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Titan The **** Up!
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Hey Bengal fans!

I am happy that you guys made the playoffs. I mean here's a fun fact: There were roughly 100,000 actual bengal tigers alive the same year the Bengals won their last playoff game

No but honestly...


The last time the Cincinnati Bengals won a playoff game..
  • 1. The Cleveland Browns beat the New England Patriots in the Wild Card round in the playoffs. 
  • 2. 5 new Star Wars films have been released.
  • 3. The Internet being accessed to the Public for the 1st time 
  • 4. The Moon Landing mission being historically closer to the year 2017.
Good luck to you guys.

And as always. Go Titans


#titanup
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You act like we don't know it's been a long time? WTF? Very smug post and I hope you regret making it tomorrow. But for the context of the message, I will move this to Smack Talk.

Edit: already is in smack talk. I've only had 2 beers. WTF?
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(01-21-2022, 08:27 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: You act like we don't know it's been a long time? WTF? Very smug post and I hope you regret making it tomorrow. But for the context of the message, I will move this to Smack Talk.

Edit: already is in smack talk. I've only had 2 beers. WTF?

So you are a drunk too?

Cant blame you bud, all them stressful years as a Bengal fan....
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(01-21-2022, 08:19 PM)Titan4life Wrote: Hey Bengal fans!

I am happy that you guys made the playoffs. I mean here's a fun fact: There were roughly 100,000 actual bengal tigers alive the same year the Bengals won their last playoff game

No but honestly...


The last time the Cincinnati Bengals won a playoff game..
  • 1. The Cleveland Browns beat the New England Patriots in the Wild Card round in the playoffs. 
  • 2. 5 new Star Wars films have been released.
  • 3. The Internet being accessed to the Public for the 1st time 
  • 4. The Moon Landing mission being historically closer to the year 2017.
Good luck to you guys.

And as always. Go Titans


#titanup

This post would have been relevant a week ago. 

I hope your team footballs better than you smack. Mellow





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(01-21-2022, 09:05 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: This post would have been relevant a week ago. 

I hope your team footballs better than you smack. Mellow

Are you nervous?
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(01-21-2022, 09:16 PM)Titan4life Wrote: Are you nervous?

Were so nervous our FO is trying to find ways to keep opposing teams fans from attending games. LOL What a coward move. We're gonna walk in there with swagger as your attendants hand out Titan logo'd Depends to your fanbase like bobblehead dolls. 
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(01-21-2022, 08:44 PM)Titan4life Wrote: So you are a drunk too?

Cant blame you bud, all them stressful years as a Bengal fan....

You'd better be stressed, over the lackluster quality of that Titans' secondary..   Cool
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(01-21-2022, 09:28 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: You'd better be stressed, over the lackluster quality of that Titans' secondary..   Cool

The secondary isnt as bad as you think.

We can pressure with 4 guys anyway
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(01-21-2022, 09:29 PM)Titan4life Wrote: The secondary isnt as bad as you think.

We can pressure with 4 guys anyway

Don't let their appearance of being adequate fool you, the front four did all of their work for them.  Joey B works best under pressure, and he's going to expose every weakness that secondary has, and put it on full display in front of a National audience.

Thanks for coming to thebengalsboard.com, I hope you didn't attempt to profit by selling your tickets to one of the legion of rabid Bengals fans. Mellow
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(01-21-2022, 09:47 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Don't let their appearance of being adequate fool you, the front four did all of their work for them.  Joey B works best under pressure, and he's going to expose every weakness that secondary has, and put it on full display in front of a National audience.

Thanks for coming to thebengalsboard.com, I hope you didn't attempt to profit by selling your tickets to one of the legion of rabid Bengals fans. Mellow
https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1484689841996587009?s=20
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(01-21-2022, 10:06 PM)Titan4life Wrote: https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1484689841996587009?s=20

I just called Molly and she said "Help Me?" You want to explain? 
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(01-21-2022, 10:06 PM)Titan4life Wrote: https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1484689841996587009?s=20

Wow, it seems that you and the entire O'Doyle clan are headed for a huuge letdown..
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(01-21-2022, 10:11 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I just called Molly and she said "Help Me?" 
You should really do some self reflection on the merits of your argument
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I've been away so long bumbfuck Tennessee has internet now. Wow.
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(01-21-2022, 09:16 PM)Titan4life Wrote: Are you nervous?

No. I don't get nervous.

Nervous is pointing out old news.





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(01-21-2022, 10:17 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Wow, it seems that you and the entire O'Doyle clan are headed for a huuge letdown..


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(01-21-2022, 08:19 PM)Titan4life Wrote: Hey Bengal fans!

I am happy that you guys made the playoffs. I mean here's a fun fact: There were roughly 100,000 actual bengal tigers alive the same year the Bengals won their last playoff game

No but honestly...


The last time the Cincinnati Bengals won a playoff game..
  • 1. The Cleveland Browns beat the New England Patriots in the Wild Card round in the playoffs. 
  • 2. 5 new Star Wars films have been released.
  • 3. The Internet being accessed to the Public for the 1st time 
  • 4. The Moon Landing mission being historically closer to the year 2017.
Good luck to you guys.

And as always. Go Titans


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#WhoDey
#RuleTheJungle
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(01-22-2022, 09:33 PM)Interceptor Wrote: #oldnewscanlickmysaltyballs

Hey, don't ruin it for him. His trash can lid satellite still has him watching the 2nd quarter.
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At least he tried smack. I give him an A for effort. Subtle, backhanded smack. That’s new.
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(01-22-2022, 09:34 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Hey, don't ruin it for him. His trash can lid satellite still has him watching the 2nd quarter.

Congrats bungholes fans!

But we beat ourselves more than you guys.

Either way your getting destroyed by the bills or the chiefs.

Good luck!
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