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I'm going to the Azores - grampahol - 09-11-2019

Not right away, but when my dad dies I'm probably selling his house and taking off to go live perhaps on Flores Island..maybe the main island...I dunno. Temperatures year around from around 50 low to 75 high..Nice, rich volcanic soils, Portuguese laws, easy immigration laws and real estate is pretty darn cheap..  There's almost nothing to not like. Even all the drug laws are decriminalized.. 
[Image: ?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekyexplorer.com%2...f=1&nofb=1] [Image: ?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftriathlonmagazine.ca%2F...f=1&nofb=1]
[Image: ?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftraveltb.s3-us-west-2.am...f=1&nofb=1]
I'm ready to go right now, but...ain't got the money yet..  Whatever

Heck...nice little place looking toward the ocean with some land.. around $65,000 or 55k in euros.. I could hack that..maybe.. Wink
https://www.azoresproperties.com/properties/property-cedros-sea-views-land/


RE: I'm going to the Azores - XsandOs - 09-11-2019

(09-11-2019, 06:40 PM)grampahol Wrote: Not right away, but when my dad dies I'm probably selling his house and taking off to go live perhaps on Flores Island..maybe the main island...I dunno. Temperatures year around from around 50 low to 75 high..Nice, rich volcanic soils, Portuguese laws, easy immigration laws and real estate is pretty darn cheap..  There's almost nothing to not like. Even all the drug laws are decriminalized.. 
[Image: ?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekyexplorer.com%2...f=1&nofb=1] [Image: ?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftriathlonmagazine.ca%2F...f=1&nofb=1]
[Image: ?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftraveltb.s3-us-west-2.am...f=1&nofb=1]
I'm ready to go right now, but...ain't got the money yet..  Whatever

Heck...nice little place looking toward the ocean with some land.. around $65,000 or 55k in euros.. I could hack that..maybe.. Wink
https://www.azoresproperties.com/properties/property-cedros-sea-views-land/

Be careful. Remember what happened to Flokie?


RE: I'm going to the Azores - grampahol - 09-11-2019

(09-11-2019, 07:40 PM)XsandOs Wrote: Be careful. Remember what happened to Flokie?

Not really.. I'm not up on my Flokieisms..  I could probably start the Azores Bengals fan club.. Now how exciting would that be?  Mellow


RE: I'm going to the Azores - XsandOs - 09-11-2019

(09-11-2019, 08:05 PM)grampahol Wrote: Not really.. I'm not up on my Flokieisms..  I could probably start the Azores Bengals fan club.. Now how exciting would that be?  Mellow

That last pic looks amazing.

If you can financially and psychologically afford to live in a place like that, God bless!


RE: I'm going to the Azores - SunsetBengal - 09-11-2019

How are you going to support yourself, once you're there? You seem a bit old to take up life as a farmer or fisherman..


RE: I'm going to the Azores - Awful Llama - 09-11-2019

Jesus, man, this team isn't that bad.


RE: I'm going to the Azores - jfkbengals - 09-11-2019

I hope you'll still have good internet access to keep us informed of your escapades in paradise.

Plus, we need an easy way to let you know when the Bengals need you to go fishing!


RE: I'm going to the Azores - bfine32 - 09-11-2019

I can only imagine how stoked your dad is about the plan


RE: I'm going to the Azores - sandwedge - 09-12-2019

(09-11-2019, 08:47 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: How are you going to support yourself, once you're there?  You seem a bit old to take up life as a farmer or fisherman..

Grampahol the gigalo   Hilarious


RE: I'm going to the Azores - Go Cards - 09-12-2019

My X was stationed there in Airforce and had nothing but good things to say about it.

Enjoy !


RE: I'm going to the Azores - grampahol - 09-22-2019

(09-12-2019, 03:17 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Grampahol the gigalo   Hilarious

There was a point in my life when I was called a gigalo. They were lying, but it still made me feel like I might have had something going for myself.. lol