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Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - CinciREborn - 10-22-2015
FINALLY!.. CINCIREBORN!.. HAS COME BACK!.. To the Bengalsboard.net!
..AND IV GOT SOME BAAADDDD NEWS FOR YOU! THE BENGALS STILL SUCK! WE ARE NOT SUPERBOWL BOUND! BEST CASE SCENARIO WE LOOSE IN A WILDCARD MATCH! DONT BELIEVE ME?! I WILL GIVE YOU TEN INDISPUTED REASONS THAT GARENTEE MY CLAIMS ARE TRUE!
1. Marvin Lewis is still horrible
13 years. 106-90-2. 0 playoff wins. People are so annoying. When people say Marvin Lewis and the Bengals coaching staff are great, a seriously just want to smack them. Bengals coaching staff is horrible. We should be thankful for this strong start and not be surprised at all if we do not win another game.
2. Mike Brown
Yep... Nothing more really needs said but I will go ahead and say more anyways. Let me refer to CM Punk. During his epic pipebomb promo Punk talked about how when Vince McMahon would finally hang up the boots the WWE would still be doomed because his idiot daughter and dufus son in law would take over. Well Bengals have the same issue sadly. We are forever doomed
3. Carson Palmer was our only hope
It's true.. and Mike Brown ran him off just like Vince McMahon ran off CM Punk, the only hope for the WWE.
4. Linebackers
Seriously.. our linebackers are a joke. Vincent Rey is a bum. A jobber. A jabroni. I understand we as Bengals fans want the best for this guy as he is fully a product of a system but I think we have our hopes to high. Relying on Rey is like when the WWE had the Miz in the main event of Wrestlemania. And it's just not Vincet Rey. What about AJ Hawk. I though that guy retired 10 years ago. Maybe we should go ahead and bring in Michael Strahan as well. While we're at it we can bring in Kelly Ripa. Ripa and Strahan would be a nice upgrade over Rey and Hawk
5. Dalton can't throw a deep ball
He can't throw a deep ball. I don't care what anyone says. He just can't. I once saw him overthrow wide open guys in the endzone on first second and third downs, which lead to a punt. Ever since that day, there has been no debate on if or if not Dalton can throw a deep ball.
6. Mike Nugent
Why is this guy still here? He is seriously the worst kicker in the NFL. I think OchoCinco is still available. I will take Ocho over Nugent as our Kicker any day of the week.
7. Dalton is stupid
He is. He is stupid. Going back to the deep ball thing, everytime he let's one fly I cringe. My cringe turned into vomit as he let one fly deep to a double covered Marvin Jones. Thankfully our receivers make Dalton look good and Jones pulled off a miracle and pulled it in.
8. To many Ohio State players
Between AJ Hawk and Mike Nugent I am at my edge. We need more Michigan players.
9. Dalton is a Ginger
Gingers are soulless human beings that are a plague on society. No ginger has ever done anything great in the world and as long as we have a Ginger under center we are doomed.
10. Bengals fans are horrible people
All Bengals fans are horrible people that do not deserve a good football team. My reason for saying this is an experience I had with a friend. He was telling how he watches the Bengals play with his ten year old son. Everytime the Bengals win he asks his son if he thinks the Bengals are good. His young son tells him every week "I don't know dad. I am not ready to believe. Maybe if they win next week." ..do you see? We as Bengals fans instill a culture of inferiority and self doubt within our children that can never be beat. We trying are an awful group of people that do not deserve a great team
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - SHRacerX - 10-22-2015
(10-22-2015, 06:00 AM)CinciREborn Wrote: 7. Dalton is stupidHello Kettle? This is pot....You're black!!!
He is. He is stupid.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - BonnieBengal - 10-22-2015
(10-22-2015, 06:00 AM)CinciREborn Wrote: 7. Dalton is stupidThis coming from the guy who above says "loose" instead of lose, "indisputed" instead of undisputed, and "garentee" instead of guarantee.
He is. He is stupid.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - CJD - 10-22-2015
Where is negative rep when you need it?
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - djs7685 - 10-22-2015
This post sucks for way too many reasons to go into detail.
You suck. Feel bad about it. Constructed criticism is one thing, but this just takes being a turd to an entirely new level.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - Adamantium - 10-22-2015
Too many WWE references to take him seriously.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - BonnieBengal - 10-22-2015
(10-22-2015, 06:00 AM)CinciREborn Wrote: FINALLY!.. CINCIREBORN!.. HAS COME BACK!.. To the Bengalsboard.net!I think you are the troll who was also claiming I was a made up character. Whoever did that was an ass. Anytime I'm in Cincy I'll be happy to meet anyone here and prove that I'm a real person. I'll be there at Thanksgiving for any doubters.
..AND IV GOT SOME BAAADDDD NEWS FOR YOU! THE BENGALS STILL SUCK! WE ARE NOT SUPERBOWL BOUND! BEST CASE SCENARIO WE LOOSE IN A WILDCARD MATCH! DONT BELIEVE ME?! I WILL GIVE YOU TEN INDISPUTED REASONS THAT GARENTEE MY CLAIMS ARE TRUE!
1. Marvin Lewis is still horrible
13 years. 106-90-2. 0 playoff wins. People are so annoying. When people say Marvin Lewis and the Bengals coaching staff are great, a seriously just want to smack them. Bengals coaching staff is horrible. We should be thankful for this strong start and not be surprised at all if we do not win another game.
2. Mike Brown
Yep... Nothing more really needs said but I will go ahead and say more anyways. Let me refer to CM Punk. During his epic pipebomb promo Punk talked about how when Vince McMahon would finally hang up the boots the WWE would still be doomed because his idiot daughter and dufus son in law would take over. Well Bengals have the same issue sadly. We are forever doomed
3. Carson Palmer was our only hope
It's true.. and Mike Brown ran him off just like Vince McMahon ran off CM Punk, the only hope for the WWE.
4. Linebackers
Seriously.. our linebackers are a joke. Vincent Rey is a bum. A jobber. A jabroni. I understand we as Bengals fans want the best for this guy as he is fully a product of a system but I think we have our hopes to high. Relying on Rey is like when the WWE had the Miz in the main event of Wrestlemania. And it's just not Vincet Rey. What about AJ Hawk. I though that guy retired 10 years ago. Maybe we should go ahead and bring in Michael Strahan as well. While we're at it we can bring in Kelly Ripa. Ripa and Strahan would be a nice upgrade over Rey and Hawk
5. Dalton can't throw a deep ball
He can't throw a deep ball. I don't care what anyone says. He just can't. I once saw him overthrow wide open guys in the endzone on first second and third downs, which lead to a punt. Ever since that day, there has been no debate on if or if not Dalton can throw a deep ball.
6. Mike Nugent
Why is this guy still here? He is seriously the worst kicker in the NFL. I think OchoCinco is still available. I will take Ocho over Nugent as our Kicker any day of the week.
7. Dalton is stupid
He is. He is stupid. Going back to the deep ball thing, everytime he let's one fly I cringe. My cringe turned into vomit as he let one fly deep to a double covered Marvin Jones. Thankfully our receivers make Dalton look good and Jones pulled off a miracle and pulled it in.
8. To many Ohio State players
Between AJ Hawk and Mike Nugent I am at my edge. We need more Michigan players.
9. Dalton is a Ginger
Gingers are soulless human beings that are a plague on society. No ginger has ever done anything great in the world and as long as we have a Ginger under center we are doomed.
10. Bengals fans are horrible people
All Bengals fans are horrible people that do not deserve a good football team. My reason for saying this is an experience I had with a friend. He was telling how he watches the Bengals play with his ten year old son. Everytime the Bengals win he asks his son if he thinks the Bengals are good. His young son tells him every week "I don't know dad. I am not ready to believe. Maybe if they win next week." ..do you see? We as Bengals fans instill a culture of inferiority and self doubt within our children that can never be beat. We trying are an awful group of people that do not deserve a great team
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - Bengals_Legendary - 10-22-2015
(10-22-2015, 06:00 AM)CinciREborn Wrote: FINALLY!.. CINCIREBORN!.. HAS COME BACK!.. To the Bengalsboard.net!
..AND IV GOT SOME BAAADDDD NEWS FOR YOU! THE BENGALS STILL SUCK! WE ARE NOT SUPERBOWL BOUND! BEST CASE SCENARIO WE LOOSE IN A WILDCARD MATCH! DONT BELIEVE ME?! I WILL GIVE YOU TEN INDISPUTED REASONS THAT GARENTEE MY CLAIMS ARE TRUE!
1. Marvin Lewis is still horrible
13 years. 106-90-2. 0 playoff wins. People are so annoying. When people say Marvin Lewis and the Bengals coaching staff are great, a seriously just want to smack them. Bengals coaching staff is horrible. We should be thankful for this strong start and not be surprised at all if we do not win another game.
A: I actually do agree with this to a degree. He might lead Cincy to a playoff birth here and there, but generally he is unsuccessful. He absolutely cannot win a playoff game. He gets credit for turning the franchise around, but great draft picks (rgardless of who made them) are the real reason this franchise is beginning to show true potential.
2. Mike Brown
Yep... Nothing more really needs said but I will go ahead and say more anyways. Let me refer to CM Punk. During his epic pipebomb promo Punk talked about how when Vince McMahon would finally hang up the boots the WWE would still be doomed because his idiot daughter and dufus son in law would take over. Well Bengals have the same issue sadly. We are forever doomed
3. Carson Palmer was our only hope
It's true.. and Mike Brown ran him off just like Vince McMahon ran off CM Punk, the only hope for the WWE.
4. Linebackers
Seriously.. our linebackers are a joke. Vincent Rey is a bum. A jobber. A jabroni. I understand we as Bengals fans want the best for this guy as he is fully a product of a system but I think we have our hopes to high. Relying on Rey is like when the WWE had the Miz in the main event of Wrestlemania. And it's just not Vincet Rey. What about AJ Hawk. I though that guy retired 10 years ago. Maybe we should go ahead and bring in Michael Strahan as well. While we're at it we can bring in Kelly Ripa. Ripa and Strahan would be a nice upgrade over Rey and Hawk
5. Dalton can't throw a deep ball
He can't throw a deep ball. I don't care what anyone says. He just can't. I once saw him overthrow wide open guys in the endzone on first second and third downs, which lead to a punt. Ever since that day, there has been no debate on if or if not Dalton can throw a deep ball.
6. Mike Nugent
Why is this guy still here? He is seriously the worst kicker in the NFL. I think OchoCinco is still available. I will take Ocho over Nugent as our Kicker any day of the week.
7. Dalton is stupid
He is. He is stupid. Going back to the deep ball thing, everytime he let's one fly I cringe. My cringe turned into vomit as he let one fly deep to a double covered Marvin Jones. Thankfully our receivers make Dalton look good and Jones pulled off a miracle and pulled it in.
8. To many Ohio State players
Between AJ Hawk and Mike Nugent I am at my edge. We need more Michigan players.
9. Dalton is a Ginger
Gingers are soulless human beings that are a plague on society. No ginger has ever done anything great in the world and as long as we have a Ginger under center we are doomed.
10. Bengals fans are horrible people
All Bengals fans are horrible people that do not deserve a good football team. My reason for saying this is an experience I had with a friend. He was telling how he watches the Bengals play with his ten year old son. Everytime the Bengals win he asks his son if he thinks the Bengals are good. His young son tells him every week "I don't know dad. I am not ready to believe. Maybe if they win next week." ..do you see? We as Bengals fans instill a culture of inferiority and self doubt within our children that can never be beat. We trying are an awful group of people that do not deserve a great team
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - Sled21 - 10-22-2015
Had your first beer did ya???
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - GodHatesBengals - 10-22-2015
Just as annoying as when you were trying to sell yourself as Mike Brown's number one ass-kisser in the old forum.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - BleedNOrange - 10-22-2015
Wait, did you just blatantly copy the Deadspin article?
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cincinnati-bengals-1725399813
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - BengalFanInNJ - 10-22-2015
I kinda agree with #4 though.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - GodHatesBengals - 10-22-2015
(10-22-2015, 08:48 AM)BleedNOrange Wrote: Wait, did you just blatantly copy the Deadspin article?
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cincinnati-bengals-1725399813
The Deadspin article is A+, world class snark.
CinciREborn here makes WWE references and thinks "stupid" is a good insult.
No comparison.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - djs7685 - 10-22-2015
(10-22-2015, 08:57 AM)GodHatesBengals Wrote: The Deadspin article is A+, world class snark.
CinciREborn here makes WWE references and thinks "stupid" is a good insult.
No comparison.
The funniest part about the Deadspin articles always seem to be the fan submissions that they add in the end.
Too bad CinciReborn couldn't be nearly as witty as almost any of those fans.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - ItsOdellThurman - 10-22-2015
I respect the level of over the top sarcasm of this post. However, any of it being serious doesn't earn any kudos. Some of the points have some merit, I guess, but we don't live in a perfect world.
For instance, #1, #4 and #6 leave me slightly concerned, but certainly not things that can't be overcome.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - Tiger Teeth - 10-22-2015
What a nutjob.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - SHRacerX - 10-22-2015
(10-22-2015, 08:57 AM)GodHatesBengals Wrote: The Deadspin article is A+, world class snark.
CinciREborn here makes WWE references and thinks "stupid" is a good insult.
No comparison.
At least he spelled "stupid" correctly. Wait, that was probably autocorrected.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - Johnny Cupcakes - 10-22-2015
rBo brother!
My dude smoked DennyG2 in a cage match. If you guys keep dealing lip, you might be next.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - Arturo Bandini - 10-22-2015
Colin Cowherd found a way here.
RE: Top Ten Reasons the Bengals still Suck - BengalFanInNJ - 10-22-2015
(10-22-2015, 08:57 AM)GodHatesBengals Wrote: The Deadspin article is A+, world class snark.
CinciREborn here makes WWE references and thinks "stupid" is a good insult.
No comparison.
Holy shit. "Sean", one of the people who commented deserves an award. The Chumbawumba comment was hilarious.