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So is this you also? - sandwedge - 05-28-2019
Every time you leave your house, you come back at least $100 poorer? Makes a man just want to stay home!
RE: So is this you also? - HarleyDog - 05-29-2019
(05-28-2019, 04:56 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Every time you leave your house, you come back at least $100 poorer? Makes a man just want to stay home!
Every time my wife leaves this happens. Not so much for me. I usually have 1-2 items in mind when I go to the store, and like a Navy Seal, I’m in and out in a hurry with only what I came for.
RE: So is this you also? - Tiger Teeth - 05-29-2019
(05-28-2019, 04:56 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Every time you leave your house, you come back at least $100 poorer? Makes a man just want to stay home!
Good lord man, where in the hell do you go? Luckily for me, the wife and I keep each other in check.
RE: So is this you also? - sandwedge - 05-29-2019
(05-29-2019, 09:03 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Every time my wife leaves this happens. Not so much for me. I usually have 1-2 items in mind when I go to the store, and like a Navy Seal, I’m in and out in a hurry with only what I came for.
exactly!
RE: So is this you also? - sandwedge - 05-29-2019
(05-29-2019, 09:09 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Good lord man, where in the hell do you go? Luckily for me, the wife and I keep each other in check.
That's a good question, where do I go?? Lol Gas, dog food, people food....you name it!
RE: So is this you also? - Beaker - 05-29-2019
(05-29-2019, 09:03 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Every time my wife leaves this happens.
My wife doesn't even have to leave the house to cost me money....effin' Amazon.com!
RE: So is this you also? - SunsetBengal - 05-29-2019
(05-29-2019, 09:03 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Every time my wife leaves this happens. Not so much for me. I usually have 1-2 items in mind when I go to the store, and like a Navy Seal, I’m in and out in a hurry with only what I came for.
And here, I thought this was going to be a story about blowing money, a well placed tattoo, and never having to leave the house..
RE: So is this you also? - HarleyDog - 05-30-2019
(05-29-2019, 08:57 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife doesn't even have to leave the house to cost me money....effin' Amazon.com!
Yeah, that too.
RE: So is this you also? - sandwedge - 05-30-2019
(05-29-2019, 08:57 PM)Beaker Wrote: My wife doesn't even have to leave the house to cost me money....effin' Amazon.com!
My wife thinks she's getting smarter than me, she has her Amazon sent to her work....But I know!!!!!
RE: So is this you also? - jfkbengals - 06-01-2019
(05-28-2019, 04:56 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Every time you leave your house, you come back at least $100 poorer? Makes a man just want to stay home!
It does not happen to me, but now I want to sit outside of your house everyday and see if I can get that $100!
RE: So is this you also? - bengalfan74 - 06-01-2019
(05-28-2019, 04:56 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Every time you leave your house, you come back at least $100 poorer? Makes a man just want to stay home!
I hear ya buddy. In todays world you can drop $100 bucks in a heartbeat.
RE: So is this you also? - hollodero - 06-02-2019
(05-28-2019, 04:56 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Every time you leave your house, you come back at least $100 poorer? Makes a man just want to stay home!
Yeah that's because you are American, you're all hooked on consumption to fill that empty void in your heart left by the dying American dream. And it was a lie all along! You need to change, start appreciating the flowers, the birds and the bees and the titmice and whatnot. You don't need materialistic things that only make you feel unhappy and empty inside. You can feel unhappy and empty inside without any of that stuff.
RE: So is this you also? - Tiger Teeth - 06-02-2019
(06-02-2019, 01:54 AM)hollodero Wrote: Yeah that's because you are American, you're all hooked on consumption to fill that empty void in your heart left by the dying American dream. And it was a lie all along! You need to change, start appreciating the flowers, the birds and the bees and the titmice and whatnot. You don't need materialistic things that only make you feel unhappy and empty inside. You can feel unhappy and empty inside without any of that stuff.
Shove it Austrian boy!
RE: So is this you also? - hollodero - 06-02-2019
(06-02-2019, 07:27 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Shove it Austrian boy!
Well, microaggressions like that won't solve the American soul's dire conundrum either. I'm sorry you're hurt though. Just buy something pointless to veneer the pain.
Also, I'm not a boy. I'm a man!
RE: So is this you also? - Tiger Teeth - 06-02-2019
(06-02-2019, 07:59 AM)hollodero Wrote: Well, microaggressions like that won't solve the American soul's dire conundrum either. I'm sorry you're hurt though. Just buy something pointless to veneer the pain.
Also, I'm not a boy. I'm a man!
Now I have to go to Walmart and buy a new XBOX. Thanks!
RE: So is this you also? - hollodero - 06-02-2019
(06-02-2019, 08:53 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Now I have to go to Walmart and buy a new XBOX. Thanks!
You're welcome. Never forget though, materialistic objects can block your view on the more important things in life. A lesson I learned as a child, when I lost my mother in the supermarket.
RE: So is this you also? - SunsetBengal - 06-02-2019
(06-02-2019, 01:54 AM)hollodero Wrote: Yeah that's because you are American, you're all hooked on consumption to fill that empty void in your heart left by the dying American dream. And it was a lie all along! You need to change, start appreciating the flowers, the birds and the bees and the titmice and whatnot. You don't need materialistic things that only make you feel unhappy and empty inside. You can feel unhappy and empty inside without any of that stuff.
Says the guy from a small, landlocked Country that buffers Eastern Europe..
RE: So is this you also? - Beaker - 06-06-2019
(06-02-2019, 12:17 PM)hollodero Wrote: You're welcome. Never forget though, materialistic objects can block your view on the more important things in life. A lesson I learned as a child, when I lost my mother in the supermarket.
Austriam supermarket
![[Image: market.jpg]](http://www.elizabethi.org/contents/food/market.jpg)
RE: So is this you also? - hollodero - 06-06-2019
(06-06-2019, 08:43 AM)Beaker Wrote: Austriam supermarket
Yeah that's our whole foods.
RE: So is this you also? - sandwedge - 06-06-2019
(06-06-2019, 10:51 AM)hollodero Wrote: Yeah that's our whole foods.
I thought it was a picture of hollodero "The Butcher" at a recent family backyard BBQ??