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Tips for watching Bengal games. - fredtoast - 06-27-2020
If you watch Bengal games while naked avoid drippy hot cheese dips or getting "Core of the Sun" hot sauce on your fingers.
A lap bib will help protect from the cheese dip, but you don't realize how often you touch your balls when you are naked.
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - BrownAssClown - 06-27-2020
That's some straight up sage advice Mr. Toast, but you do wash your hands after touching your balls and before reaching for some more cheese dip don't you!?!
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - Nicomo Cosca - 06-27-2020
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RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - AussieBengal - 06-27-2020
(06-27-2020, 02:23 AM)fredtoast Wrote: If you watch Bengal games while naked avoid drippy hot cheese dips or getting "Core of the Sun" hot sauce on your fingers.
A lap bib will help protect from the cheese dip, but you don't realize how often you touch your balls when you are naked.
You are drunk?
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - CarolinaBengalFanGuy - 06-27-2020
(06-27-2020, 02:23 AM)fredtoast Wrote: If you watch Bengal games while naked avoid drippy hot cheese dips or getting "Core of the Sun" hot sauce on your fingers.
A lap bib will help protect from the cheese dip, but you don't realize how often you touch your balls when you are naked.
Fred just don't touch your balls while that Core of the Sun hot sauce is on your fingers.
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - SHRacerX - 06-27-2020
I'm sure Bonnie appreciates this sage advice.
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - leonardfan40 - 06-27-2020
(06-27-2020, 04:18 AM)AussieBengal Wrote: You are drunk?
That’s tip number one for watching a Bengals game. Always be drunk. It’s just so obvious he didn’t need to say it
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - masonbengals fan - 06-27-2020
Too much information
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - guyofthetiger - 06-27-2020
Now I will picture this when they serve cheese balls at parties.
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - fredtoast - 06-27-2020
(06-27-2020, 04:21 AM)CarolinaBengalFanGuy Wrote: Fred just don't touch your balls while that Core of the Sun hot sauce is on your fingers.
Now you tell me!
I guess I should never use Ben Gay on a pulled groin either, right?
(I'm sure some of you get it.)
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - coachmcneil71 - 06-27-2020
Oh.... I thought this thread as going to be about, alcohol,weed, and Xanax. Aight, I'm gonna head out.
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - OBX Bengal - 06-27-2020
It is called fromunda cheese.
RE: Tips for watching Bengal games. - Nate (formerly eliminate08) - 06-29-2020
(06-27-2020, 03:48 AM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote:
My face be like Clint's lol