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Cortana Picks Us To Win - BFritz21 - 01-07-2016

This is far from a certainty, but the Microsoft machine that picked the correct winner of every game in the World Cup, and went 8-3 in last year's playoffs, has picked us to beat the Steelers, and it's only a 53% certainty, but it's still nice to hear.

Quote:As we've noted throughout the regular season, the games in which Cortana and Vegas disagree tend to be the closest and most exciting.

I still think we have a much higher chance of winning with their running backs out, and I still think that Williams playing might actually help us by hurting his team, but things like this continue to build my confidence.

I'M GETTING AMPED-UP!


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - CageTheBengal - 01-07-2016

Is there a way someone can ask KITT from Knight Rider?

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RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - Ravage - 01-07-2016

(01-07-2016, 03:41 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: Is there a way someone can ask KITT from Knight Rider?

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Don't you know man? It's best not to hassle the Hoff!


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - Rattler - 01-07-2016

The curse has to end at some point. Ninja


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - eoxyod - 01-07-2016

(01-07-2016, 06:23 PM)Rattler Wrote: The curse has to end at some point.  Ninja

This is actually true. At this point it is more unlikely that we haven't won a playoff game even if we were the worst team in the playoffs every year. 


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - fredtoast - 01-07-2016

This makes sense to me. The main reason many people see the Steelers as favorites is past history. A computer would not give that any weight and instead just focus on what each team has this year.


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - TSwigZ - 01-07-2016

Idk I mean ask Jim Kelly his curse never ended


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - MrRager - 01-07-2016

(01-07-2016, 06:27 PM)eoxyod Wrote: This is actually true. At this point it is more unlikely that we haven't won a playoff game even if we were the worst team in the playoffs every year. 

You said this last year. 


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - SunsetBengal - 01-07-2016

Yep, Bodine gets a hernia attempting to block McLendon. In a miracle of moves, Whitworth takes over at Center, Ogbuihe takes over at LT, the Bengals absolutely dominate the Steelers front 7, Hill rushes for 239 with 5 TDs. McCarron is named game MVP for simply not screwing anything up...


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - fortyyearfan - 01-07-2016

(01-07-2016, 08:26 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Yep, Bodine gets a hernia attempting to block McLendon.  In a miracle of moves, Whitworth takes over at Center, Ogbuihe takes over at LT, the Bengals absolutely dominate the Steelers front 7, Hill rushes for 239 with 5 TDs.  McCarron is named game MVP for simply not screwing anything up...

Something a lot of you are not realizing,the stinkin stoolers will have a run game,those backups they have are beasts and are hard to bring down,just like the bus was.Believe me,they will have a run game.They have great confidence in those guys and believe me they will be hard to tackle.


Who ever takes care of the ball will win this one and believe me,with this rain,which is going to be a downpour,it could effect any team.I so hate games in bad weather,it limits the skills players ability to do their thing.I so want this one.I have been disappointed for 47 years.Do not want to wait any more.WHO-DEY ALL DAY.


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - eoxyod - 01-07-2016

(01-07-2016, 08:09 PM)MrRager Wrote: You said this last year. 

Exactly. We're bucking trends by *not* winning. It's basically like where the powerball is at a point where it's unlikely no one has won it yet


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - MrRager - 01-07-2016

(01-07-2016, 08:51 PM)eoxyod Wrote: Exactly. We're bucking trends by *not* winning. It's basically like where the powerball is at a point where it's unlikely no one has won it yet
Yeah, it was just disappointing to realize how incredibly tough it is to lose four in a row and six total. If it happens again...


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - The Real Deal - 01-07-2016

(01-07-2016, 08:51 PM)fortyyearfan Wrote: Something a lot of you are not realizing,the stinkin stoolers will have a run game,those backups they have are beasts and are hard to bring down,just like the bus was.Believe me,they will have a run game.They have great confidence in those guys and believe me they will be hard to tackle.


Who ever takes care of the ball will win this one and believe me,with this rain,which is going to be a downpour,it could effect any team.I so hate games in bad weather,it limits the skills players ability to do their thing.I so want this one.I have been disappointed for 47 years.Do not want to wait any more.WHO-DEY ALL DAY.

0k ok I believe you!!!


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - gobobro - 01-07-2016

(01-07-2016, 08:26 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Yep, Bodine gets a hernia attempting to block McLendon.  In a miracle of moves, Whitworth takes over at Center, Ogbuihe takes over at LT, the Bengals absolutely dominate the Steelers front 7, Hill rushes for 239 with 5 TDs.  McCarron is named game MVP for simply not screwing anything up...

I think you're joking, but I'll add my two cents to a freak Bodine injury. I think Boling or Zeitler would move to center, Whit would move to guard, and Ogbuehi would take LT.


RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - TheLeonardLeap - 01-07-2016

(01-07-2016, 03:41 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: Is there a way someone can ask KITT from Knight Rider?

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KITT? Psh... I asked a different computer if it could tell me the results of the game, but they told me they couldn't do that.

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RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - Awful Llama - 01-07-2016

What about the squid that predicted the World Cup? I wanna let him weigh in on this.

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RE: Cortana Picks Us To Win - Sovereign Nation - 01-08-2016

(01-07-2016, 11:21 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: What about the squid that predicted the World Cup?  I wanna let him weigh in on this.

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Looks like an octopus to me.  

Though what do I know about cephalopods.