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"Would you like ketchup with that?" - Bengalzona - 04-06-2016

This just in from the Karma Department...

http://news4ktla.com/woman-slices-off-rapists-genitals-forces-eat-gunpoint/

Quote:Woman Slices Off Rapists Genitals, Forces Him To Eat It At Gunpoint

NEWS 4 – A gruesome scene unfolded in a Fayetteville, North Carolina neighborhood after a convicted child molester kidnapped a 19-year-old woman and took her back to his home and assaulted her. Kimberly Walt was walking home from her friends house on Sunday afternoon when she says she was approached by Robert Williams, a three-time convicted felon. Williams asked her if she wanted a ride to where ever she was going, Walt replied “No thank you.” That’s when she said Williams drove off, but when she turned the corner he jumped out of the bushes, grabbed her and threw her in his car.

Williams took Walt to his home where he proceeded to assault her for several hours. According to police reports, Williams fell asleep after drinking massive amounts of alcohol and Walt was able to untie herself. She then approached Williams, tied him up, and in a bit of rage, grabbed a knife and “castrated him.” Walt stated that he woke up screaming and yelling, as she walked over with his “parts” and toss them in the microwave. “I threw that bastards junk in the microwave, grab the plate, fork and a steak knife and cut it up like hot dogs,” said Walt and a recorded statement. “I grabbed a gun that he had left on the kitchen counter, walked over to him, and forced him to eat it. I have no remorse and I am not sorry. That bastard deserved it and he’s going to hell.”

According to Williams statement, he said he was afraid to die and complied with Walt’s “morbidly disgusting request.” Williams was transported to a local hospital, bandaged up, and booked into the Fayetteville County Jail. Due to the circumstances, Walt will not be charged with any crime. Some are even calling her a hero. “Now we don’t have to worry about that pervert doing this to anyone else,” said Donna who lives in the neighborhood. “If we castrated every child molester, we would never have this problem.”



RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - Tiger Teeth - 04-06-2016

Well, that puts a new spin on cuisine.


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - fredtoast - 04-06-2016

Totally fake.


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - Rotobeast - 04-06-2016

(04-06-2016, 11:06 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Totally fake.

That's what I was thinking.
She would still be charged , would she not ?


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - Bengalzona - 04-07-2016

(04-06-2016, 11:06 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Totally fake.

Yeah.

So?

What's your point?

Ninja


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - Vas Deferens - 04-07-2016

A1 please. Unless I can marinate in soy worsh and olive oil first. Ketchup is criminal.


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - fredtoast - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 12:36 AM)Vas Deferens Wrote: A1 please.   Unless I can marinate in soy worsh and olive oil first.  Ketchup is criminal.

Mmmmm.  .  .  shish cockbobs


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - coachmcneil71 - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 12:36 AM)Vas Deferens Wrote: A1 please.   Unless I can marinate in soy worsh and olive oil first.  Ketchup is criminal.
 
Well if we ever win a SB and all get together for a triumphant cookout, at least we will all know how you like your wiener served.
I'm proud of you for branching out and trying new things Vas. I mean you could have just ordered the tube steak smothered in underwear.

Ninja .... :jk:


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - Vas Deferens - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 01:38 AM)coachmcneil71 Wrote:  
Well if we ever win a SB and all get together for a triumphant cookout, at least we will all know how you like your wiener served.
I'm proud of you for branching out and trying new things Vas. I mean you could have just ordered the tube steak smothered in underwear.

Ninja .... :jk:

I left the ketchup meatloaf behind when I moved out of the trailer park.  Unlike some people around here.


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - Bengalzona - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 03:45 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: I left the ketchup meatloaf behind when I moved out of the trailer park.  Unlike some people around here.

Well... at last it's not Grey Poupon. ThumbsUp

[Image: Grey_Poupon.jpg]


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - CageTheBengal - 04-07-2016

What kind of weirdo thinks of this to put on the internet?


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - fredtoast - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 03:49 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: What kind of weirdo thinks of this to put on the internet?

Look at the other "stories" on the site.

Obviously someone with some sexual issues.


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - BengalsRocker - 04-07-2016

So what's the name of express button you press on the ol' microwave for that item?

You know like... Popcorn, Pizza, Soup, etc.


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - Bengalzona - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 03:49 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: What kind of weirdo thinks of this to put on the internet?

Probably the same kinda weirdo that reads it. Ninja


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - coachmcneil71 - 04-08-2016

(04-07-2016, 04:32 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Look at the other "stories" on the site.

Obviously someone with some sexual issues.

Hilarious Pot meet kettle! Fred, you've posted some Lulu's on here yourself.


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - Bengalzona - 04-08-2016

(04-08-2016, 02:44 AM)coachmcneil71 Wrote: Hilarious Pot meet kettle! Fred, you've posted some Lulu's on here yourself.

No, Fred is better than me. He killed a possum with a stick. I fought a raccoon with an M-16 and almost lost! Hilarious


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - XenoMorph - 04-08-2016

(04-07-2016, 03:48 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Well... at last it's not Grey Poupon. ThumbsUp

[Image: Grey_Poupon.jpg]

lol cause rich people ride around with hotdogs and no condiments.


RE: "Would you like ketchup with that?" - Bengal Dude - 04-08-2016

This story would've been believable if it was based in Florida.