Joe Burrow's House Broken Into

[FormerlyBengalRugby]

(12-10-2024, 03:30 PM)Ell Prez Wrote: Anyone else find it weird some chick is at his house while he’s in Dallas. With how much publicity he gets, if it was a serious GF, the press would know and have pictures. So she’s “an acquaintance”.

I think the easy answer is she is a house sitter.

Makes tons of sense, especially if Joe has pets.

[George Cantstandya]

(12-10-2024, 05:26 PM)Nately120 Wrote: If I had Burrow's money I'd hire a team of house sitting bodyguard blackbelt judo experts with machine guns.  But the pressing question here is, did the intruder throw trash on his lawn on the way out?

Rumor I heard was Joe bought the Batmobile to have Chuck Norris patrol the area around his house.  I guess they didn't make all the arrangements in time.

[Sled21]

In all seriousness though, it's not like they weren't warned that criminal groups were targeting NFL players' homes during away games. Even if the players did not keep large amounts of cash at home, the memorabilia they steal is worth a fortune. They need security on the outside and a house sitter on the inside that is not some girl who doesn't know what to do. I'm quite certain he could hire some off-duty cop to sit in his living room while he's away. Heck, I'd do it cheap.(ish)

[HarleyDog]

(12-10-2024, 05:44 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: Rumor I heard was Joe bought the Batmobile to have Chuck Norris patrol the area around his house.  I guess they didn't make all the arrangements in time.

Chuck would rob the robber.

[samhain]

(12-10-2024, 05:42 PM)FormerlyBengalRugby Wrote: I think the easy answer is she is a house sitter.

Makes tons of sense, especially if Joe has pets.

She's a swimsuit model.  

Either she's friends with his wife or Joe is a straight up pimp.

[wanga]

Sounds like his security is as good at their job as our O Line is.

[Sled21]

(12-10-2024, 03:09 PM)pally Wrote: The house had a security guard and someone still got in through the bedroom window

https://www.wlwt.com/article/joe-burrows-house-broken-into-report-during-football-game/63148465

“Someone is trying to break in to the house right now. My daughter is there. This is Joe Burrow’s house. She is staying there. He’s at the football game. She’s wondering what she should do, if she should be hiding or if she should go outside." @wlwt

— Karin Johnson WLWT (@karinjohnson) December 10, 2024

WTH is up with his bedroom window being on an outside wall with exposed cinder blocks? 

[Destro]

(12-10-2024, 03:10 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Continuation of the Mahomes/Kelce break-ins?

There's a group going around hitting up athletes homes. Chiefs got the most air time, of course. Been going on awhile. Police have nothing. 

[sandwedge]

(12-10-2024, 05:44 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: Rumor I heard was Joe bought the Batmobile to have Chuck Norris patrol the area around his house.  I guess they didn't make all the arrangements in time.

Joe needs to send away for a Columbian drug lord home security team...

[*Awful Llama*]

(12-10-2024, 06:21 PM)samhain Wrote: She's a swimsuit model.  

Either she's friends with his wife or Joe is a straight up pimp.

I think, deep down, we've known the truth all along.

[George Cantstandya]

(12-10-2024, 07:09 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Joe needs to send away for a Columbian drug lord home security team...

Yes I know the Tony Montana character the quote is from was Cuban but he was killed by Colombians.  

[grampahol]

(12-10-2024, 03:29 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: Okay we can solve this.  What game day thread regular wasn't posting last night?    

Wasn't me. I'm in South Carolina and I'm allergic to hand cuffs and jails. I break out in wanting to get out of jail. 

[TKUHL]

His house sitter is a super model, damn you go Joe.

[*bfine32*]

Joe with the DEI hire for house sitter

[SunsetBengal]

Anyone have an email that Joe responds to? I've got a friend here in SE Ohio that raises Boerboel protection dogs. These dogs are big, I'm talking that some get to 200#. Tell me that Joe doesn't need a trained Boerboel guarding his house? Hell, maybe he needs 5 Boerboels to guard him when he drops back to pass, either way I just need to get the word out to him.

[*jason*]

(12-10-2024, 08:29 PM)TKUHL Wrote: His house sitter is a super model, damn you go Joe.

You spelled face wrong.

[Nicomo Cosca]

Joe Burrow next time someone breaks into his house pic.twitter.com/yTEjhBlYyV

— Cody Crabtree |o| (@crabtree_cody) December 10, 2024

[*pally*]

It will be interesting to see how Joe addresses this when he as inevitably asked about it at todays press conference

[Sled21]

(12-10-2024, 06:21 PM)samhain Wrote: She's a swimsuit model.  

Either she's friends with his wife or Joe is a straight up pimp.

She works for him. 

[Sled21]

(12-10-2024, 07:09 PM)sandwedge Wrote: Joe needs to send away for a Columbian drug lord home security team...

According to the FBI,the group breaking into athlete's houses while they are away playing (It's not just Mahomes and Kelsey, numerous NBA players have been hit as well) is a trans-national South American gang. Gee, I wonder how they got here?