Cincinnati Bengals Message Board / Forums - Home of Jungle Noise
Andy in a car wreck? ("Joke" Story - This didn't actually happen) - Printable Version

+- Cincinnati Bengals Message Board / Forums - Home of Jungle Noise (https://thebengalsboard.com)
+-- Forum: Cincinnati Bengals / NFL (https://thebengalsboard.com/forum-3.html)
+--- Forum: JUNGLE NOISE (https://thebengalsboard.com/forum-2.html)
+--- Thread: Andy in a car wreck? ("Joke" Story - This didn't actually happen) (/thread-5467.html)

Andy in a car wreck? ("Joke" Story - This didn't actually happen) - CINwillWIN - 03-06-2016

http://andy.dalton.globalassociatednews.com/news/athlete/critical_accident/Cincinnati/football

I can't find any other source for this. I wrote bengals.com for an accuracy post. Only been 30 minutes ago...but does not sound good for Andy.

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - bfine32 - 03-06-2016

(03-06-2016, 12:15 PM)CINwillWIN Wrote: http://andy.dalton.globalassociatednews.com/news/athlete/critical_accident/Cincinnati/football

I can't find any other source for this. I wrote bengals.com for an accuracy post. Only been 30 minutes ago...but does not sound good for Andy.

Read the bottom on of link.

about this web site. this is an entertainment website. This site has been providing smiles to millions of people since 1999 and is loved by countless celebrities who have a great sense of humor. This is a totally fake article based on zero truth and is a complete work of fiction for entertainment purposes! (FAKE... THIS STORY IS 100% FAKE!) This story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals or entity has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. 

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - CINwillWIN - 03-06-2016

That is messed up.

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - BoomerFan - 03-06-2016

Who pointed you towards it? Friend punking you? Cuz that is kind of...dark.

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - Nately120 - 03-06-2016

How can anyone find that entertaining? There isn't even anything remotely related to a joke in that article like "Andy Dalton severely breaks arm, Cleveland Browns seek to trade for him since he'd still be the best QB they've had in decades" etc.

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - CageTheBengal - 03-06-2016

I hate the internet sometimes. What an awful site.

Apparently someone being a severe car accident "brings smiles to millions of people". What a great sense of humor. Mellow

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - HarleyDog - 03-06-2016

I hate shit like this. Total garbage that serves no entertainment value at all.

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - Nately120 - 03-06-2016

(03-06-2016, 12:23 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: I hate the internet sometimes. What an awful site.

Apparently someone being a severe car accident "brings smiles to millions of people". What a great sense of humor. Mellow

There are so many ways to make it semi-funny and let people know it isn't real. 

Andy Dalton injured in Howdy Doody Cosplay, comes to mind.

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - CINwillWIN - 03-06-2016

It definitely did not bring joy to my heart...

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - leonardfan40 - 03-06-2016

You're not the first one to fall for it either, gets posted on Facebook. If you do a search there is at least one or two other threads on here with people asking about his wreck. I truly don't get why anyone thinks something like that is funny

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - CINwillWIN - 03-06-2016

(03-06-2016, 12:21 PM)BoomerFan Wrote: Who pointed you towards it? Friend punking you? Cuz that is kind of...dark.

Sadly it was the first thing on my Facebook feed when I checked it today. 
Terrible. 
I freaked out too fast. 

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - fredtoast - 03-06-2016

(03-06-2016, 12:23 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: I hate the internet sometimes. What an awful site.

Apparently someone being a severe car accident "brings smiles to millions of people". What a great sense of humor. Mellow

Cornerblitz would have loved it.

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - Shake n Blake - 03-06-2016

(03-06-2016, 12:23 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: I hate the internet sometimes. What an awful site.

Apparently someone being a severe car accident "brings smiles to millions of people". What a great sense of humor. Mellow

Right. I can find humor in a lot of things but a near fatal car accident? Oh man, that's hilarious.  

[Image: images%2Farticle%2F2016%2F02%2F09%2Fimag...L-Gtdr.gif]

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - jj22 - 03-06-2016

Well the headline and posted "link" gave me a good scare.

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - Atomic Orange - 03-06-2016

bout had a heart attack. thanks.

please modify or delete thread

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - GreenCornBengal - 03-06-2016

Lol wow, that was a very bland attempt at humor. Good thing you guys cleared this up before it became a problem. Thanks guys.

RE: Andy in a car wreck? - CINwillWIN - 03-06-2016

(03-06-2016, 01:50 PM)Atomic Orange Wrote: bout had a heart attack. thanks.

please modify or delete thread

I agree, please.

I don't want any traffic to that horrible website.