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Mike Pettine Scared - TSwigZ - 12-10-2015
http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pettine-worried-bengals-gave-rest-league-blue-52013
My favorite part is how he goes on to say even if another team recreates Cincinnatis gameplan he thinks they'll lack the personal the Bengals have to fully execute it. This just shows how far we've came both coaching and talent wise.
Even if it was against probably the worst team in the NFL I was impressed
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - LebanonFan - 12-10-2015
This is an Onion article... all satire
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - CKwi88 - 12-10-2015
.......seriously?
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - Bengal Dude - 12-10-2015
I will say this about Pettine. This guy is clamoring for the end of the season. He looked completely checked out last week. Amazing what Cleveland can do to a person.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - McC - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 02:03 AM)TSwigZ Wrote: http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pettine-worried-bengals-gave-rest-league-blue-52013
My favorite part is how he goes on to say even if another team recreates Cincinnatis gameplan he thinks they'll lack the personal the Bengals have to fully execute it. This just shows how far we've came both coaching and talent wise.
Even if it was against probably the worst team in the NFL I was impressed
What he's really worried about is where he'll be working next year.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - Bengal Dude - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 05:23 PM)McC Wrote: What he's really worried about is where he'll be working next year.
I don't think he's worried at all. I believe he'd be happier unemployed than working for the Browns.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - Nately120 - 12-10-2015
So much win.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - Benton - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 05:23 PM)McC Wrote: What he's really worried about is where he'll be working next year.
If he's smart, his contract will make sure he gets a million or two when they invariably fire him for their incompetence. And a month later he'll wind up on another staff or heading a college program.
These days, there's no stigma for being a coach that got fired by that organization.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - clevelandsdad - 12-10-2015
God, this is perfect. Trashy Bengals fans strike again!
Disclaimer: I'm a Bengals fan
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - XenoMorph - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 05:31 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: I don't think he's worried at all. I believe he'd be happier unemployed than working for the Browns.
I believe the Saints are looking for a D Coordinator.... Which leads to a Rob Ryan reunion in cleveland lol j/k on the latter
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - McC - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 05:31 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: I don't think he's worried at all. I believe he'd be happier unemployed than working for the Browns.
You may have a point there.
They all think they can be the one when they get there and then leave thinking no one can be the one.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - reuben.ahmed - 12-10-2015
How come only 1 person noticed this is the effing onion and one questionable reply "seriously...?" about the same fact? lol wtf.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - wildcats forever - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 08:41 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: How come only 1 person noticed this is the effing onion and one questionable reply "seriously...?" about the same fact? lol wtf.
Sometimes it's funnier to watch The Onion's humor fly over a lot of heads here than the actual article itself
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - Johnny Cupcakes - 12-10-2015
The best part about the onion is watching people miss the satire. I didn't think that anyone had not heard of the onion now though...the suckers are becoming fewer and fewer.
Don't take it personal tswigz, I've seen folks fall for much worse. The anonymous kidney donor? My ex-girlfriend made a 10 paragraph post on Facebook about how stupid everyone was for not realizing the guy was a murderer, all while everyone was roasting her for not seeing the satire. It was bad.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - Johnny Cupcakes - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 09:27 PM)wildcats forever Wrote: Sometimes it's funnier to watch The Onion's humor fly over a lot of heads here than the actual article itself
It's always the funniest part about it.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - Se ky bengal - 12-11-2015
(12-10-2015, 10:11 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: The best part about the onion is watching people miss the satire. I didn't think that anyone had not heard of the onion now though...the suckers are becoming fewer and fewer.
Don't take it personal tswigz, I've seen folks fall for much worse. The anonymous kidney donor? My ex-girlfriend made a 10 paragraph post on Facebook about how stupid everyone was for not realizing the guy was a murderer, all while everyone was roasting her for not seeing the satire. It was bad.
You didn't tell her? Oh man I bet you was piling it on
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - yellowxdiscipline - 12-11-2015
When people take the Onion seriously its kinda one of those cringe moments...
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - EatonFan - 12-11-2015
(12-10-2015, 10:11 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: The best part about the onion is watching people miss the satire. I didn't think that anyone had not heard of the onion now though...the suckers are becoming fewer and fewer.
Don't take it personal tswigz, I've seen folks fall for much worse. The anonymous kidney donor? My ex-girlfriend made a 10 paragraph post on Facebook about how stupid everyone was for not realizing the guy was a murderer, all while everyone was roasting her for not seeing the satire. It was bad.
I think the onion should be shut down. It serves NO purpose other than to spread falsehoods which surprisingly stick. I just don't get why it even exists. I guess making fun of people is funny, but I've never thought so.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - LebanonFan - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 10:16 AM)EatonFan Wrote: I think the onion should be shut down. It serves NO purpose other than to spread falsehoods which surprisingly stick. I just don't get why it even exists. I guess making fun of people is funny, but I've never thought so.
Because sometimes the hilarity of satire is the clearest method of communicating a story. It's extremely effective.
RE: Mike Pettine Scared - yellowxdiscipline - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 10:16 AM)EatonFan Wrote: I think the onion should be shut down. It serves NO purpose other than to spread falsehoods which surprisingly stick. I just don't get why it even exists. I guess making fun of people is funny, but I've never thought so.
Its basically "The Daily Show" on a web page.... People find humor in it, so it exists..