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#1
11-12-2015, 07:17 PM
My penis burns when I get into a pissing contest.


Should I see a doctor?
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11-12-2015, 07:27 PM
Drink more water. Or a see a shrink, which should help the amount of contests you enter. Best of luck and hoping to a speedy recovery.
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11-12-2015, 08:38 PM
Maybe you have athletes foot on your penis............
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11-12-2015, 09:56 PM
(11-12-2015, 08:38 PM)crispy Wrote: Maybe you have athletes foot on your penis............

BOOM !

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11-12-2015, 10:03 PM
No you should be the first ice sculptor who uses his own burning piss to create lovely art pieces. 

Perhaps a wedding feature.

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What a lucky couple to have a Fred piss sculpture.
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11-13-2015, 10:40 AM
Thinking about fred's penis and his burning piss made me throw up in my mouth a little. Sick
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11-13-2015, 04:15 PM
Quit banging little Eastern European boys.
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11-13-2015, 05:13 PM
Are you leaving a discharge on your trousers?
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11-13-2015, 05:17 PM
i would suggest retiring from the pissing contest circuit.
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11-18-2015, 04:13 AM
(11-12-2015, 07:17 PM)fredtoast Wrote: My penis burns when I get into a pissing contest.


Should I see a doctor?

Maybe your penis is just really competitive and it ignited a fire inside to win...
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11-18-2015, 11:22 AM
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11-18-2015, 01:41 PM
(11-12-2015, 07:17 PM)fredtoast Wrote: My penis burns when I get into a pissing contest.


Should I see a doctor?

you should mention it to him when you go in for your weekly prostate exam while singing a round of "Moon River"
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#13
11-22-2015, 09:03 PM
Yes.

A burning sensation in your penis will not cause the doctor to be invisible. That would be a symptom of eye trouble.
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11-22-2015, 09:07 PM
(11-13-2015, 05:13 PM)jason Wrote: Are you leaving a discharge on your trousers?

No.

Not on my trousers.
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