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[SunsetBengal]

[JustWinBaby]

(06-01-2015, 07:47 PM)Devils Advocate Wrote:

Is this a fail or win ...and for whom?

The Klan photobombed some bangers....that's strong.

[SunsetBengal]

[Bengalzona]

[Beaker]

[Interceptor]

[JustWinBaby]

(06-07-2015, 03:13 PM)Beaker Wrote:

You can almost see the wheels turning "I don't know, Bob, does that look right to you?"

[SunsetBengal]

[Westwood Bengal]

[Tiger Teeth]

[GodFather]

[Bengalzona]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can’t see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: “Can you see me now?” The four men answer: “Yes.” “Oui.” “Si.” “Ja.”

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A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight.

 
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn't.
 
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
 
After becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow more leg room to get on the first step of the bus.
 
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus,
 
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
 
The Texan smiled and drawled "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we were friends.

[SunsetBengal]

[SunsetBengal]

[Bengalzona]

Er. What?

Guess he doesn't worry about rain, eh.

[SunsetBengal]

[SunsetBengal]

[Interceptor]

(06-10-2015, 07:31 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote:

[Bengal Dude]

(06-09-2015, 07:58 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote:

This picture takes me back to college. There was a well know strip club about 40 minutes from campus, just past the Idaho state line. The club would run want ads in our school paper. They would just say that they were looking for bartenders. I went once with a few guys. Best story of the night was one of the guys got a dance from a high school senior.