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Product for the ultimate football fan - fredtoast - 09-04-2020

Anyone know if they make condoms out of football leather with stitching up the side like the laces on a football?

If you are laughing then you are not from SEC country. I bet I could sell a truckload if they had a crimson "A" stamped on them.


RE: Product for the ultimate football fan - jfkbengals - 09-07-2020

(09-04-2020, 06:53 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Anyone know if they make condoms out of football leather with stitching up the side like the laces on a football?

If you are laughing then you are not from SEC country.  I bet I could sell a truckload if they had a crimson "A" stamped on them.

At USC they would be known as Trojan Laced, for her pleasure...


RE: Product for the ultimate football fan - fredtoast - 09-08-2020

(09-07-2020, 08:00 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: At USC they would be known as Trojan Laced, for her pleasure...


Rep.


Product for the ultimate football fan - BenZoo2 - 09-08-2020

(09-04-2020, 06:53 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Anyone know if they make condoms out of football leather with stitching up the side like the laces on a football?

If you are laughing then you are not from SEC country. I bet I could sell a truckload if they had a crimson "A" stamped on them.


Adds new meaning to roll tide. Or would that be unroll, tide.

And depending on the time of the month used the A could be crimson already


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