a form of prostitution.

RE: My new money making scheme - BengalHawk62 - 04-01-2019

Do you have hemorrhoids?

Any leakage of any kind?

RE: My new money making scheme - fredtoast - 04-01-2019

(03-30-2019, 09:31 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Interesting twist, with the colonoscopy thing.  But I've always understood that renting out one's rectum was considered to be a form of prostitution.

Not if it is for the purpose of making a movie.

I think colonoscopies should be covered.  They are a lot like porno films.

RE: My new money making scheme - fredtoast - 04-01-2019

(04-01-2019, 02:51 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Do you have hemorrhoids?

Any leakage of any kind?


Nothing but a few stretch marks.