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I was reading some of the misery on the Browns board today regarding Johnny Fartball's latest setback and one of them mentioned losing out for Goff. He said it was "f***ing off for Goff." This reminded me of other goofy terms people come up with for losing out and getting the top pick QB, and made me want to make up more, especially for those who existed before the days of stupid internet message boards. It's also a hoot when people talk about tanking for the #1 QB pick and the guy doesn't go #1 at all, like Teddy Bridgewater. Anywho, let's see....and feel free to add your own crapstastic ones!
2014 - Be Shameless for Jameis or Not Care One Iota for Mariotta
2013 - Come up Short for Bort
2007 - Play Like Crap for JaMarcus, Get Crappier Anyhow
2005 - Play Like the 1912 Dodgers for Rodgers (yea I know Alex Smith went #1)
1993 - Play Like Poo for Drew
1971 - Play Like Junkett for Plunkett
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"Suck for Luck" or if you just miss out that year..."Wiffin' for Griffen"
"Sham for Cam"
"Blow for Tebow" (he didn't go first, but still kind of funny)
"Quit trying for Ryan"
"Panning for Manning"
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Playing Like Dingleberries for Terry (Bradshaw)
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Punching yourself in the balls for Akili.
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Play like we have downy for Clowney.
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(11-24-2015, 07:05 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I was reading some of the misery on the Browns board today regarding Johnny Fartball's latest setback and one of them mentioned losing out for Goff. He said it was "f***ing off for Goff." This reminded me of other goofy terms people come up with for losing out and getting the top pick QB, and made me want to make up more, especially for those who existed before the days of stupid internet message boards. It's also a hoot when people talk about tanking for the #1 QB pick and the guy doesn't go #1 at all, like Teddy Bridgewater. Anywho, let's see....and feel free to add your own crapstastic ones!
2014 - Be Shameless for Jameis or Not Care One Iota for Mariotta
2013 - Come up Short for Bort
2007 - Play Like Crap for JaMarcus, Get Crappier Anyhow
2005 - Play Like the 1912 Dodgers for Rodgers (yea I know Alex Smith went #1)
1993 - Play Like Poo for Drew
1971 - Play Like Junkett for Plunkett
1961- Play like less of a man for Fran?
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(11-24-2015, 10:24 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Play like we have downy for Clowney.
Freakin steelers fans.... :angry:
QUARTERBACKS!!!
This is why we can never have nice things!!!!!!
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2003 - Play badder then Jeffrey Dahmer for Carson Palmer?
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(11-24-2015, 10:33 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Freakin steelers fans.... :angry:
QUARTERBACKS!!!
This is why we can never have nice things!!!!!!
To be fair he was talking about Big Ben
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(11-25-2015, 02:00 AM)bfine32 Wrote: To be fair he was talking about Big Ben
Now it makes perfect sense.
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1982 - Play Like Farts for Schlichter, Art
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Jam your face in the Futon, for Newton
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Push your wife into a donkey show, for Bledsoe
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Suck dick for Vick.
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Stank like slaughterhouse beef for Leaf
Play super badford for stupid Sam Bradford
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Suck on dees for Mr. Brees
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In 1983 the Jets ceased their flyin' for Ken O'Brien when they really should have been playin crappier than SPAM for Marino, Dan.
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