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Random Thoughts - Millhouse - 10-05-2016
Wrong is spelled wrong in the dictionary.
RE: Random Thoughts - Tiger Teeth - 10-05-2016
(10-05-2016, 09:53 PM)Millhouse Wrote: Wrong is spelled wrong in the dictionary.
I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
RE: Random Thoughts - WeezyBengal - 10-06-2016
Say silk five times fast.
Silk
silk
silk
silk
silk
What do cows drink?
No, not milk you idiot! Water!
RE: Random Thoughts - Sabretooth - 10-06-2016
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways ?
Why is a womans' hairstyle called a " permanent " when it only lasts a few weeks ?
RE: Random Thoughts - Awful Llama - 10-07-2016
(10-06-2016, 10:12 AM)WeezyBengal Wrote: Say silk five times fast.
Silk
silk
silk
silk
silk
What do cows drink?
No, not milk you idiot! Water!
Not when they're eating brownies or chocolate cake, I bet.
RE: Random Thoughts - BengalsRocker - 10-07-2016
If a service animal poops... who picks it up?
RE: Random Thoughts - 6andcounting - 10-07-2016
How come low land gorillas grow to 600 pounds with 10 times the strength as humans eating nothing but celery, tree bark and berries?
RE: Random Thoughts - jason - 10-07-2016
(10-06-2016, 10:12 AM)WeezyBengal Wrote: Say silk five times fast.In the course of evolution/ natural selection, what in the world made us decide that drinking another species' milk was an ok thing?
Silk
silk
silk
silk
silk
What do cows drink?
No, not milk you idiot! Water!
It's ****** disgusting if you ask me.
On a side note; I do enjoy some other dairy products.
RE: Random Thoughts - StoneTheCrow - 10-07-2016
Judith Sheindlin will receive my write-in vote for the Presidency.
RE: Random Thoughts - BengalsRocker - 10-08-2016
(10-06-2016, 10:12 AM)WeezyBengal Wrote: Say silk five times fast.
Silk
silk
silk
silk
silk
What do cows drink?
No, not milk you idiot! Water!
What do baby cows drink then?
RE: Random Thoughts - jfkbengals - 10-08-2016
An escalator is the only thing I know of that can still be used while it is out of order...
RE: Random Thoughts - jason - 10-08-2016
(10-08-2016, 12:47 AM)jfkbengals Wrote: An escalator is the only thing I know of that can still be used while it is out of order...A broken clock is right twice a day.
RE: Random Thoughts - michaelsean - 10-10-2016
(10-07-2016, 11:29 PM)jason Wrote: In the course of evolution/ natural selection, what in the world made us decide that drinking another species' milk was an ok thing?
It's ****** disgusting if you ask me.
On a side note; I do enjoy some other dairy products.
Other animals will also drink it if they have access to it.
RE: Random Thoughts - jason - 10-10-2016
(10-10-2016, 11:53 AM)michaelsean Wrote: Other animals will also drink it if they have access to it.They should be ashamed of themselves.[emoji2]
RE: Random Thoughts - Millhouse - 10-10-2016
I once bought a 3 pack of Magnums to impress this girl at the checkout. But afterwards I realized if she went out with me, then my plan would backfired.
RE: Random Thoughts - Beaker - 10-10-2016
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RE: Random Thoughts - michaelsean - 10-12-2016
What does "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" actually mean?
RE: Random Thoughts - Tiger Teeth - 10-12-2016
(10-07-2016, 11:29 PM)jason Wrote: In the course of evolution/ natural selection, what in the world made us decide that drinking another species' milk was an ok thing?
It's ****** disgusting if you ask me.
On a side note; I do enjoy some other dairy products.
Or for that matter, what makes us eat a crap load of other species, let alone drink their milk?
RE: Random Thoughts - fredtoast - 10-14-2016
(10-07-2016, 11:29 PM)jason Wrote: In the course of evolution/ natural selection, what in the world made us decide that drinking another species' milk was an ok thing?
It was actually one of the best discoveries for humans. It provided a consistent source of protein and nutrients without all the trouble of hunting. Just like eating eggs instead of the bird. You can't live all winter on the meat from one chicken, but you can from eating the eggs.
RE: Random Thoughts - jason - 10-14-2016
(10-14-2016, 12:27 PM)fredtoast Wrote: It was actually one of the best discoveries for humans. It provided a consistent source of protein and nutrients without all the trouble of hunting. Just like eating eggs instead of the bird. You can't live all winter on the meat from one chicken, but you can from eating the eggs.We were once scavengers I guess. They say early humans lived off of bone marrow from carcasses. That stuff is fascinating when you take time to delve into it. I never took higher than 100 level anthropology class in college, but I loved it.