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Things More Enjoyable Than Bungle Football - RunKijanaRun - 09-27-2020
Feel free to contribute.
Skydiving with a handkerchief in lieu of a parachute.
Playing a competitive game of “Cram It In My Ass,” which is a really zesty affair consisting of 2 players who challenge each other to see who’s rear asshole can hold more suppositories.
Driving in rush hour traffic using only your sense of smell as your guide.
Dating a Female Bowler circa 1986. She’s replete with dark pantyhose, Duck Head shorts to support her ample, sturdy carriage. Aviator glasses while inside and an up-do poof.
Stealing Kenmore refrigerators.
Civil War battle re-enactments.
Teaching yourself acupuncture but with railroad stakes instead of small needles.
Half court hoops with a 15 pound medicine ball.
Firing up your clackers with a taser.
Serving antifreeze cocktails during your next dinner party.
Brining a piñata to a birthday party but swapping it out with a hornet nest as soon as the guest of honor starts whacking.
Drinking the leftover brine from a pickled egg jar.
Rocket farting.
RE: Things More Enjoyable Than Bungle Football - Wes Mantooth - 09-27-2020
(09-27-2020, 06:47 PM)RunKijanaRun Wrote: Playing a competitive game of “Cram It In My Ass,” which is a really zesty affair consisting of 2 players who challenge each other to see who’s rear asshole can hold more suppositories.
Ended up playing this in college one time. Some chick promised me a handy if I won. Well, I did win. And let's just the juice wasn't worth the squeeze.
Would NOT recommend.
RE: Things More Enjoyable Than Bungle Football - Fullrock - 09-27-2020
Aroldis Chapman fastball to the nads.
RE: Things More Enjoyable Than Bungle Football - RunKijanaRun - 09-27-2020
(09-27-2020, 06:56 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Ended up playing this in college one time. Some chick promised me a handy if I won. Well, I did win. And let's just the juice wasn't worth the squeeze.
Would NOT recommend.
You’re gonna have a bad time
RE: Things More Enjoyable Than Bungle Football - Bengalholic - 09-27-2020
(09-27-2020, 06:47 PM)RunKijanaRun Wrote: Playing a competitive game of “Cram It In My Ass,” which is a really zesty affair consisting of 2 players who challenge each other to see who’s rear asshole can hold more suppositories.
Rocket farting.
Is there another kind?
RE: Things More Enjoyable Than Bungle Football - motoarch - 09-27-2020
All the things.
Literally, all the things.
RE: Things More Enjoyable Than Bungle Football - George Cantstandya - 09-27-2020
I still enjoy the games even when they lose. Maybe I just don't take things that serious. Overall today's game was disappointing but it was a nail biter and fun to watch.
Oh well if you enjoy other things more like getting crammed in various orifices then I won't judge you on that.