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What the ****... - Speedy Thomas - 02-13-2022

...are you gonna do till 6:30?

Raiders game I was in attendance.  So the usual -- tailgate, early in, down to the front row to fire up the D line.

Titans game, so much nervous energy.  Went downstairs and cleaned and organized the basement.  It's been on my wife's list for years.

Chiefs, repeat.  This time it was my closet.

Whatever I do for the next 6 hours, it won't be far from a bathroom.


RE: What the ****... - CincyDog - 02-13-2022

(02-13-2022, 02:22 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: ...are you gonna do till 6:30?

Raiders game I was in attendance.  So the usual -- tailgate, early in, down to the front row to fire up the D line.

Titans game, so much nervous energy.  Went downstairs and cleaned and organized the basement.  It's been on my wife's list for years.

Chiefs, repeat.  This time it was my closet.

Whatever I do for the next 6 hours, it won't be far from a bathroom.

Today I have:

Hit the store.

Cleaned the house.

Resealed the tile in both shower floors

Unpacked luggage from vaca

Done laundry.

And about to start making food for game.

Oh and bet on the hawks and St. John’s to try and get some seed money for the game. Will also watch the golf.


Better question. When is everyone having first beer?


RE: What the ****... - Nately120 - 02-13-2022

Masturbate furiously.


RE: What the ****... - jfkbengals - 02-13-2022

I voted for every option.

So far, while watching pregame, I have put stuff in the attic, done laundry, cooked bacon, rope tied my Bengals flagpole to a post on the porch (had to do away with the flag holder when the porch was replaced, but it's going out there today!), and will crack a beer open shortly.


RE: What the ****... - Arturo Bandini - 02-13-2022

My soccer team is playing a league game before.

I watch that.


RE: What the ****... - Arturo Bandini - 02-13-2022

For example. For any other country than the USA, playing the world cup Soccer final is like every city, every village, every people of your country is going to the SuperBowl.

That's some crazy experience.


RE: What the ****... - Speedy Thomas - 02-13-2022

(02-13-2022, 02:33 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Masturbate furiously.

Hilarious

Spit beer all over myself.

I'm gonna try to add this to the choices.

Although technically this could fall under #3


RE: What the ****... - Johnny Cupcakes - 02-13-2022

(02-13-2022, 02:33 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Masturbate furiously.

Rep. Me too.


RE: What the ****... - Science Friction - 02-13-2022

(02-13-2022, 02:30 PM)CincyDog Wrote: Today I have:

Hit the store.

Cleaned the house.

Resealed the tile in both shower floors

Unpacked luggage from vaca

Done laundry.

And about to start making food for game.

Oh and bet on the hawks and St. John’s to try and get some seed money for the game.  Will also watch the golf.


Better question. When is everyone having first beer?

You've gotten more done this morning than I probably will all week.


RE: What the ****... - Nate (formerly eliminate08) - 02-13-2022

Drinking and watching Pregame.CheersDrunkPervertClapping


RE: What the ****... - grampahol - 02-13-2022

Not gonna sweat anything till at least halftime.. By then I'll know if I'm still a non-smoker or choking myself to sacrifice my heart at the alter of Joe Burrow..  Cool


RE: What the ****... - Speedy Thomas - 02-13-2022

(02-13-2022, 03:09 PM)grampahol Wrote: Not gonna sweat anything till at least halftime.. By then I'll know if I'm still a non-smoker or choking myself to sacrifice my heart at the alter of Joe Burrow..  Cool

Nah, don't put that shit in your lungs.

But an after-game celebratory cigar is fine.  Just don't inhale.


RE: What the ****... - pally - 02-13-2022

Cleaning my refrigerator which for me is an all-day activity. I'm taking a break right now


RE: What the ****... - M.W. - 02-13-2022

Making air fryer wings now, watching pregame, trying not to have my first drink before 4PM.
In the meantime using the internet to find a random stranger to take my anxiety out on.


RE: What the ****... - Synric - 02-13-2022

Listening to my friends tell me what to do to my new project car. I know at least one has never even changed his own oil lol.


RE: What the ****... - Nate (formerly eliminate08) - 02-13-2022

(02-13-2022, 03:12 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: Nah, don't put that shit in your lungs.

But an after-game celebratory cigar is fine.  Just don't inhale.

If we win I have a cigarillo handy...


RE: What the ****... - Fan_in_Kettering - 02-13-2022

(02-13-2022, 02:33 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Masturbate furiously.

(02-13-2022, 02:56 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: Hilarious

Spit beer all over myself.

I'm gonna try to add this to the choices.

Although technically this could fall under #3

(02-13-2022, 03:06 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Rep. Me too.

That’s not what we mean by pulling for your team...


RE: What the ****... - MasonDT70 - 02-13-2022

(02-13-2022, 02:30 PM)CincyDog Wrote: Today I have:

Hit the store.

Cleaned the house.

Resealed the tile in both shower floors

Unpacked luggage from vaca

Done laundry.

And about to start making food for game.

Oh and bet on the hawks and St. John’s to try and get some seed money for the game.  Will also watch the golf.


Better question. When is everyone having first beer?

Already have had a few beers and it's not even noon here. Gotta calm the nerves 


RE: What the ****... - Brownshoe - 02-13-2022

I've just been playing with and taking care of the babies so my wife can take care of them while I watch the game in the basement. I barely could get any sleep last night. I'm SUPER stoked. My wife isn't from Ohio so she doesn't understand the significance of this. She even asked me to go get snacks today and I was like... you understand the stores are going to be barren, right?


RE: What the ****... - Science Friction - 02-13-2022

(02-13-2022, 02:33 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Masturbate furiously.

My ex put my "Mr Bengal" on waivers a few years ago. Of course, it cleared the waiver wire  and has spent this season on the Physically(and mentally) Unable to Perform list.   Shy