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Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - WeezyBengal - 09-26-2022
When Burrow went down grabbing his knee in the second half?
I done crapped my pants right then and there. Spent the rest of the game on the toilet watching from my phone.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - QueenCity - 09-26-2022
Not to that extreme but the season definitely flashed through my eyes.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - Nicomo Cosca - 09-26-2022
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - WeezyBengal - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 02:41 PM)QueenCity Wrote: Not to that extreme but the season definitely flashed through my eyes.
Right?
What was up with that? At first I thought it was his knee then it looked like he was grabbing his thigh area. I am surprised no beat writer asked him about that.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - Sled21 - 09-26-2022
Uh, no....
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - PhilHos - 09-26-2022
Mayhaps SOMEONE should use the restroom before watching a Bengals game.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - Rubekahn29 - 09-26-2022
My heart did drop a little, but when I saw him essentially yell at the ref while getting up I figured he was okay.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - rfaulk34 - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 02:37 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: When Burrow went down grabbing his knee in the second half?
I done crapped my pants right then and there. Spent the rest of the game on the toilet watching from my phone.
No.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - Roland - 09-26-2022
I was concerned, I'll say that. Not at pants crapping age yet.
How that wasn't a penalty for hitting the QB below the knee, I'm not sure. Seems like that rule only applies to Brady.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - PhilHos - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 02:48 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: No.
You already had shit in your pants by that point in the game, right?
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - rfaulk34 - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 02:50 PM)PhilHos Wrote: You already had shit in your pants by that point in the game, right?
Yes.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - Awful Llama - 09-26-2022
If a football game causes you to shit your pants, it might be time for a visit to your gastroenterologist. See your urologist if you only piss'em
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - reuben.ahmed - 09-26-2022
He grabbed the knee and was mad at the ref I believe. I'm sure he felt something, but this mofo stronger than the rest of us combined.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - reuben.ahmed - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 02:56 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: If a football game causes you to shit your pants, it might be time for a visit to your gastroenterologist. See your urologist if you only piss'em
Can we have joint meeting with both (and thereby save on co-pay) if both occurring
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - reuben.ahmed - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 02:50 PM)PhilHos Wrote: You already had shit in your pants by that point in the game, right?
Sometimes you have to hold it, as we age, it is impossible. Should not try to hold it or these problems occur.
This message brought to you by experience.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - higgy100 - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 02:37 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: When Burrow went down grabbing his knee in the second half?
I done crapped my pants right then and there. Spent the rest of the game on the toilet watching from my phone.
Not anything more than normal based on all the Dreck I eat during a game.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - fredtoast - 09-26-2022
If you want to avoid shitting your pants while watching a Bengals' game then just do what I do.
Don't wear any pants.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - bfine32 - 09-26-2022
I didn't, but of course I eat Gold Star instead of Skyline.
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - bfine32 - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 03:22 PM)fredtoast Wrote: If you want to avoid shitting your pants while watching a Bengals' game then just do what I do.
Don't wear any pants.
From experience: This is frowned upon when you're watching at a bar..
RE: Did anyone else shit their pants during the game? - HarleyDog - 09-26-2022
(09-26-2022, 02:37 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: When Burrow went down grabbing his knee in the second half?
I done crapped my pants right then and there. Spent the rest of the game on the toilet watching from my phone.
No, But I did get some shit stuck in my fur on that play. However, Drug my ass around the lawn a few laps and was fine.