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Mike Brown is so cheap....... - Lawless_1 - 06-05-2015
......I saw him walking down the street & asked him if he lost a shoe and he said no he just found one!
Much in the same vein as the "Keith Rivers don't kill people" thread on the old board I though we could do some "Yo Mama" jokes aimed at the #1 Bengals villain.
Any will do (old, ugly, fat, stupid, etc).
Go!
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - GreenCornBengal - 06-05-2015
Mike Brown is so old, I told him to act his own age and he died.
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - Yojimbo - 06-05-2015
Yay! The Match Game!
he pays his employees in ______.
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - orangeandblackblood - 06-05-2015
... he can't afford to pay attention.
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - StoneTheCrow - 06-05-2015
...he un-plys two ply.
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - Wyche'sWarrior - 06-05-2015
.....his ass squeaks when he walks.....
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - FuZZ - 06-05-2015
Mike Brown is so cheap he's going to make the fans sit on the floor in the club next season so he can give the Lumina a tune up.
http://team.nfl.com/PS!3RUiIRu7u0oFBgIAAAAGCgFICggxMTEwODQ1NwoKMTg1NDMxMzU3MQkAEoLlCgkxNzY2NDQwNTYF
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - Lqhybrid25 - 06-05-2015
Mike Brown so cheap he makes his daughter pay for employee parking
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - GodFather - 06-05-2015
Mike Brown is so cheap that he once told Dan Rooney it was too expensive to own a Super Bowl team. Wait we're supposed to be making jokes?!!?
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - wolfkaosaun - 06-05-2015
Mike Brown is so old he remembers the Great Depression and makes all his financial choices based on if the stock market ever crashes again. So he doesn't spend a lot of money on things sometimes.
I'm bad at jokes
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - XenoMorph - 06-05-2015
(06-05-2015, 04:40 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: Mike Brown is so old he remembers the Great Depression and makes all his financial choices based on if the stock market ever crashes again. So he doesn't spend a lot of money on things sometimes.
I'm bad at jokes
Mike brown is so cheap... He paid himself less than his kicker...
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - Nate (formerly eliminate08) - 06-05-2015
Mike Brown is so tight when he farts only dogs can hear it.
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - OSUfan - 06-05-2015
(06-05-2015, 01:47 AM)Lawless_1 Wrote: ......I saw him walking down the street & asked him if he lost a shoe and he said no he just found one!
Much in the same vein as the "Keith Rivers don't kill people" thread on the old board I though we could do some "Yo Mama" jokes aimed at the #1 Bengals villain.
Any will do (old, ugly, fat, stupid, etc).
Go!
The season cannot start soon enough.
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - Lawless_1 - 06-05-2015
(06-05-2015, 05:04 PM)OSUfan Wrote: The season cannot start soon enough.
And the reds are not helping.....
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - Rotobeast - 06-05-2015
It was mean of someone to do, but I laughed my butt off to the old Wikipedia entry where it stated "The electricity in PBS is generated by Paul Brown spinning in his grave.".
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - BengalsRocker - 06-06-2015
... his tightie whities are also his swim trunks... after wearing them inside out.
... he only allows game film to be recorded on a single VHS tape to be reused over and over again.
... he puts the Lumina in neutral and coasts going down hills.
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - Awful Llama - 06-06-2015
Mike Brown is so cheap, he wrestles squirrels for nuts.
RE: Mike Brown is so cheap....... - mallorian69 - 06-06-2015
Mike Brown is so tight if you put a lump of coal up his butt in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond.