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Pick A Bengal - Bengalholic - 12-01-2016
Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:
Date your sister?
Go hunting/fishing with?
Have your back in a bar fight?
Workout at the gym with?
Help you move to a new house?
Work on your vehicle?
Arm wrestle against for money?
Party all night with?
Drive cross country with?
Give you fashion advice?
Watch your pet for a month?
Play Madden against?
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with?
Guard your house during a crime wave?
Do your taxes?
RE: Pick A Bengal - jason - 12-01-2016
Peko to date my sister.
I'd go fishing with Whit.
Nick Vigil would have my back in a bar fight.
Bodine would help me move.
I bet none if them are mechanics.
I'd arm wrestle Nugent.
I'd party all night with Pacman (scrip club y'all).
I'd drive cross country with Brandon LaFell, cause why not...
I take no fashion advice.
AJ McCarran can watch my pets... He's got nothing better to do.
I'd beat Carlos Dunlap's ass at Madden.
Hit the buffet with Geno.
Vontaze will be watching my house.
Vinny Rey can do my taxes... Make himself useful.
RE: Pick A Bengal - CageTheBengal - 12-01-2016
(12-01-2016, 07:17 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:
Date your sister?
AJ Green. Seems like an overall great guy.
Go hunting/fishing with?
Eifert seems like a cool dude who'd be into something like that.
Have your back in a bar fight?
Whit. I love when he gets in a defensive guys face for roughing up the QB
Workout at the gym with?
Burfict or Rey M. We'd probably blow it off.
Help you move to a new house?
Peko. He's got muscle and would probably have a good attitude.
Work on your vehicle?
I have no idea
Arm wrestle against for money?
Huber. He'd be the least likely to shatter my arm into pieces.
Party all night with?
Adam Jones.Probably Iloka.
Drive cross country with?
I'd travel with Gio.
Give you fashion advice?
Paul Alexander. Just so I could laugh when he tells me to buy sweatsuits in bulk.
Watch your pet for a month?
Dalton.
Play Madden against?
Aj McCarron
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with?
Dunlap cause idk.
Guard your house during a crime wave?
Atkins easily.
Do your taxes?
Vincent Rey seems like a bright guy.
RE: Pick A Bengal - TheLeonardLeap - 12-01-2016
(12-01-2016, 07:17 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:
Date your sister? Assuming they're all single in this scenario, Gio. Dude already drove around a minivan. Don't know what else you need to know for family man.
Go hunting/fishing with? Nugent. Just two men way out in the woods with shotguns and no witnesses....nah, but probably Eifert, isn't he a hunter?
Have your back in a bar fight? Burfict, dude seems like he could beast a fight.
Workout at the gym with? Atkins, though he'd no doubt make me feel terrible about myself with his work ethic in the weight room.
Help you move to a new house? Hunt, he can put in new lightbulbs without me needing to get a ladder.
Work on your vehicle? Whit seems like a guy who would know how to fix some car stuff.
Arm wrestle against for money? Kevin Huber. Punter. Nuff said.
Party all night with? Burfict, which is why he had to have my back in that previous bar fight.
Drive cross country with? AJ Green has some awfully nice cars.
Give you fashion advice? AJ Green is always pretty sharply dressed.
Watch your pet for a month? Whit has a bunch of children to play with a pet.
Play Madden against? Adam Jones, because I feel like he'd talk some hilarious smack win or lose.
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Peko, because I want to see how much he could destroy in one sitting.
Guard your house during a crime wave? Burfict, because after we partied all night and got in a bar fight, we're already primed for a fight.
Do your taxes? Michael Johnson, he just recently got his degree in business administration. Not sure if that translates, but at least it's better than a sociology or something degree.
RE: Pick A Bengal - Awful Llama - 12-01-2016
I'm struck by how many of these answers would be Whit. Not all of them, certainly, but many. I don't hunt or fish, and if I wanted fashion advice, AJG would be the one to ask.
RE: Pick A Bengal - jason - 12-01-2016
Yeah. I picked Vigil to get my back for comedic purposes, but in reality I'd go Burfict. That article on NFL.com about him sold me. Dude grew up fighting the Vatos Locos...
RE: Pick A Bengal - Nicomo Cosca - 12-01-2016
Date your sister? Dalton- He's devoted as hell, look at his rubber wedding ring
Go hunting/fishing with? Eifert- seems like a good choice
Have your back in a bar fight? Burfict- has been fighting and scrapping all his life
Workout at the gym with? Green- just want to work out with best player on team
Help you move to a new house? Whitworth- big and strong
Work on your vehicle? Gio- probably had to fix the van a time or two
Arm wrestle against for money?Nugent- probably one of the only guys I could beat
Party all night with? Pacman- he sure has enough practice
Drive cross country with? Huber- he's from Cincy we'd probably have a lot to talk about
Give you fashion advice? McCarron- he got K Webb he must be doing something right
Watch your pet for a month? Zeitler- random pick
Play Madden against? Hunt- they probably don't have video games in Estonia so I could beat him easily
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Peko- no explanation needed
Guard your house during a crime wave? Geno- he's a bamf
Do your taxes? Hewitt- went to Stanford mus be pretty smart
RE: Pick A Bengal - bfine32 - 12-01-2016
(12-01-2016, 07:17 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:
Date your sister?
McCarron, but only if he lets me date his mom
Go hunting/fishing with?
WJIII, seems country as hell
Have your back in a bar fight?
Rey Maualuga, didn't he take some Martial Arts a couple years back, plus it's a bar.
Workout at the gym with?
Dre Kirkpatrick, we'd have to add the weight for him
Help you move to a new house?
Margus Hunt, he can reach all the top shelves
Work on your vehicle?
Nugent can detail it and then get no tip
Arm wrestle against for money?
Dre Kirkpatrick
Party all night with?
Rex Burkhead, he's my homeboy
Drive cross country with?
Marvin Lewis
Give you fashion advice?
AJ McCarron, hell look what it got him
Watch your pet for a month?
Andy Dalton, seems trustworthy
Play Madden against?
AJ Green, why not?
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with?
Geno Atkins, probably can eat
Guard your house during a crime wave?
Adam Jones, he'd cap a fool
Do your taxes?
Eric Winston, dude is a finance Major
Feel free to copy
RE: Pick A Bengal - Yojimbo - 12-01-2016
(12-01-2016, 07:17 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:
Date your sister? Eifert
Go hunting/fishing with? Whit
Have your back in a bar fight? Clarke
Workout at the gym with? Geno
Help you move to a new house? Bodice
Work on your vehicle? Burkhead
Arm wrestle against for money? Nugent
Party all night with? Shaw
Drive cross country with? Gio
Give you fashion advice? Dunlap
Watch your pet for a month? Dalton
Play Madden against? Hill
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Peko
Guard your house during a crime wave? Tez
Do your taxes? Huber
RE: Pick A Bengal - BengalsRocker - 12-01-2016
Date your sister? Dunlap. Seems like an all around good guy.
Go hunting/fishing with? Zeitler. Being a Wisconsin guy probably really knows how to hunt and fish.
Have your back in a bar fight? Hunt. I want him to actually say "I Will Break You" to someone.
Workout at the gym with? Tez. He's lifting eating utensils as weights. I think I could manage.
Help you move? Gio. He's such a nice guy, I think I could talk him into picking me up at the airport as well.
Work on your vehicle? AJ Green. Hoping that he says "F it" and gives me one of his out of pity.
Arm wrestle against for money? Nugent. I might have a 50/50 shot.
Party all night with? Dalton. I wanna see him go uncharacteristically wild. Like "Wayne Brady B*tch!!"
Drive cross country with?Michael Johnson. I'd open the sunroof so he could stick his long giraffe neck out the top.
Give you fashion advice? Hewitt. He could let me try on his bitchin' suede Bon Jovi tasseled jacket.
Watch your pet for a month? Burkhead. He looks out for the little people... my pets are my little peeps.
Play Madden against? AJ Macaroni. I want him to use the Bengals and see if he subs himself in for Dalton.
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Dre K. Sometimes those skinny dudes can eat like a mofo.
Guard your house during a crime wave? Geno. He would crack some skulls.
Do your taxes? Peerman. He could pray for me as well.
RE: Pick A Bengal - jason - 12-02-2016
A lot of people, myself included, picked Mike Nugent to arm wrestle. Just a word of caution. I used to hang out with a former kicker from Bowling Green. He's built lean and wiry like I am. That dude would routinely beat much bigger guys arm wrestling. I'm not saying some of you couldn't beat Nuge ( you could probably give him a run for his money at PATs), but I'm not sure it would be all that easy.
RE: Pick A Bengal - Millhouse - 12-02-2016
Date your sister? I dont have a sister
Go hunting/fishing with? I dont fish or hunt
Have your back in a bar fight? I dont get in bar fights
Workout at the gym with? What is workout?
Help you move to a new house? Zeitler cause he is strong
Work on your vehicle? Hewitt. With that hairdo he has to know about cars
Arm wrestle against for money? Huber
Party all night with? Jerome Simpson (exbengal but I dont care)
Drive cross country with? Jerome Simpson
Give you fashion advice? McCarron
Watch your pet for a month? Peko cause he has kids that help out.
Play Madden against? AJ
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Whit
Guard your house during a crime wave? Burfict
Do your taxes? Mike Brown
RE: Pick A Bengal - RagnarLothbrok - 12-02-2016
Date your sister?
Andy Dalton. Dude is the nicest and most respectful guy in the league. Just an all around great guy.
Go hunting/fishing with?
AJ McCarron. I believe he likes to hunt/fish. I also like to hunt/fish. Maybe he likes me enough that I could meet the wife?
Have your back in a bar fight?
Burfict. I have a feeling he would be beneficial in a bar fight.
Workout at the gym with?
Jeremy Hill. I feel like he is a beast and would be good to work out with.
Help you move to a new house?
Geno Atkins. He would make moving furniture easy.
Work on your vehicle?
I feel like no one is trust worthy enough to work on my vehicles.
Arm wrestle against for money?
As previously stated, Mike Nugent. If I had any chance of winning it would be against him.
Party all night with?
Also as previously stated, Pacman. But I would sub in DreK in there as well.
Drive cross country with?
Giovanni Bernard. He probably doesn't smell. Thats the big thing. He is an interesting guy, but most importantly, I believe he is the type who takes hygiene very seriously.
Give you fashion advice?
AJ Green is a pretty fashionable dude. I'd probably look his way.
Watch your pet for a month?
Tyler Eifert. He just seems like the type of guy you'd want watching your dog or feeding your fish for a month.
Play Madden against?
George Iloka. I feel like he would be a big talker and fun to play against.
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with?
I think I'd choose Peko. I feel like he is the biggest eater on the team (sadly Andre Smith is gone). I'd just like to see how much the human body is capable of eating.
Guard your house during a crime wave?
Kevin Zeitler. He is a great guard and I feel like he is an intimidating guy.
Do your taxes?
Michael Johnson hands down. I know he is a real academic, particularly with business.
RE: Pick A Bengal - BleedNOrange - 12-02-2016
Date my sister?
Are we allowed to picked coaches? If so, I'm picking Ken Zampese. He's have the least chance of scoring.