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[*rfaulk34*]

(10-10-2023, 03:08 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote:

5 and 0 beeeaaaatches!

Your foundation is made of sand, kitty kat. 

If i had played the players you did, when you did, with what i scored that week, i'd be 4-1. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 5-0 is that i put Pickens in my lineup this past week and took the RB from Carolina out but forgot to hit the submit button. I thought i had Pickens in all weekend and took particular joy in his last second TD, knowing it gave me points (allegedly  )

If i played you head to head each week with what we scored, i'd be 3-2 against you. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 4-1 is the same reason above. 

Once again, luckily for you, when we play, i will have both of my starting WRs on bye. 

[Tiger Teeth]

(10-10-2023, 04:45 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Your foundation is made of sand, kitty kat. 

If i had played the players you did, when you did, with what i scored that week, i'd be 4-1. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 5-0 is that i put Pickens in my lineup this past week and took the RB from Carolina out but forgot to hit the submit button. I thought i had Pickens in all weekend and took particular joy in his last second TD, knowing it gave me points (allegedly  )

If i played you head to head each week with what we scored, i'd be 3-2 against you. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 4-1 is the same reason above. 

Once again, luckily for you, when we play, i will have both of my starting WRs on bye. 

Do you still love me though?  

[Tiger Teeth]

(10-10-2023, 04:45 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Your foundation is made of sand, kitty kat. 

If i had played the players you did, when you did, with what i scored that week, i'd be 4-1. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 5-0 is that i put Pickens in my lineup this past week and took the RB from Carolina out but forgot to hit the submit button. I thought i had Pickens in all weekend and took particular joy in his last second TD, knowing it gave me points (allegedly  )

If i played you head to head each week with what we scored, i'd be 3-2 against you. The only thing that would have prevented me from being 4-1 is the same reason above. 

Once again, luckily for you, when we play, i will have both of my starting WRs on bye. 

Blah, blah, blah.  I'll eat your brain.  Told you all this is MY year.  LEAVE or be crushed.  And the smack in here is stooooooopid.  Kumbayah MF'ers.  Reads like an old men's rest home in here!  YOU ARE ALL WEAK AND PATHETIC!  MINE!

[Tiger Teeth]

This is easier than when I joined Pee Wee Football.

[BobJones4980]

(10-11-2023, 06:26 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: This is easier than when I joined Pee Wee Football.

Well I mean when you got 344 PA after 5 weeks I bet it does feel easy, your opponents aren't even averaging 70 points a game. It would be sad if your weren't 5-0  

[*rfaulk34*]

(10-11-2023, 06:26 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: This is easier than when I joined Pee Wee Football.

Well...a grown man playing Pee Wee Football should dominate!

[*bfine32*]

(10-11-2023, 06:26 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: This is easier than when I joined Pee Wee Football.

I see it's time for the Old Bull and Young Bull parable. 

[TecmoBengals]

(10-11-2023, 12:58 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Well...a grown man playing Pee Wee Football should dominate!

I've chewed on your statement and decided I disagree. I'm in my 40s and kids run circles around me. I think the kiddos would school me on the field. Sure, I might be able to tackle hard if I can even get to the kid with the ball.

[*rfaulk34*]

(10-12-2023, 10:43 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: I've chewed on your statement and decided I disagree. I'm in my 40s and kids run circles around me. I think the kiddos would school me on the field. Sure, I might be able to tackle hard if I can even get to the kid with the ball.

I'm 57 and i can promise you that i would still be able to destroy a bunch of snot-nosed kids. 

[Johnny Cupcakes]

(10-10-2023, 12:17 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: I apparently beat Johnny's Cupcakes by .30 points.

[HarleyDog]

(10-12-2023, 11:21 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I'm 57 and i can promise you that i would still be able to destroy a bunch of snot-nosed kids. 

[*rfaulk34*]

(10-12-2023, 01:00 PM)HarleyDog Wrote:

Dammit, Harley. I'm a physical freak of nature. The wife called me Benjamin Button the other day. 

I put this pergola up in two weekends. By myself.



I could def handle a bunch of stupid little poopy-pants kids. 

[HarleyDog]

(10-13-2023, 11:11 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Dammit, Harley. I'm a physical freak of nature. The wife called me Benjamin Button the other day. 

I put this pergola up in two weekends. By myself.



I could def handle a bunch of stupid little poopy-pants kids. 

Maybe. But there's strength in numbers. Ever watched the movie Gremlins, or Ewoks in Star Wars? Little bastards.

[BobJones4980]

(10-12-2023, 11:21 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I'm 57 and i can promise you that i would still be able to destroy a bunch of snot-nosed kids. 

(10-13-2023, 12:15 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Maybe. But there's strength in numbers. Ever watched the movie Gremlins, or Ewoks in Star Wars? Little bastards.

Found footage of rfaulk34 :

[*rfaulk34*]

(10-13-2023, 12:15 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Maybe. But there's strength in numbers. Ever watched the movie Gremlins, or Ewoks in Star Wars? Little bastards.

Shit. I didn't think of the gang up. Ok, i'm out.

[*rfaulk34*]

(10-13-2023, 12:42 PM)BobJones4980 Wrote: Found footage of rfaulk34 :

If the police knock on your door...i was home alone making lunch. 

[TecmoBengals]

(10-13-2023, 02:23 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Shit. I didn't think of the gang up. Ok, i'm out.

rfaulk forgot their are 11 kids on the field tossing the pigskin around. 

[*rfaulk34*]

(10-13-2023, 03:35 PM)TecmoBengals Wrote: rfaulk forgot their are 11 kids on the field tossing the pigskin around. 

I just figured i'd have to beat man coverage and then stiff arm some poor fool on my way to paydirt.

[Summerall-Madden]

12th Man including the fan and unofficial player.