The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread

[*Nately120*]

(08-26-2021, 02:35 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Look...

You don't come into my thread, telling me what his nickname will be. His nickname will be what the populace wants it to be and when it's deemed, as i said earlier, it will be legally binding in 42 states, 10 Canadian Provinces and 2 territories. 

Ad hoc, ipso facto ergo et cetera. E pluribus unum. 

Good day sir!

Any nickname he has that doesn't take advantage of KICK rhyming with Mc is doomed to fail.  May as well just call him Fat Randy and get on with things. 

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-26-2021, 02:36 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Any nickname he has that doesn't take advantage of KICK rhyming with Mc is doomed to fail.  May as well just call him Fat Randy and get on with things. 

Does "wrong way" rhyme with either Alan or Page? Dude is in the frikin' Hall of Fame.

GTFOhere

[*Nately120*]

(08-26-2021, 02:40 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Does "wrong way" rhyme with either Alan or Page? Dude is in the frikin' Hall of Fame.

GTFOhere

You know my nickname of KickFearsome is KickFearsomely good.  All the kids are going to be saying it soon.  Get on the trolley. 

[*rfaulk34*]

Rhyming nicknames were made popular by Chris Berman and they're lazy and gay. 

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-26-2021, 02:42 PM)Nately120 Wrote: You know my nickname of KickFearsome is KickFearsomely good.  All the kids are going to be saying it soon.  Get on the trolley. 

I'm not saying it's not good. I like it. I'm just saying you can't come in here and anoint it. 

Only i can do that. 

[*Nately120*]

(08-26-2021, 02:46 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I'm not saying it's not good. I like it. I'm just saying you can't come in here and anoint it. 

Only i can do that. 

You're just blown away by my nickname confidence and swagger. 

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-26-2021, 02:42 PM)Nately120 Wrote: You know my nickname of KickFearsome is KickFearsomely good.  All the kids are going to be saying it soon.  Get on the trolley. 

And, if you don't ***OFFICIALLY*** post it as your pick from the PHASE 1 portion of the thread, it won't go in the poll and it will never happen. 

[*Nately120*]

(08-26-2021, 02:48 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: And, if you don't ***OFFICIALLY*** post it as your pick from the PHASE 1 portion of the thread, it won't go in the poll and it will never happen. 

I posted it and you said you liked it, damn it.  At least I think it was you.

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-26-2021, 02:50 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I posted it and you said you liked it, damn it.  At least I think it was you.

I don't think you understand how ***OFFICIAL*** works... 

[Frank Booth]

I’m just gonna call him mcpherson tbh

[*Nately120*]

(08-26-2021, 02:54 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I don't think you understand how ***OFFICIAL*** works... 

That is just what my high school sweetheart said when she found me hitting on her friends, now that you mention it.

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-26-2021, 03:04 PM)Frank Booth Wrote: I’m just gonna call him mcpherson tbh

Copy that. 

I translate that as you being in ***OFFICIALLY*** with

Legs Benedict

Big Foot

[Emeritus]

Evan Lucky

Because its timeless

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-26-2021, 03:16 PM)Emeritus Wrote:



Because its timeless

Nope. Discarded.

It's not on the ***OFFICIAL*** Evan McPherson PHASE 1 nickname nominee list. 

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

McMoney
Mark it 3

[BengalsRocker]

Sir Kicks-a-lot

"I like big kicks and I cannot lie"

[BengalsRocker]

(08-26-2021, 02:36 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Any nickname he has that doesn't take advantage of KICK rhyming with Mc is doomed to fail.  May as well just call him Fat Randy and get on with things. 

or Non-Fat Randy

[BengalsRocker]

(08-26-2021, 02:43 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Rhyming nicknames were made popular by Chris Berman and they're lazy and gay. 

You're right.

We need something manly like.

"Steely-eyed Dream Crusher"

[BengalsRocker]

Howz about "The Meter Reader"?

[Nicomo Cosca]

rfaulk reading through this thread right now…