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IT Help Desk Problem Request
The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her partner) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself.
The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!
The query:

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

The response (that came weeks later out of the blue):

Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck!

[HarleyDog]

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[Stewy]

(04-24-2021, 10:01 AM)HarleyDog Wrote:

When they make me LOL - they get the rep

You'd get more rep, but because so much of what you post comes from the chive that by the time you post it, I've already seen it.  

[HarleyDog]

(04-24-2021, 12:21 PM)Stewy Wrote: When they make me LOL - they get the rep

You'd get more rep, but because so much of what you post comes from the chive that by the time you post it, I've already seen it.  

I used to go to dumpaday and get my chuckle. Then I found thechive and quickly realized dumpaday was just chive reposts. I tried 9gag but that site didn’t appear safe and my iPad acted weird after. I need a few good sites if you have any. Tried a few Reddit rooms but they were so-so.

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(04-28-2021, 08:40 AM)masonbengals fan Wrote:

They also made great weapons to beat the shit out of your step dad after he got drunk and punched you in the face. The cord came in handy too. 

[need2mellowout]

(04-28-2021, 08:40 AM)masonbengals fan Wrote:

When I think back, one of my favorite technological achievements was the longer cord. Our phone was in the kitchen & I could talk in private in my bedroom with the longer cord.

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