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Will Arming them help? - pally - 12-19-2024
The buzz here in the Bengals locker room is Joe Burrow’s Xmas gift to the offensive line — custom Japanese Samurai *Katana* swords which date back to the 1600s.
— Charlie Clifford (@char_cliff) December 19, 2024
Karras, Brown Jr. & Co. pretty pumped about it.
Epic gift alert: Joe Burrow gifted his offensive linemen authentic Japanese Katana swords.
— Paul Dehner Jr. (@pauldehnerjr) December 19, 2024
They are all unique. Each sword comes with its own story, from certain towns or battles. He put them all in a room and had them pick theirs out.
“Joe does a great job at buying gifts…
RE: Will Arming them help? - SunsetBengal - 12-19-2024
The subliminal message might be "go old school on them, cut the legs from under them".
RE: Will Arming them help? - FormerlyBengalRugby - 12-19-2024
Were they out of seppuku knives?
RE: Will Arming them help? - Earendil - 12-19-2024
I have a Japanese koshi-nata that I use for cutting trees. It's technically an axe but shaped more like a machete. It's made very similar to how katanas are made and it's frickin' wicked. Getting real katanas would be awesome.
RE: Will Arming them help? - SunsetBengal - 12-19-2024
(12-19-2024, 06:39 PM)FormerlyBengalRugby Wrote: Were they out of seppuku knives?
I'll admit, I had to look that one up..
RE: Will Arming them help? - Awful Llama - 12-19-2024
(12-19-2024, 06:39 PM)FormerlyBengalRugby Wrote: Were they out of seppuku knives?
![[Image: 962660635-airplane_the_movie-25482.jpg]](https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/99/48/962660635-airplane_the_movie-25482.jpg)
RE: Will Arming them help? - StoneTheCrow - 12-19-2024
They don’t deserve much more than a toddlers plastic butter knife.
RE: Will Arming them help? - XsandOs - 12-19-2024
Sign three 450lb+ Mongolian Sumo wrestlers for our interior OL.
RE: Will Arming them help? - Isaac Curtis: The Real #85 - 12-19-2024
(12-19-2024, 06:39 PM)FormerlyBengalRugby Wrote: Were they out of seppuku knives?
And you have won the internet for today.
RE: Will Arming them help? - HarleyDog - 12-19-2024
(12-19-2024, 06:57 PM)Awful Llama Wrote:
HAHA. This was my first thought. He's trying to tell them, "Protect me, or die with honor!"
RE: Will Arming them help? - HarleyDog - 12-19-2024
(12-19-2024, 06:32 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: The subliminal message might be "go old school on them, cut the legs from under them".
I think he would get better results buying them authentic kamikaze headbands.
RE: Will Arming them help? - ochocincos - 12-19-2024
(12-19-2024, 06:32 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: The subliminal message might be "go old school on them, cut the legs from under them".
![[Image: giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952q99svfinfaym8qwe9s...y.gif&ct=g]](https://media1.giphy.com/media/l46CsyBPj9ajF9Y4M/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952q99svfinfaym8qwe9sbdj72d88zwxpqnkn6lpyjs&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
RE: Will Arming them help? - reuben.ahmed - 12-19-2024
give the DL something
RE: Will Arming them help? - SunsetBengal - 12-19-2024
(12-19-2024, 08:58 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: give the DL something
I think that you might not understand the custom of QBs getting their OL gifts, as a reward for their protection. Even though some of the PFF grades might not reflect it, this was Burrow's most protected year as a professional. I can't recall the exact numbers, but Ochocinco's posted it in another thread.
RE: Will Arming them help? - Bengalion - 12-19-2024
Batmobile... 1600s Katanas... Swimsuit models... Burrow's into some crazy stuff. A pity Bobby Hart and Michael Jordan aren't here to commit sepukku.
RE: Will Arming them help? - TheLeonardLeap - 12-19-2024
(12-19-2024, 09:38 PM)Bengalion Wrote: Batmobile... 1600s Katanas... Swimsuit models... Burrow's into some crazy stuff. A pity Bobby Hart and Michael Jordan aren't here to commit sepukku.
RE: Will Arming them help? - bfine32 - 12-20-2024
Here's Trent Brown's
![[Image: broken_sword_by_smakeupfx-2.jpg?fit=698%2C461&ssl=1]](https://i0.wp.com/gamingballistic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/broken_sword_by_smakeupfx-2.jpg?fit=698%2C461&ssl=1)
RE: Will Arming them help? - Nicomo Cosca - 12-20-2024
That’s probably one of the coolest OL gifts I’ve ever heard of.
RE: Will Arming them help? - bfine32 - 12-20-2024
A little more generous than Dan Marino:
RE: Will Arming them help? - pally - 12-20-2024
You do have to admit that he came up with something unique